Amy Winehouse Can’t Be Pregnant

July 22nd, 2010 // 47 Comments

While I just assumed she swallowed a cat whole again, media outlets are screaming Amy Winehouse looks pregnant in these shots taken outside Damian Marley’s birthday party last night. Which is fucking impossible. If there’s actually a child living in that womb, clearly it can’t be killed and will become a Destroyer of Worlds.

Or Pete Doherty.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Carbo22
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    At least she looks like she isnt taking anymore drugs… oh wait…

  2. Benwa

    FIRST bitches!!

  3. Benwa

    Lord she’s fugly!

  4. Charity

    oh come on, she’s not pregnant. she just hasn’t been able to get her dealer on the phone for a week. that’s sobriety tummy, not a baby.

    • Deacon Jones

      She’s not sober, her eyes are cAsHeD..

      • Charity

        i think she just looks drunk and like, week 2 of meth withdrawal, when the belly starts holding onto the food she’s suddenly putting into her system. i call food baby.

  5. we’d heard she’s put on weight. could be that belly is the reason she would starve herself to death. or it could be posture. or there really is someone on earth who’d fuck anything.

  6. nerdgirlie

    She is gonna die, dude.

  7. Chico
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    Is that Nas lol….is he banging that ugly whore?

  8. eva

    Ecaaa, que nojo! Essa mulher esta MUITO acabada, aparenta 10 anos a mais do que ela tem!

  9. ZigZagZoey

    She is such a colossal fuck up, but I love her!
    Totally cracks me up when she tries to do sexy poses. She doesn’t seem to have a clue that she is about the farthest thing from sexy there is.

  10. BP

    She looks like every skinny chick with a gut who does lots of drugs and eats nothing but fast food and sugar.

  11. McFeely Smackup

    I guess these people have never seen a crackwhore before. seriously all of them look like this, they’re skinny from not eating, but the belly slops out because they have the muscle tone of jello.

    she’s not pregnant, she’s just gross.

  12. DanieB
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    Plus it’s probably just a malnutrition belly. Like all the African babies Madonna hasn’t stolen. I mean adopted.

  13. Chris
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  14. Mike
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    Maybe a new Aliens movie?

  15. Grace

    Not everyone has flat stomachs, people. Not even just crackheads either…

  16. Just A Horny Dude

    Are you going to start subjecting us to this loser again? Please stop posting about her. She is disgusting.

  17. Cock Dr

    Any child carried to term by this mess will have fetal alcohol syndrome.
    And the babydaddy is……….??????
    Will anyone stand up and admit that they ejaculated inside Amy Winehouse?

  18. Amy

    Eh, this happens to me. I’m skinny so when I eat, my stomach pokes out and looks disportionate to the rest of my body. Plus, she had bad posture and does drugs…so maybe a bad combo.

  19. LIly
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    Not preggers. Bloated from to much drinking…

  20. cko
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    she looks like she has a belly full of worms.

  21. meme
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    It looks more like anorexic/starvation bloat.

  22. Lady Blah Blah
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    shut the fuck up chico (meaning small)! i love this crazy bitch and she has more talent than your tiny testicle wishes it had. she even looks cute here. love the new tits. now get off the crack and make some more amazing music luvvy.

    • Chico

      listen here you dumb ass billy goat she looks like a fucking ALIEN. and yes i am a small guy but my cock is so huge it would go up your ass and through your eye you crab infested hairy MONGOID.

    • Chico

      oh yea and when i first heard her shit music i thought i was listening to a big fat black bitch.

  23. Le Rough sportif

    That’s a belly that would put a smile on Sally Struthers face.

  24. jessiesgirl

    That’s not a baby, it’s just her liver trying to make a run for it.

  25. so has she been preggo for like 3 years? because every single time she puts on a tight shirt she looks like this and this isnt new

  26. sandy smith
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    Listen peeps… this is the bloated, alcoholic-induced typed of distention that only a hard-core alcoholic would sport. It should make us all want to put that shit down and have a glass of water instead. Bitch is killing her liver. What a mess!!!

  27. Don Boogie
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    Humanity is doomed.

  28. Probably a form of kwashiorkor due to her alcoholism/drug use.

  29. BigJohn

    Nah…she just had the munchies and polished off 3 of Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe Triple burgers

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  31. captain america

    or simply FORGOT to SHIT this week?

  32. chaos

    Could be a liver failure belly.

  33. Darth

    Since i’d only know her as being a walking skeleton; is that really a belly?

  34. Gando

    Did one of her breast implants drop a bit lower?!

  35. Yoda

    It’s called malnutrition

  36. Mar
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    men don’t get pregnant

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