Amy Lee Summers’ Butt Is The Crap I Missed

Some of you may have noticed Fish is out today, which of course means that The Crap We Missed gets replaced with random butt. Was I supposed to write dick jokes about the blossoming Tyriesel bromance and keep tabs on what Prince Charles is pointing at today? I’m just one man over here. So, here’s Amy Lee Summers selling her butt to 138 Water for not one, but two photo shoots, because when you’re cascading your groin with water that was purchased for pennies on the dollar from the city of Flint, you can afford to waste a bunch getting the perfect shot. Anyone still think those bottled-piss jockeys are paying us? (Seriously, 138 Water, please pay us. We will suck your fucking dicks.)

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