Of Course There’s a Topless Amy Winehouse Memorial Statue

September 8th, 2011 // 47 Comments

Taking time off from such groundbreaking works as “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez’s Love is a Goose Dick Inside an Armadillo” and “Maple Bieber Wiener: A Looney Tunes Retrospective,” artist Daniel Edwards has now drawn up plans for a Amy Winehouse bust at the behest of some British people he met on Facebook. (Read: Voices in his head.) Via Splash News:

“I thought of her as a beautiful fairytale princess, waiting to be rescued from fame and addiction, but her prince never came. I had always expected to sculpt her portrait, but I was waiting for her to put some of her troubles behind her. She made me pay attention to contemporary music again.”

So apparently all these things are just portraits of statues which makes this guy the laziest crazy person I’ve ever met in my life. Anyone can just sit around drawing a statue of a topless, pre-implant Amy Winehouse made out of chocolate, but it takes a dedicated mental case to actually chisel into a Hershey bar and carve each protruding rib bone with your bare hands so Satan will stop living in your toaster. But this? This is just masturbating. Arthouse wankery into a solitary beret that’s later folded neatly into a hexagon and sold for $10,000 to some twatwaffle in Manhattan.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Amy Winehouse Topless Memorial Statue
    SaraDevil
    Commented on this photo:

    This has got to be the most terrifying Disney princess ever.

  2. Jimbo

    it looks better than she did in real life. He did a good job on her boobs..

  3. Frank Burns

    Unless its been hollowed out and then filled with crack, its not accurate.

  4. Richard McBeef

    needs more scabs. a lot more scabs.

  5. Any Guy

    fail. where’s the jail tattoos and the white lips? pfft. first i thought it was made out of chocolate. THAT would have been cool. bite off the nip-nips first.

  6. Snack pack

    Mmmm, chocolate. And twatwaffles. Chocolate twatwaffles!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Amy’s tits had ridges like an Utz potato chip?

  8. I bet the inside is filled with chocolaty nougat. Or cocaine.

  9. Donald Trump

    She never looked that good when she was still alive!

  10. he actually managed to capture the horror that her naked breasts inspired in real life.

  11. This guy seems less like an “artist” and more “guy with pirated copy of photoshop who knows someone at Splash news”.

  12. Fester

    This is just a warm-up for the memorial statue made out of crack, right?

  13. RoboZombie

    Nice Alien jugs!

  14. crazypants

    Idealized face, yet sort of true to life body (her bony ribcage).

  15. Venom

    You have to love this guy.
    He is getting tons of press and do no goddamn work at all.
    He is kind of like the Kardashians of sculptors.

  16. mel

    he should’ve done her entire body so we could speak literally of amy winehouse’s chocolate tunnel of love.

  17. sergio

    Easter chocolate?

    He truly captured her flawless skin…really.

  18. RJ

    I’d love to see a picture of this Daniel Edwards guy. This quack is probably fit for three straight jackets in the most secure of psych wards.

  19. kimmykimkim

    God, I love the word “twatwaffle.”

  20. stratacat

    i don’t care what anyone says. i fucking love this jackass. he should do one of Kim K as a urinal.

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    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    … too bad she NEVER looked this good (and tasty) in real life.

  22. looks dumb without all the dumb tats

  23. Uncle Phil

    “You got chocolate it my heroin.” “You got heroin in my chocolate.”

  24. sc4play

    Twatwaffle, you say? New one on me.

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    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon strikes again: “I thought you’d look better with boob fins. No?”

  26. Let rough's conscious be your guide

    Warning: if you find the art nauseating, please do not read the quote.

  27. it had to be said

    Soulless, dead eyes. He nailed it.

  28. Jon

    What the fuck.

  29. zomgbie

    hurry and get your very own Daniel Edwards 9/11 memorial sculpture of
    people on fire jumping out of the twin towers!
    call today.
    all major credit cards accepted!

  30. alison

    this isnt an actual statue its 3d, probably Zbrush

  31. cc

    Alcohol filled chocolates used to be called ‘brandybeans’…now they’ll be called ‘Amys’.

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    ito
    Commented on this photo:

    This has to be one of the shittiest artists I have ever heard of. In a few decades, his art will mean nothing at all. He has no imagination at all, no inspiration, his art shows no depth, and he seems to think and talk like a cretinous superficial teenager.

  33. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Why are her ribs showing THROUGH her breasts? Were they on top? Suddenly, I want Sigourney Weaver to come and kill this thing before it gets loose.

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    ET Phone Home
    Commented on this photo:

    God, yet another “accurate” portrayal of the female anatomy. Someone’s got to take the feminist side.

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    SuperficialAdmin
    Commented on this photo:

    fucj taht

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    TheAdmiral
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t help but feel her chest is going to leap out onto my face and try to lay eggs down my throat.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    This will inspire Tay Zonday to write a new song called “Chocolate Wine.”

  38. JAG

    I don’t know why you keep calling those 3d models renderings STATUES. This and the Beiber one are not statues but only virtual 3d models, you can easily tell by the specular reflection. And just look at the stand, does it look real to you?

  39. forrest gump

    unfortunately before the boob job.

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    Old Person
    Commented on this photo:

    A rendering of a bust*, not a statue.

    Wikipedia:
    “A statue is a sculpture in the round representing a person or persons, an animal, or an event, normally full-length, as opposed to a bust, and at least close to life-size, or larger. Its primary concern is representational.”

    *No pun intended.

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    Codefire
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummmm…..Why did he take so much care when he did the head but then gave her the chest of one of the cast members of “The Walking Dead?”

  42. Amy Winehouse Topless Memorial Statue
    Vi
    Commented on this photo:

    Umm, this isn’t a statue, this is a digital 3D image? Like the Justin Bieber-one too… What?

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