Amy Schumer Naked, Anyone?

For reasons that might later be described as premeditated murder of the mind, here’s Amy Schumer naked for the 2016 Pirelli calendar because if someone famous is naked on the Internet, I kind of have to show it to you. I’m bound by honor! But don’t worry, beneath it is a Photoshopped pic of Amy Schumer in the Slave Leia bikini for those of you who are terrified by the prospect of an actual, real, live woman naked, and wouldn’t even know what to do with one. Porn never prepared you for this. It never prepared you for any of this!

amy schumer slave leia bikini

THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutFacebookTwitter

Photo: Instagram