Amy Poehler gave birth to son Archie Arnett last night. This is the first child for Amy and husband Will Arnett who totally need to have another one and name it Jughead. What? It’s unisex. People reports:
Archie Arnett was born on Saturday and weighed in at 8 lbs., 1 oz., their rep Lewis Kay said in a statement.
“Amy, Will and Archie are all healthy and resting comfortably,” Kay said.
During the “Weekend Update” segment of Saturday Night Live, Poehler’s co-anchor Seth Meyers announced to a cheering crowd: “Amy Poehler is not here tonight because she is having a baby.”
Of course, the SNL crowd only cheered to cover the sound of their own escape after basically being told nobody funny was going to be on the show. Whoops. Anyway, congratulations and props to Amy and Will for going with the name “Archie.” It’s different without being fucking retarded like “Apple” or “Spencer Pratt.” That said, I’m still naming my kid “Han Solo Batman.” It will be a special gift from father to son – before I move to Hong Kong, and his mother tells him I’m a secret agent. Ha ha, can’t believe she fell for that. Secret agents don’t live with their parents! I mean, they do. Ladies.
michelle | October 26, 2008 at 12:36 pm
congrats to her :)
Teryn | October 26, 2008 at 1:00 pm
she’s gorgeous
p.s first? haha I just had to say that..
guest | October 26, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Wow!!!
I’m so happy for her ( && a little jealous :p)
&& She is
Girl | October 26, 2008 at 1:12 pm
She’s so pretty!
I hope she names it something cute
& not weird.
Lola | October 26, 2008 at 1:28 pm
No idea who she is but looks way too old to be pregnant.
I'm not Mandy | October 26, 2008 at 1:35 pm
This is wierd. Since when does Superficial work on weekends? Good call on Jughead though. Everyone will get that reference. Personally, I’m still waiting for someone name their identical twins Pete and Repete. That would be so cool. By the way, Spencer Pratt is a fag. Probably common knowledge but just in case I thought I’d put it out there.
D4P | October 26, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Steve Holt!!!
ChuckleHead | October 26, 2008 at 2:19 pm
What did the mexican fireman name his twin boys?
Jose & Hose B
Jughead | October 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Awesome that her baby was born on a Saturday night.
She sure is beauteous | October 26, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Very pretty lady. I bet she is easy to get along with.
ulyessas | October 26, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I was disappointed that they settled on an awkward name, but considering it’s the kid of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, this kid will be awesome no matter what it does.
Grant Tinker | October 26, 2008 at 5:39 pm
You think when the doctor slapped the baby and hear it cry he said:
It’s Saturday Night Live!
Yatz | October 26, 2008 at 5:58 pm
good people, congratulations!
(sorry I can’t think of anything snide to say – this thread is too wishy-washy, someone has to step up!)
bno | October 26, 2008 at 6:42 pm
She’s so pretty!I hope she names it something cute
& not weird. She first met her husband on ==mysportsdate.com— They both like sports. I hope I can find my future girlfriend there.
Matt | October 26, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Was really hoping they would name the kid G.O.B. Oh well!
KoT | October 26, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Oh no … the liberal mother of another potential liberal! Where is Obama’s partial birth abortion provision when you need it?
Republicans in Hell | October 26, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I think that right wingers are all assholes. If their leader destroys their country but talks the good talk they will follow him like lemmings straight off a cliff. Retards.
scabbeus | October 26, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Lemming: mouselike rodents that are noted for periodic mass migrations that sometimes result in mass drownings. Lemmings are also known for blindly following a cultish leader and yet they no nothing about him. Scary!
Libs, step back and keep your legalized pedophilia to yourself.
Amy: You are a (clueless) mother that is making the world a very unsafe place.
Elliot_spitz_on_her | October 26, 2008 at 10:53 pm
WOW, Id have like to have been in the delivery room to eat the shit that came out while she was giving birth. I hear its a lot and comes out when the woman orgasms so hard from the baby coming out. Yum Yum.
I know Deacon “drunk mick” jones would be into it too. Thats all he likes me to do when we play…shit and piss.
gerard Vandenberg | October 27, 2008 at 1:12 am
…………………………….”One time in the west”?
will arnet | October 27, 2008 at 6:42 am
stupid fucking name like her comedy. she’s typical improv style actress. oohhh i went through 9 stand up courses and zanies. oohh i’m funny.
amy you were never funny. and you have the worse hair imaginable.
skank
FACE | October 27, 2008 at 9:34 am
Who gives a damn about this broad? SHe has a face like a catchers mitt and acts like she is fine.
Joe | October 27, 2008 at 10:26 am
I would sooo let her lactate on me.
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