Amy Winehouse posed nude to raise breast cancer awareness. How, exactly, I couldn’t even fathom because currently my brain is trying to punch its way out of my ear. I don’t know which is worse: this ad or the close up shots of Amy’s impetigo’d face. At this point, I’d rather look at secret option #3 otherwise known as a tomahawk entering my retina.
Thanks to Todd for the pic. Remind me to repay you in non-negotiable “I’m burning your goddamn house down while you sleep” dollars.
Photo: Easy Living Magazine
john's girl | March 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Hey, at least you can’t see the impetigo from here.
Or the crabs.
Oh no! | March 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Please! Put the tape on my EYES!
Oh no! | March 20, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Please! Put the tape on MY EYES!
Iggie | March 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm
All one can say, really, is… GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
crackass | March 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm
third
crackass | March 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm
third
BunnyButt | March 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Hmmm. Channeling Wendy O. Williams? We can only hope for the same end result.
Paypal | March 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I hope she’s not planning to auction that guitar off on ebay.
poop | March 20, 2008 at 3:49 pm
that is incredibly sexy
Ebay | March 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
left ones bigger! woohoooo
tulgeyhat13 | March 20, 2008 at 3:52 pm
FLAPJACKS!
Tim | March 20, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Cokebags!
Kost2Kost | March 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I dont care what type of drugs she does here music is incredible. More musicians need to start doing more drugs like back in the day. Has anybody noticed that. When musicians did drugs they actually made some good music.
arligt | March 20, 2008 at 3:56 pm
well I truly like these pics. she’s beautiful whenever she has more than 20 dollar worth of make-up / square inch on her face. (nah, she acctually is nice. don’t judge me now. please. I hate people with prejudices : / ) .
just don’t get it why the celebs dont just GIVE SOME MONEY to the cancerfonds or such. like tyra banks – burning her bra together with someother hang-boobish chicks. (well, that acctually was succesfull though; anyone who has noticed that the breastcancer accutally is cured now.) way a go tyra. but all you other celebs; why ?
Armenian Comedia | March 20, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Even cancer has too much class for Amy, she has nothing to worry about.
TheHarshTruth | March 20, 2008 at 3:57 pm
post #13: I agree with what you are saying to a degree. Had a conversation about Amy Winehouse just yesterday with a friend, he said “the bitch is a fuckin’ fruitloop, but damn I love her voice”. I mentioned that she has the classic “bluesy jazz” voice, but also mentioned that signature “jazzy” voices like that come from hard drinkin, hard smokin, and hard dopin…..all of which the artists which made that special sound popular did plenty of back in the day. ;)
Hai Ku | March 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm
She needs more duct tape
Shit! My eyes are being raped
Survey says: DONT WANT
Randal | March 20, 2008 at 4:05 pm
This is a great cause that Amy is undressing for. Good for her because it’s a disease we should all support and home neither of us ever get.
Kudo’s to you Amy for all youv’e done!
Randal
Linda | March 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I like Amy’s soulful voice. She probably donated money to Breast Cancer Awareness as well as donated her time for this photo. I hope Amy kicks her drug habit for good so she can continue to entertain us with her beautiful voice, and do charity work.
gotmilk? | March 20, 2008 at 4:12 pm
breast cancer awareness – doesn’t this bitch smoke cigarettes?
somebody please kill Randal already.
Tabitha | March 20, 2008 at 4:14 pm
My breasts use to look like Amy’s before I lost them to breast cancer. I really od miss my breasts. I could not afford reconstructive breast surgery. I hope a democrat gets elected for president because I believe they will provide improved health care and I will finally get my reconstructive breast surgery.
Randal | March 20, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Great post Linda! Warm and thoughtful. Cancer research is certainly worth supporting and if we all take the time to do our part (I participated in the Terry Fox run), we’ll get that much closer to helping out those who need it the most.
jesse | March 20, 2008 at 4:17 pm
What is it with all this music talk and cancer talk?
We have a very serious matter here. Somewhere in the world, Amy Winehouse is naked, NAKED! This has got to be stopped.
And just face it, you don’t like her voice, nor do you care about cancer. You just can’t face the reality that you will someday die from seeing that picture just like the rest of us.
Ted Mosby | March 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm
No No No
Spazz | March 20, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Call me when her 15 minutes are up please.
moreofthesameoldsameold | March 20, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Yeah, she’s nasty, but I’m sure even she wouldn’t have sex with the dickless blogger that’s been writing all these lame, almost identical posts.
