The 2012 American Music Awards

November 19th, 2012 // 328 Comments

“I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.”
*sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…”

Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Chris Brown wave his dick at everyone. It’s like all 41 years of Gwen Stefani‘s existence finally reached its zenith until Pink showed up and reminded everyone she’s a super-flexible lesbian. WE GET IT.

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  1. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    Just remember, that has been in a dudes ass.

  2. Carrie Underwood The 40th American Music Awards
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    Country music sucks.

  3. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
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    Needs boobs. At least a C cup.

    Just remember Gwen, your husband used to have sex with this:

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  4. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    Tainted by John Mayer.

  5. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
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    Nice hat asshole.

  6. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    On the prowl for her next album’s subject.

  7. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    “I suppose it’s an accomplishment for an adult to successfully sound like an 8th-grader trying to sound like a grown-up.” – Todd In the Shadows

  8. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    First and last sign of talent at The 40th American Music Awards.

  9. Carrie Underwood The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    Further proof that Tony Romo is an idiot for the ages.

  10. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    I was going to make a Chris Brown reference, but Pink would have snapped him in pieces.

  11. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    What, is he dating his mom now! Ha! Burn! What? That is his mom. Sorry, dude. Over the line. Sorry.

  12. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    Unfortunately the sound you hear is not a firing squad loading up.

  13. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    Leggings under his skirt? With those shoes? That look is so three years ago, girl!

  14. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    PINK SMASH!

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    There is something about the crazy ones though…

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    “What, voices in my head? I should burn them all? No, that would be wrong! I couldn’t…. Hmmm… Well, voices in my head, you make some good points there. Okay, let me get the flame thrower out of the limo’s trunk. “

  17. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    TheO
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    Always the artist, Chris Brown puts his own twist on the classic scene from Alien.

  18. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    Skeeter
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    I’d tongue her anus and then bang it really hard.

  19. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    Skeeter
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    I’d pound her in the ass while “Call Me Maybe” plays in the background.

  20. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    Skeeter
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    I’d pummel her anus.

  21. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    Skeeter
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    I bet she loves anal.

  22. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    Josie
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    bitch got no azz

  23. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    Josie
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    whats hidin in his pants.???

  24. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    she looks really good here!

  25. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Tickled pink.

  26. Daujanae

    Justin I live in vitoria and I have a friend thats crazy about you she having a birthday and I wanted to see if you can come I don’t have no money on me I know you want money for it but don’t have nun please please come your friend daujanae please come

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