Amy Winehouse Banged Russell Brand’s Dad. No, Really.

March 4th, 2011 // 41 Comments

And welcome to the most random news item of the day.

Here’s Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand‘s dad Ron leaving a bar in London last night before riding off together in the back seat of a car. I’ve doing my best not to picture these two fucking because all I keep coming up with is a really old, naked Russell Brand swinging his arms around like one of those werewolves from Underworld until Amy jabs him in the chest with a heroin needle. From there, it’s nothing but talk of sticking it in “me dirty purse” which honestly could’ve been said by either one at that point. I was too busy beating myself in the face with a crab mallet until my imagination center was rendered inert.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    First! And I don’t care for the post.

  2. Anita Cocke

    You really are the funniest mofo on the face of the planet. Still laughing. And vomiting.

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    Lalalala
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks pretty good here, for her.

  4. Colin

    And suddenly Russell Brand makes sense.

  5. m

    All that money, and she STILL wears those fucking horrible slippers.

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    Vince Lombardi
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Russell Brand’s dad?

  7. ludichrisspeed

    “Colm Meaney as Jonathan Snow, Aldous’s father who mooches off his son for his own personal gain.”

  8. Jay

    I just threw up A LOT in my mouth.

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    Jigs
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some sexy mutton chops. I’m so fucking jealous.

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    Jigs
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously … the side-burns.

  11. Ill Rough you just the way you are

    Who’s to say this is a worthless post? Now I need to know which has stronger essence vinegar or joint creams…

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    Ill Rough you just the way you are
    Commented on this photo:

    Look MA, a horse with two left feet.

    Never mind me she does look improved…

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    Spocktopus
    Commented on this photo:

    The Wolverine look is hot this spring.

  14. He’s probably just helping her get over the trauma of her obvious recent hand transplant surgery.

  15. It’s nice to see your celebs are just as retarded on the other side of the pond, England.

  16. The Critical Crassness

    Actually he may be a good influence on her…she was upright and walking on her own when she left the bar. When was the last time Amy Winehouse left a bar upright? Really! When?

  17. questions

    Is Amy Winehouse Russel Brand’s real mommy?

  18. Which one is Amy?

  19. ick-abod

    want some candy? go ahead, put it in the good hand.

  20. drunkrussian

    She’s the Andy Dick of England.

  21. Rebecca From Texas

    Holy crap balls! For a second, I thought that was Craig T. Nelson.

  22. mike

    is that Powers Boothe?
    thatd be way cooler if it was Powers Boothe.

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    Ill rough you just the way you are
    Commented on this photo:

    So there is no problem. I point to a horse with two left feet. Then you confirm that what I saw was right. See?

  24. one legged

    rich people in england and poor people in england are exactly the same, white trash..

  25. NattyB

    Russell, meet your new Mummy!

  26. the captain

    what can go wrong?
    ……….IT’S ALREADY A MESS IN AMERICA.

  27. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    way to score coach

  28. Glad she’s not all fucked up anymore/

  29. Rhialto

    Oh well, admitted, since her implants she’d look now a whole lot better.

  30. Nero

    What brand penis pump did she use?

  31. Galtacticus

    He does look like a real mean and bloodthirsty guy. She wasn’t afraid at all?

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    al
    Commented on this photo:

    i would still hit that no doubt

  33. Amy Winehouse Russell Brand Dad
    al
    Commented on this photo:

    damn i love amy she’s so sexy and talented

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    fadslkfjasd
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not slobbering in a gutter, STFU and leave the woman alone.

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    Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t fuck her with a borrowed dick

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