Amy Winehouse Banged Russell Brand’s Dad. No, Really.
And welcome to the most random news item of the day.
Here’s Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand’s dad Ron leaving a bar in London last night before riding off together in the back seat of a car. I’ve doing my best not to picture these two fucking because all I keep coming up with is a really old, naked Russell Brand swinging his arms around like one of those werewolves from Underworld until Amy jabs him in the chest with a heroin needle. From there, it’s nothing but talk of sticking it in “me dirty purse” which honestly could’ve been said by either one at that point. I was too busy beating myself in the face with a crab mallet until my imagination center was rendered inert.