And welcome to the most random news item of the day.
Here’s Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand‘s dad Ron leaving a bar in London last night before riding off together in the back seat of a car. I’ve doing my best not to picture these two fucking because all I keep coming up with is a really old, naked Russell Brand swinging his arms around like one of those werewolves from Underworld until Amy jabs him in the chest with a heroin needle. From there, it’s nothing but talk of sticking it in “me dirty purse” which honestly could’ve been said by either one at that point. I was too busy beating myself in the face with a crab mallet until my imagination center was rendered inert.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
First! And I don’t care for the post.
You really are the funniest mofo on the face of the planet. Still laughing. And vomiting.
She actually looks pretty good here, for her.
And suddenly Russell Brand makes sense.
All that money, and she STILL wears those fucking horrible slippers.
Which one is Russell Brand’s dad?
“Colm Meaney as Jonathan Snow, Aldous’s father who mooches off his son for his own personal gain.”
lol i was thinking the same thing.
I just threw up A LOT in my mouth.
Those are some sexy mutton chops. I’m so fucking jealous.
Seriously … the side-burns.
Who’s to say this is a worthless post? Now I need to know which has stronger essence vinegar or joint creams…
Look MA, a horse with two left feet.
Never mind me she does look improved…
Horses DO have 2 left feet
The Wolverine look is hot this spring.
Win. I was thinking Neil Young, but you beat me.
He’s probably just helping her get over the trauma of her obvious recent hand transplant surgery.
Hahahaha. That’s funny.
It’s nice to see your celebs are just as retarded on the other side of the pond, England.
Actually he may be a good influence on her…she was upright and walking on her own when she left the bar. When was the last time Amy Winehouse left a bar upright? Really! When?
Is Amy Winehouse Russel Brand’s real mommy?
Which one is Amy?
The one with the sideburns.
want some candy? go ahead, put it in the good hand.
She’s the Andy Dick of England.
BAAAAAAAARF
Holy crap balls! For a second, I thought that was Craig T. Nelson.
is that Powers Boothe?
thatd be way cooler if it was Powers Boothe.
So there is no problem. I point to a horse with two left feet. Then you confirm that what I saw was right. See?
rich people in england and poor people in england are exactly the same, white trash..
Russell, meet your new Mummy!
what can go wrong?
……….IT’S ALREADY A MESS IN AMERICA.
way to score coach
Glad she’s not all fucked up anymore/
Oh well, admitted, since her implants she’d look now a whole lot better.
What brand penis pump did she use?
He does look like a real mean and bloodthirsty guy. She wasn’t afraid at all?
i would still hit that no doubt
damn i love amy she’s so sexy and talented
She’s not slobbering in a gutter, STFU and leave the woman alone.
I wouldn’t fuck her with a borrowed dick