A Moment For Amy Adams’ (Maybe) Vagina

May 20th, 2013 // 35 Comments

I thought we could take a break from the Billboard Music Awards for a second and get back to what this site’s good at: Not knowing what the hell a vagina looks like. So here’s Amy Adams on the set of American Hustle flashing something near the area where I’m told they’re kept. Unless I’m looking at this map wrong. *holds medallion up to lighthouse* Where are you, One-Eyed Wil- vagina. I’m looking for vagina.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
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    Guys, calm down! She’s wearing pantyhose and what you’re seeing is her cotton panel and not her vagina. Jeez, grow up!

    • Kelly

      Great theory, except she’s not wearing panty hose.

      • emma watson's Vagina

        actually is wearing panties. it’s just she gave herself a good wedgie. in the lose up you can see them although there are almost the same color as her skin. and it is next to her dress. the area next to her leg is flesh. so this is as close as you can possibly go without seeing actual vagina. maybe a little more. definitely showing the pubic area but not the vagina and we know she shaves down there.

      • Crucifer

        It looks like there is a control top seam up on her thigh. And her toes look kinda weird for ones that supposedly aren’t covered with panty hose.

      • emma watson's Vagina

        k looking at this lovely publicity stunt photo. ok she is wearing nude panties and a tampon/cotton panel in there. my bad. now if Game of Thrones’ Selena Gomez(she plays Osha a wildling in it) was doing that it would be nice.

      • You think Selena Gomez plays Osha on Game of Thrones? I don’t know what show you’re watching, but it’s not the one everyone else is.

    • Bummer. It would have been cool to see her vagina.

  2. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Allion
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    No, definetely panties. so sad :(

  3. Jesus. What is wrong with her?

  4. “So here’s Amy Adams on the set of American Hustle flashing something near the area where I’m told they’re (vaginas) kept.”
    I would be glad to keep her vagina for her, and strictly for her protection I would keep it in my mouth.

  5. joe

    This is what happens when you serve Judith Jones
    bland boeuf bourguignon.

  6. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
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    Excellent camera work.

  7. Cock Dr

    The sexual desperation within this celebrity gossip blog posting is kinda sad.

  8. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    It’s a man, baby!

  9. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Also, where is Eva Longoria crotch shot?! This usta be my go to page for crotch shots. Get on it, Peter Parker!

  10. Brett

    Why does she have to be wearing a TRENCH coat? Its like she’s begging us to think she’s flashing flashing us….

    this makes me think of almost aggressive sexual perverts forcing their privates in my face.

    disgusting. simply disgusting.

  11. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    She is very clearly wearing pantyhose. What is wrong with you virgins?

    And emma watson’s Vagina thinks he can see a tampon? Does he really not know what a tampon is? Do people like that really exist?

    Haven’t you guys at least seen porn? Go look up some pantyhose fetish bullshit, and you’ll be enlightened. On a side note, pantyhose fetishes are for British men that are 50+, so don’t go down that road. It’s not as pathetic as a foot fetish, but it’s moving in that direction.

    In this day and age, where you can watch someone drinking pee out of her own butt, while a man pisses into it through a speculum, are there really men who find the downstairs bits on a lady to be mysterious?

    Once you learn a little from porn, do yourself a favor and get a hooker. You can get full service (50/50 with a table shower) at an asian massage parlor for $200 (less if you haggle). Touching a live woman will change your whole life, trust me.

    • Absolutely nothing wrong with having a foot fetish!

      • What is the title of the video of a woman drinking pee out of her own butt? How did you find it?

      • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

        I don’t know titles, it was a long time ago and I mostly tune out anything that has a man in it. I think it was a Max Hardcore thing. It was this asian chick in a schoolgirl outfit with smeared makeup (which definitely sounds like Max Hardcore). She had a clear tube running from her mouth to her gaping anus, and she was sucking his piss out of her cornhole as he topped her off. Maybe it was one of the “obscene” videos that got Max thrown in the hoosegow. Classy stuff.

        I did a quick search for it, but didn’t find it. Shame. It was a true classic. Kind of like Extreme Public Piss #23, where (Hungarian?) women piss in each other’s faces and lick each other’s boxes in public places, like train stations, in front of crowds of passers-by, and then run from cops. That famous little looped video of the girl squatting and pissing when an old man sneaks up behind her and kicks her is from an Extreme Public Piss video.

        Speaking of finding porn, I really miss Cheggit. Their tag cloud was incredibly useful.

        Annette Schwartz does similar stuff, she let people piss into her open eyes once. Not to mention the MFX girls, one in particular comes to mind, but they’re all nameless. Even that cute pig, Kacey has done some similar stuff. Google sucks for searching for porn these days, I have been using Bing for a while now, and I’m pretty happy with it for the time being. I waste a lot of time looking at video previews on Bing.

        Nice to see that a lot of losers are still in here, thinking they can see a vagina. I’m talking about OLd Guy and Nik. That is not her vagina, she is wearing pantyhose, get it through your lonely skulls.

        And yes, Achilles Wrath, foot fetishes and foot fetishists are awful. Just accept it, Tarantino.

    • Ako

      Wow “manwhohasseenavagina”… Are you seriously ripping on people calling them loser lonely virgins for being on this site while you are seemingly boasting about your extensive porn knowledge and history ??? Yes, we all believe you have seen a vag, as you stated, it isn’t too difficult when you have internet porn.
      Oh and you really can’t bag on people who have foot fetishes when you are the apparent king of Asian anal tube piss drinking porn. A fetish is a fetish for a reason man. Most people wouldn’t find your fetish stimulating… Just as you don’t find feet stimulating.

  12. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Jenn
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    It’s pantyhose over the top of flesh colored Spanx. There be no twat sighting here.

  13. That’s unfortunate. I would’ve loved to see her beautiful lady flower.

  14. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    claire
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    Pantyhose

  15. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    OLd Guy
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    What…woman don’t wear underwear anymore? Or is it that they just need to air it out???

  16. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Nik
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    It looks fake or something. Is she human?

  17. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Skeeter
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    I’d like the chance to penetrate her vag and/or anus and suck on those gorgeous tits. Huge fan.

  18. Jennyjenjen

    “Because it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket.”

  19. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    me
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    Sheer to waist pantyhose with nothing underneath – that is the pantyhose crotch. You see freckles on her leg so no Spanx.

  20. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Furpoh
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    Didn’t anybody follow her to her car?? The picture of her getting in would have been worth a few bucks ?? huh?

  21. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    Vagina…….heh,heh,heh,heh.

  22. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    Just let your imagination go ZOOM!

  23. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    HALO101st
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    This is too much of a lady and too talented an actress to do something stupid like running around with any panties on. She is probably wearing one of those thong things.

  24. Amy Adams Vagina Flash
    FringeoftheAbyss
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    There is a little panties but it’s almost clear that she has a totally shaved vagina.
    I love her

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