I was about to post about Paris Hilton in this spot when I realized “Why do that when I could post this set of Amy Smart pics complete with butt shot?” It’s like I’m the stuff heroes are made of. But with a sexy nougat center.
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bakinmycake | April 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm
fugly.
cman | April 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Thank You, I’ll take a make-up less Amy Smart over that asshole media-whore Perez and day!!
asdf | April 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
first?
rahilio | April 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
nice.
bakinmycake | April 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
She too thinks that queers marrying queers is dumber than a football bat dumb.
Why do queers always ask queer minded questions?
ts | April 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
They both have the herpes kicking.
One'st | April 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
it’s like, you have to refresh over and over again for hours, and if you won’t be first, even if you pause for a second. (pun intended)
Beans Baxter | April 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Contrary to fact, you can motorboat her.
Anna | April 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Um, seriously, this chick is the best thing you could find to post? She’s so “meh” leaning more towards the side of “ew”.
At least by posting Paris you are doing the CDC a favor by helping them keep track of her whereabouts.
Yes | April 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Average!
hacksaw | April 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I’d hit it.
Beastman AIDS | April 23, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Amy Smart is usually smokin but these pics are a bit average. She probably just needs sunnies to hide the squintyness.
pete | April 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Hey, not so quick with all the “butt shot” talk. I’m not sure we’ve disinfected our recent gay infestation yet. Their web filter programs probably detected that phrase and automatically linked them here, but then they said “eeeewwww, a girl” and returned to watching “Top Gun”. Just, you know, don’t anybody say anything about two sore anuses with a marriage license.
g_girl | April 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
WOW, the wonders make-up can do!
Also, she’s FAT!!!! HAHAHAHA. Fattie.
Phil | April 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Horrible ass. And she has linebacker shoulders.
Sell Porn | April 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
She is just the shell of her old self… a big fat shell filled with twinkies apparently.
amanda | April 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm
who is she?
k | April 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm
she looks like white trash.
RSmelly | April 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I hope that angry communist Perez Hilton gets his ass LA SIDA. Why is a goddamn queer judging a beauty pagent? Homos hate women. They have a mental disorder because their parents failed. Before you jump all over me, I tell you that all humans are bisexual and I’ve got no problems about sex with men but I can’t stand these pansy felchers who are grossed out by sex with women. Go to Chelsea in NY and see all these grown-ass homos acting like little boys.
Drunkman | April 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm
She needs A LOT more makeup.
Orlando Graphic Design | April 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I don’t think she looks bad. A lot of people look different without makeup. Ever see Madonna without makeup? It is hard to have an airbrush look all the time. Give her a break.
pol | April 23, 2009 at 5:02 pm
She looks like Gwenyth Paltrow, if Gwenyth got fat, shrunk 5 inches, and shoved her face into a grindstone.
Tread Lightfoot | April 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Awesome ass. Im sure most of these losers on here who have criticized her look amazing and have perfect boyfriends. NOT! lol
blackout | April 23, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I love that big ol’ nigger-esque ass
baxi69 | April 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I for one applaud The Superficial for posting a butt pic!! All paps should be required to snap and upload a coming and going shot of all the “famous” gals. Amy’s not the hottest thing to cross the Superficial page, but the butt shot made me stop, click, blow-up and checkout the curves. Nice work!
lola | April 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Women shouldn’t HAVE to wear makeup all the time. She looks hot, but she needs to size up if she gained some weight. Those jeans are a size too small. Some over sized sunnies would have been cute
Parker | April 23, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I could see her bent over, holding her ankles begging me to to buttfuck her. I can also see me obliging her desperate pleadings.
dude | April 23, 2009 at 5:39 pm
AMEN!!! No photoshoot’s complete without one, that’s like a pie with no filling. Bet her ass tastes like nougat:)
mikeock | April 23, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Amy Smart is completely underrated as a hot chick because she sort of looks like the cute chick you work with. That really shouldn’t be held against her. I’d take this girl over 80% of the dimbulb celebrities that fags at Superficial spend most of their time on.
Lugh | April 23, 2009 at 6:27 pm
She looks awesome with makeup and really good without it, plus she’s got an amazing ass. What the fuck do YOU look like in the morning, eh?
Funeral Guy | April 23, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Is this chick supposed to be hot? That and who the hell is she?
Spooge | April 23, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Man she’s startin to look old.
Darth | April 23, 2009 at 6:58 pm
The butt shot looks quite acceptable.
Rough Daddy | April 23, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Whos that? with the melted ice cream in those jeans? id still lick…a little, maybe!
Amos Spigler | April 23, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Wow! Look at that! A mule that walks on 2 legs!
Amos Spigler | April 23, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Wow! Look at that! A mule that walks on 2 legs!
Insatiable Peter | April 23, 2009 at 8:22 pm
She has a grizzled countenance, but I would still part her sea.
1moreidiotintheworld | April 23, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Holy fucking shit she’s homely!!!! Goes to show that Hollywood make-up artists can polish ANY turd……
Exterminator | April 23, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Thank You. I would rather watch gorillas have sex than see that farkin’ parasite…
Sarah | April 23, 2009 at 9:47 pm
This is possibly your funniest caption yet.
jenn | April 23, 2009 at 10:14 pm
i think she is a pretty lady.. come on men dont tell me you have a better look than hers.. then shut up dont waste your keyboards typing crap
Huckleberry Hashimoto | April 23, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Nice ass, but that top she’s wearing gives me dizzy spells.
gerard Vandenberg | April 23, 2009 at 11:34 pm
FUNNY NAME FOR A DUMB ASS, folks?
Samuel | April 24, 2009 at 1:05 am
Wow! Ugly AND a fat ass.
GZA | April 24, 2009 at 2:49 am
Is she picking up her own dry cleaning? Either way, she just picked up my dong.
Eliza | April 24, 2009 at 5:03 am
i like her body but what is that on her lips? and i never understood why everyone thinks shes pretty shes more of a plain jane to me and these pics of her are even worse!
Tom K | April 24, 2009 at 6:49 am
Wow is that the chick from Road Trip. She is looking tired and used up.
Scott | April 24, 2009 at 8:03 am
“She looks awesome with makeup and really good without it, plus she’s got an amazing ass. What the fuck do YOU look like in the morning, eh?”
Well, if you asked most of the fat housewives that blast the women on here, THEY’RE all perfect 10′s. Amy Smarts phenominal, and looks hotter than most with makeup, and looks hotter than most without- but because a few were posted without, the fatass fuck housewives association of america tells us how disgusting she is, and the asinine guys who would be the first in line to fuck her are spewing the same. Say what you want, you’d fuck her, whether youd admit it or not.
RichPort's Ghost | April 24, 2009 at 9:00 am
I’d take her tempurature… rectally. Luckily, my junk doubles as a thermometer.
Xtina | April 24, 2009 at 9:25 am
She looks straight up nasty, get some make-up on!