Taking time off from such groundbreaking works as “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez’s Love is a Goose Dick Inside an Armadillo” and “Maple Bieber Wiener: A Looney Tunes Retrospective,” artist Daniel Edwards has now drawn up plans for a Amy Winehouse bust at the behest of some British people he met on Facebook. (Read: Voices in his head.) Via Splash News:
“I thought of her as a beautiful fairytale princess, waiting to be rescued from fame and addiction, but her prince never came. I had always expected to sculpt her portrait, but I was waiting for her to put some of her troubles behind her. She made me pay attention to contemporary music again.”
So apparently all these things are just portraits of statues which makes this guy the laziest crazy person I’ve ever met in my life. Anyone can just sit around drawing a statue of a topless, pre-implant Amy Winehouse made out of chocolate, but it takes a dedicated mental case to actually chisel into a Hershey bar and carve each protruding rib bone with your bare hands so Satan will stop living in your toaster. But this? This is just masturbating. Arthouse wankery into a solitary beret that’s later folded neatly into a hexagon and sold for $10,000 to some twatwaffle in Manhattan.
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