While I just assumed she swallowed a cat whole again, media outlets are screaming Amy Winehouse looks pregnant in these shots taken outside Damian Marley’s birthday party last night. Which is fucking impossible. If there’s actually a child living in that womb, clearly it can’t be killed and will become a Destroyer of Worlds.
Or Pete Doherty.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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At least she looks like she isnt taking anymore drugs… oh wait…
FIRST bitches!!
It’s called constipation. Heroin and a shitty diet will do that to you.
Why does she wear short shorts? Why does she dress like a hooker? Why can’t she stay at home? =S
Lord she’s fugly!
oh come on, she’s not pregnant. she just hasn’t been able to get her dealer on the phone for a week. that’s sobriety tummy, not a baby.
She’s not sober, her eyes are cAsHeD..
i think she just looks drunk and like, week 2 of meth withdrawal, when the belly starts holding onto the food she’s suddenly putting into her system. i call food baby.
we’d heard she’s put on weight. could be that belly is the reason she would starve herself to death. or it could be posture. or there really is someone on earth who’d fuck anything.
Nasty
She is gonna die, dude.
Is that Nas lol….is he banging that ugly whore?
Ecaaa, que nojo! Essa mulher esta MUITO acabada, aparenta 10 anos a mais do que ela tem!
Yeah what she said!
She is such a colossal fuck up, but I love her!
Totally cracks me up when she tries to do sexy poses. She doesn’t seem to have a clue that she is about the farthest thing from sexy there is.
She looks like every skinny chick with a gut who does lots of drugs and eats nothing but fast food and sugar.
I guess these people have never seen a crackwhore before. seriously all of them look like this, they’re skinny from not eating, but the belly slops out because they have the muscle tone of jello.
she’s not pregnant, she’s just gross.
seriously. ahem selena gomez turned 18 today, hello? about face! (literally.) someone easier on the eyes please :D tusen takk
First.
Plus it’s probably just a malnutrition belly. Like all the African babies Madonna hasn’t stolen. I mean adopted.
Gullum
Maybe a new Aliens movie?
Not everyone has flat stomachs, people. Not even just crackheads either…
Are you going to start subjecting us to this loser again? Please stop posting about her. She is disgusting.
Any child carried to term by this mess will have fetal alcohol syndrome.
And the babydaddy is……….??????
Will anyone stand up and admit that they ejaculated inside Amy Winehouse?
Anyone?
Eh, this happens to me. I’m skinny so when I eat, my stomach pokes out and looks disportionate to the rest of my body. Plus, she had bad posture and does drugs…so maybe a bad combo.
Not preggers. Bloated from to much drinking…
she looks like she has a belly full of worms.
It looks more like anorexic/starvation bloat.
shut the fuck up chico (meaning small)! i love this crazy bitch and she has more talent than your tiny testicle wishes it had. she even looks cute here. love the new tits. now get off the crack and make some more amazing music luvvy.
listen here you dumb ass billy goat she looks like a fucking ALIEN. and yes i am a small guy but my cock is so huge it would go up your ass and through your eye you crab infested hairy MONGOID.
oh yea and when i first heard her shit music i thought i was listening to a big fat black bitch.
That’s a belly that would put a smile on Sally Struthers face.
hahahahahaha!
That’s not a baby, it’s just her liver trying to make a run for it.
Dude, that’s awesome.
so has she been preggo for like 3 years? because every single time she puts on a tight shirt she looks like this and this isnt new
Listen peeps… this is the bloated, alcoholic-induced typed of distention that only a hard-core alcoholic would sport. It should make us all want to put that shit down and have a glass of water instead. Bitch is killing her liver. What a mess!!!
Humanity is doomed.
Probably a form of kwashiorkor due to her alcoholism/drug use.
Nah…she just had the munchies and polished off 3 of Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe Triple burgers
a “web//s ite” named “b l a c k w h i t e s i n g l e.C-O-M” for dating or relationship, black or white singles can go there to find someone sexy or beauty on line !
or simply FORGOT to SHIT this week?
Could be a liver failure belly.
Since i’d only know her as being a walking skeleton; is that really a belly?
Did one of her breast implants drop a bit lower?!
It’s called malnutrition
men don’t get pregnant