I don’t watch American Idol so this means nothing to me, but this guy tracked down the MySpace page of as many contestants from the new season as he could. I use the word “contestants” loosely, since none of these clowns made it past the first round. I’d feel sorry for them, except this is pretty much what you’re asking for when you try out for American Idol and you’ve got the vocal talent of Rain Man.
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CelebSlam.com | January 18, 2007 at 11:01 am
Damn that chick’s fine!
http://www.celebslam.com
magickal | January 18, 2007 at 11:02 am
Hey…..isn’t that….in a blond wig….oh, never mind.
tits_on_snack | January 18, 2007 at 11:03 am
My favourite was the fat chick who sang like a lion.
And by “Favourite” I mean “Person I was Most Afraid Of.”
Gaby | January 18, 2007 at 11:08 am
hahaha…. she’s the next SHE BANGS SHE BANGS. poor thing. her and her mom looked EXACTLY alike. and she really thought she was sexy. HAHAHAHA.
karifarrell | January 18, 2007 at 11:09 am
Put that chick in a leather bustier and she’d be HOT!!!
Er wait…is that Britney??? Cuz then she already has one.
Pointandlaugh | January 18, 2007 at 11:09 am
My favorite was the plump broad from Tuesday nite, who butchered the Queen/Bowie tune, “Under Pressure.” HAHAHAHAHA
anothershityear | January 18, 2007 at 11:10 am
take that license plate off of her, Simon
despite all appearances, she is NOT a Mack Truck
anothershityear | January 18, 2007 at 11:13 am
someone good at Photoshop :
paste a blonde wig on a pic of the idol-judge Randy Jackson and change the skin color
then put this pic (above) side-by-side with it
i think he and she would look almost identical !
Jacquelantern | January 18, 2007 at 11:17 am
Her Boobs are down to her waist!! Yuck!!
Jacquelantern | January 18, 2007 at 11:18 am
So this is how Britney is gonna get her career started up again…
dancehallcrasher75 | January 18, 2007 at 11:19 am
She needs a “nobraovention” since apparently when she got dressed in her shiny gold shirt, she forget to put on a bra. I was blind for about 2 hours after I saw her on TV last night.
wedgeone | January 18, 2007 at 11:21 am
Why is this even worth a post? Move on to some good celeb news – like Michael Vick getting investigated for attempting to smuggle his pipe resin through airport security in Miami using a water bottle! Now THAT’s worth discussing.
http://sports.iwon.com/news/01182007/v6665.html
kate | January 18, 2007 at 11:33 am
I don’t even watch American Idol, but I saw this chick in the commercials for the show. There is NO chance this chick isn’t a joke contestant. No one acts like that without doing it on purpose.
And either way, this chick’s boobs are a little scary. Anyone watch South Park? Their new teacher, Ms. Chokesondick? Boobs are identical to hers.
Peter Coffin | January 18, 2007 at 11:36 am
http://www.myspace.com/badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadsinger
DrunkBlogger | January 18, 2007 at 11:42 am
She’s famous.
Knickers O'Muffin | January 18, 2007 at 11:47 am
I didn’t know Courtney Love tried out for American Idol. You learn something new everyday.
DancingQueen | January 18, 2007 at 11:48 am
I learned a very valuable lesson watching American Idol. People are fucking CRAZY as shit! Seriously, there are some totally fucked up people out there. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Italian Stallion | January 18, 2007 at 11:54 am
Damn, her tits must have gotten stuck in a power vac…………
It’s gotta be hard to walk stepping over your tits all the time…….
P.S. She’s ugly as a mother fucker too……….
combustion8 | January 18, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Hotness made me throw up a little and monkey boy gave me nightmares.
notmeganharris | January 18, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Poor monkey boy. But I don’t think he looks like a monkey, he looks more like those little creatures with the huge eyes who cling to branches with their little feet. What are those?
jmack | January 18, 2007 at 12:06 pm
too bad the link doesnt work. dammit.
DONT SING IT! BRING IT!
Red was the shit! hahahah
Binky | January 18, 2007 at 12:10 pm
I think the constant rain out in Seattle has ‘an effect’ on people. (No wonder Windows locks up.)
magickal | January 18, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Hottie alert!!! Who knew Liberdyke had such a smokin’ bod???
Jacquelantern | January 18, 2007 at 12:37 pm
#16… OMG, I feel the same a exact way!! There are some really sick f***ckers out there!! The best example so far… Red. That guy had evil written all over him. I like how he would use his eyes to scare you to get his way… almost satan like… how sweet.