Ugly Legs | March 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Sticks with flesh, ugly face, ugly voice but soooooooooo soulful (what the fuck does “soulful” mean to the masses anyway – that she sings like a negro?)
Drug addict therefore a criminal, tasteless self indulgent piece of shit.
I am very confused that people like her. Morons, there is a lot of very good music out there.
Vas Deferens | March 20, 2008 at 4:28 pm
She’s got a nice, saggy pair of banana tits.
Auntie Kryst | March 20, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Bah! #24, you beat me to the joke.
@7 BB, I want the end for Amy to be the same as Wendy as well, but I disagree she’s channeling Wendy. If Wendy O Williams was alive today, she would show her support for breast cancer by driving a school bus through a wall of burning televisions. That woman was tough, she took craps bigger than Amy. Pardon the visual.
lipper | March 20, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Randal and Linda need to get together at the next church social and bring shiny rainbow colored cup cakes and sprinkle everyone with love! Lud.
*rolls eyes*
I’m somewhat confused…. is that suppose to help raise funds for cancer or to help her contagious ass get quarantined? I know I’d donate for the latter.
Jane Asher | March 20, 2008 at 4:42 pm
#27
Soulful means expressing deep emotion.
Amy’s body is proportional to her body. If she had bigger legs then she would look weird because the rest of her body is petite.
Howard | March 20, 2008 at 4:44 pm
#28
This is because you are use to looking at Internet porn and looking at chicks with implants lol!
Alicia | March 20, 2008 at 4:50 pm
#13: Your point about how music was better when musicians did drugs is ridiculous. You make it sound like no musicians do drugs anymore. Uhhh…Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have made music and they do drugs. Does that make them any more talented? I’m sure you’d be hard-pressed to find a musician today who DOESN’T do drugs. And yet there are still untalented musicians and crappy songs.
By the by, Sufjan Stevens doesn’t do drugs. He’s a hardcore Christian. Yet his album “Illinois” was the best rated album of 2005. Just saying.
J. Price | March 20, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Somebody please explain to me how ugly untalented people keeping getting rich. I could have started my Easter weekend off just fine without seeing this much Amy!
The It's Hit List | March 20, 2008 at 4:57 pm
“It’s” is a contraction of “It is”, not a possessive as you’ve used it in this post…
Kool Thing | March 20, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Hmm.. this could’ve been worse. But it’s still not that good.
BunnyButt | March 20, 2008 at 5:09 pm
29, Auntie, while wearing tape ever so much better.
LJ | March 20, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Not so bad….I mean they DID put her fugly head on someone else’s mediocre body!
HuckyDucky | March 20, 2008 at 5:12 pm
#26,
You must be new here. This guy is almost always hilarious. The title alone “Good game, sight” is great.
Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 5:16 pm
How can you people post here while Oprah and Celine Dion are having the most self-indulgent sickening love-fest/discussion in the history of planet?
As for Amy’s tits, can you imagine how big they would be if she ate food and shit like that?
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 20, 2008 at 5:19 pm
31. Jane Asher – March 20, 2008 4:42 PM
“Amy’s body is proportional to her body.”
fuck, nothing gets by you, does it.
BunnyButt | March 20, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Because, Ted, we try to ignore Oprah and Celine as much as possible for the sake of our sanity.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 20, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Randal and Linda (either the same person or kissing cousins), Amy Crackhouse doing a fundraiser for cancer is like RKelly doing a fundraiser for Megan’s Law.
Most of these asshats do it for the free publicity, doesn’t cost them a dime personally and they still get treated like mother fuckin teresa.
BarelyStearn | March 20, 2008 at 5:34 pm
That reminds me: I have to shit myself.
Sean | March 20, 2008 at 5:40 pm
All (obvious) jokes aside: I’m seeing a flat belly and nice legs.
Tapeworm | March 20, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Hilton and Winehouse: proof that push-up bras really do work.
titsonsnack | March 20, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I’m all winehouse’d out. Somebody call me when this bitch dies of the hiv.
titsonsnack | March 20, 2008 at 5:48 pm
#45, yeah i guess you gotta give her something eh? That’s kind of like looking at the joseph merrick and seeing a nicely manicured left hand.
Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 5:49 pm
#45,
I can picture you waking up Christmas morning, running to the livingroom and finding a huge pile of shit. You dig quickly through the pile exclaiming, “With all of this shit, there has to be pony in here somewhere.”
Justin | March 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm
#46
Paris Herpes is flat chested and Amy has boobs. But a push up bra on Amy will show some great cleavage!
Amy has talent and Paris is famous for being rich and a skank.