Taking time off from such groundbreaking works as “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez’s Love is a Goose Dick Inside an Armadillo” and “Maple Bieber Wiener: A Looney Tunes Retrospective,” artist Daniel Edwards has now drawn up plans for a Amy Winehouse bust at the behest of some British people he met on Facebook. (Read: Voices in his head.) Via Splash News:
“I thought of her as a beautiful fairytale princess, waiting to be rescued from fame and addiction, but her prince never came. I had always expected to sculpt her portrait, but I was waiting for her to put some of her troubles behind her. She made me pay attention to contemporary music again.”
So apparently all these things are just portraits of statues which makes this guy the laziest crazy person I’ve ever met in my life. Anyone can just sit around drawing a statue of a topless, pre-implant Amy Winehouse made out of chocolate, but it takes a dedicated mental case to actually chisel into a Hershey bar and carve each protruding rib bone with your bare hands so Satan will stop living in your toaster. But this? This is just masturbating. Arthouse wankery into a solitary beret that’s later folded neatly into a hexagon and sold for $10,000 to some twatwaffle in Manhattan.
Photos: Splash News
This has got to be the most terrifying Disney princess ever.
it looks better than she did in real life. He did a good job on her boobs..
No Armadillo fucking? Useless just useless. Nothing to see here folks! NEXT!
Unless its been hollowed out and then filled with crack, its not accurate.
needs more scabs. a lot more scabs.
fail. where’s the jail tattoos and the white lips? pfft. first i thought it was made out of chocolate. THAT would have been cool. bite off the nip-nips first.
Mmmm, chocolate. And twatwaffles. Chocolate twatwaffles!
Amy’s tits had ridges like an Utz potato chip?
I bet the inside is filled with chocolaty nougat. Or cocaine.
She never looked that good when she was still alive!
he actually managed to capture the horror that her naked breasts inspired in real life.
This guy seems less like an “artist” and more “guy with pirated copy of photoshop who knows someone at Splash news”.
This is just a warm-up for the memorial statue made out of crack, right?
Nice Alien jugs!
Idealized face, yet sort of true to life body (her bony ribcage).
You have to love this guy.
He is getting tons of press and do no goddamn work at all.
He is kind of like the Kardashians of sculptors.
he should’ve done her entire body so we could speak literally of amy winehouse’s chocolate tunnel of love.
That is her entire body. She had a giant sphincter right below her ribcage. No wonder she died.
Easter chocolate?
He truly captured her flawless skin…really.
I’d love to see a picture of this Daniel Edwards guy. This quack is probably fit for three straight jackets in the most secure of psych wards.
God, I love the word “twatwaffle.”
i don’t care what anyone says. i fucking love this jackass. he should do one of Kim K as a urinal.
That is brilliant!
… too bad she NEVER looked this good (and tasty) in real life.
looks dumb without all the dumb tats
“You got chocolate it my heroin.” “You got heroin in my chocolate.”
hahahaha
Twatwaffle, you say? New one on me.
Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon strikes again: “I thought you’d look better with boob fins. No?”
Warning: if you find the art nauseating, please do not read the quote.
Soulless, dead eyes. He nailed it.
What the fuck.
hurry and get your very own Daniel Edwards 9/11 memorial sculpture of
people on fire jumping out of the twin towers!
call today.
all major credit cards accepted!
this isnt an actual statue its 3d, probably Zbrush
Alcohol filled chocolates used to be called ‘brandybeans’…now they’ll be called ‘Amys’.
This has to be one of the shittiest artists I have ever heard of. In a few decades, his art will mean nothing at all. He has no imagination at all, no inspiration, his art shows no depth, and he seems to think and talk like a cretinous superficial teenager.
this is how i feel about banksy.
Why are her ribs showing THROUGH her breasts? Were they on top? Suddenly, I want Sigourney Weaver to come and kill this thing before it gets loose.
God, yet another “accurate” portrayal of the female anatomy. Someone’s got to take the feminist side.
fucj taht
I can’t help but feel her chest is going to leap out onto my face and try to lay eggs down my throat.
This will inspire Tay Zonday to write a new song called “Chocolate Wine.”
I don’t know why you keep calling those 3d models renderings STATUES. This and the Beiber one are not statues but only virtual 3d models, you can easily tell by the specular reflection. And just look at the stand, does it look real to you?
unfortunately before the boob job.
A rendering of a bust*, not a statue.
Wikipedia:
“A statue is a sculpture in the round representing a person or persons, an animal, or an event, normally full-length, as opposed to a bust, and at least close to life-size, or larger. Its primary concern is representational.”
*No pun intended.
Ummmm…..Why did he take so much care when he did the head but then gave her the chest of one of the cast members of “The Walking Dead?”
Umm, this isn’t a statue, this is a digital 3D image? Like the Justin Bieber-one too… What?