The Best Looking Women At The Golden Globes: A Non-Definitive Or Even Comprehensive List

January 13th, 2014 // 41 Comments

Just in case you didn’t believe me that the Golden Globes were boring as all hell, here are the most attractive women from the red carpet: Amy Adams, Margot Robbie, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Olivia Wilde. And if you’re wondering, wait a minute, isn’t that last one pregnant? You’re goddamn right she is. Wanna fight about it? (But, seriously, I’m not standing by any of these because literally no one wore anything that deserved its own post. It’s like they wanted to be noticed for their work instead of their bodies. Why even show up?)

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  1. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    DJ will like this one.

  2. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Nice skirt maneuver!

  3. Amy Adams Cleavage Nipples No Bra 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Pretty but kinda bland.

  4. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    The hair looks kinda electroshock therapy crazy 2 me.
    The facial expression doesn’t help.

  5. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Dat ass doesn’t look pregnant at all.

  6. Margot Robbie Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    I thought I was suddenly transported to Bizarro World and was looking at a Lindsay Lohan who never did drugs.

  7. Amy Adams Cleavage Nipples No Bra 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Such a beautiful woman. Love her.

  8. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Puppies out front.

  9. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    She finally has boobs.

  10. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Angelina Jolie only gave us one leg.

  11. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Stunning.

  12. Amy Adams Cleavage Nipples No Bra 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Nice cleavage.

  13. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Strangely, when Olivia Wilde got pregnant, Kim Kardashian’s ass got bigger.

  14. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    “I know Ive been a bad boy. Are you going to spank me?”

  15. Margot Robbie Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    An up-and-coming super-hottie. Hopefully we see more of her (literally).

  16. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    She looks like a snake that had to unhinge its jaw to swallow a rabbit.

  17. Margot Robbie Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Is this Bill Hader?

  18. Margot Robbie Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Hell yes.

  19. Amy Adams Cleavage Nipples No Bra 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    She’s awesome. And she looked incredibly hot in almost every scene of American Hustle.

  20. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Gumby got Pokey’d.

  21. Margot Robbie Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    She is a stunner. Wow.

  22. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Travolta likes what he sees

  23. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    “‘Unexplored Lands Claimed by Capt. Jack Sparrow’ for $200, Alex.”

  24. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Now sing, Ariel!!

  25. Amy Adams Cleavage Nipples No Bra 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Just a lovely woman.

  26. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    No one else left with two Golden Globes like she did.

  27. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Oh my…

  28. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Why is she dressed like Ursula’s (the Little Mermaid) hot sister?

  29. Margot Robbie Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Jemie Preslie-ish

  30. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    That dress is danger in more than one way

  31. Margot Robbie Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Amy Adams is 39, this chick is only 23 and could already pass for 30. Amy FTW.

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    I thought tina fey looked the hottest

  33. Amber Heard Legs High Slit Dress 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Nice stems

  34. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    I don’t know if she won any Golden Globes, but she did leave with two bronze balloons.

  35. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    I could camp out for days under that dress.

  36. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly 71st Annual Golden Globes
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    Somebody take that poor girl in the background to a bathroom.

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