VeryLiberating.com | January 18, 2007 at 12:42 pm
That is so rad. She was my favorite!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
jrzmommy | January 18, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Why can’t I find any pictures of Bush Baby aka Brian Peppers’ twin?
kanye | January 18, 2007 at 12:53 pm
#12 a black guy got arrested on a drug-related charge…i think it’s news only if black guys don’t get arrested…
no one you know | January 18, 2007 at 12:59 pm
@15…I swore that might be her daughter.
Adult Underoos | January 18, 2007 at 1:35 pm
first, the link is broken
second, no more link in comments?
third, the superfish is now the mediocrefish
PaisleyMoon | January 18, 2007 at 1:35 pm
OMG…it’s Gewn Stefani! Wind it up!
nico | January 18, 2007 at 1:41 pm
please, please give a link that works, I want this so badly!
wedgeone | January 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm
#26 – a FAMOUS athlete … who happens to be black.
Nice tasty bit-o-racism there.
Breezy | January 18, 2007 at 1:54 pm
of course the link would break just as I found “The Hottness”…
saffron714 | January 18, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I am just wondering wouldn’t it hurt like hell to have your breasts flop around like that? To those who didn’t watch the show she was “dancing” all over the place.
Twisted Humor | January 18, 2007 at 2:21 pm
American Idol has an age limit. They should also have a chin limit.
RichPort | January 18, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Lookin’ good, mom!
wedgeone | January 18, 2007 at 3:50 pm
*yawn … trolls … zzzzz … lovin’ the … zzzzzzzz … cock … ZZZzzzzzzz….*
Binky | January 18, 2007 at 3:54 pm
He fixed the link. Hard to believe the guy got the names and found all those.
Not that I’ve seen the show – other than the odd battery problem with the remote – but people tell me the ‘talent’ wasn’t really on long.
Now find Osama bud.
skisquash | January 18, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Link is still done unfortunately as of 6:00CST
Binky | January 18, 2007 at 4:47 pm
It works for me – but I’ve always had a problem with the ‘RichPort’ links
Binky | January 18, 2007 at 5:14 pm
It seems 80231 is the new 90210.
Reality – Deal with it.
HollyJ | January 18, 2007 at 5:57 pm
“19. Posted by notmeganharris
Poor monkey boy. But I don’t think he looks like a monkey, he looks more like those little creatures with the huge eyes who cling to branches with their little feet. What are those?”
Those are BUSH BABIES…
and by “Bush Baby” I mean this cute bugger:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cercopan.org/images/gallery%2520bush%2520baby.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cercopan.org/picture_gallery.htm&h=528&w=550&sz=69&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=_2Y6aHKnByGziM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbush%2Bbaby%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG
NOT:
RE: “25. Posted by jrzmommy
Why can’t I find any pictures of Bush Baby aka Brian Peppers’ twin?”
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/2443/pepper3gh.jpg
and NOT:
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/L/bush_baby.jpg
myspaceblogger | January 18, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Yeah, I remember that girl. She looks exactly like her mom, only different hair colors. Wonder if myspace would like to make them cool myspace graphics. hahah!
myspaceblogger | January 18, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Yeah, I remember that girl. She looks exactly like her mom, only different hair colors. Wonder if myspace would like to make them cool myspace graphics. hahah!
LaBellaVienna | January 18, 2007 at 10:19 pm
lol @ gwen stefani comment.
i never thought of it
Ch1mp | January 19, 2007 at 12:59 am
not to be a hater, but the person who searched out the myspace pages was probably a News Corp. employee. Cross marketing? Shameless promo? Fox? NEVER!
fame is funny | January 19, 2007 at 6:06 am
link worked fine for me. the chick in the pic above removed her pics though. i just had to see it, we were flipping past and watched this girl, and i swear, whatever the opposite of horny is, that’s what i’ve been since then. someone PLEASE send her the links to the comments here.
lola dee | January 19, 2007 at 8:57 am
i really do wonder if some of these bumble-fucks actually believe that they have a chance? or is it something they do to just get on tv? that’s retarded, why would one want to let the entire country see you make a fool out of yourself just for your 15 seconds of fame???? remember those two guys one with the crazy bug eyes and his buddy from the line? jeezuz, wtf were they thinking?
heyheyhey | January 19, 2007 at 9:00 am
hahaha
i’m a myspace whore, so this post was actually a godsend for me. I looked at a couple of the myspace pages, and it turns out these people really are the huge losers they seemed like on television. One kid’s friends left comments on his page saying somethin like “you only had 20 friends on here before idol, now you have 130″. maybe his shitty audition will at least make him some new loser friends to suck with
DrunkBlogger | January 19, 2007 at 9:06 am
Did anybody else find the nude photos of her? She has green pubes!!!
You can’t see them at youtuberoast.com.