The 2012 American Music Awards

November 19th, 2012 // 328 Comments

“I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.”
*sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…”

Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Chris Brown wave his dick at everyone. It’s like all 41 years of Gwen Stefani‘s existence finally reached its zenith until Pink showed up and reminded everyone she’s a super-flexible lesbian. WE GET IT.

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
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    God, I wou fucking love to punch that stupid look right off his face…

  2. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    That’s amazing… I love General Tao chicken too!

  3. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
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    They look like alternate universe versions of 1980s Michael Keaton, Madonna, and Jeff Goldblum. What episode of Sliders is this from?

  4. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    Shit. Now I want ribs.

  5. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!

  6. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    Nice neck beard. Who taught you how to shave, Pau Gasol?

  7. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    cc
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    Wasn’t there supposed to be a sex tape with her in it? That might almost make up the agony her song as caused to so many people. Or maybe 1% of that agony.

    • There’s a video somewhere of her giving a professional grade slurpee to some random guy, don’t know if he ever called her or not….HEY OH!

  8. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    Black Bieber plus a decade

  9. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    “No, really… I have no gag reflex!”

  10. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    Looks awful.

  11. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    Smug piece of shit (with freakishly small feet).

  12. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    cc
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    Awesome! I love the song ‘Suck Your Toe’!

  13. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Just imagine a baby coming out of there…

  14. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
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    This is what Madonna could have looked like if she hadn’t opened the Ark of the Covenant.

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    Somewhere in the seventh layer of hell, Jocelyn Wildenstein just shed what would have once been called a tear.

  16. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    5 minutes later, she wrote a song about what a jerk he was.

  17. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    cc
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    Say what you will, her ass would probably look pretty good if she was naked.

  18. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    I’m totally feeling the gansta vibe… you know, with that FUCKING OWL TATTOO and everything

  19. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
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    Justin with a pig, Justin with a horse…what’s next?

  20. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
    Snack pack
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    He’s so desperate for attention, you’d figure that drummer would have tried to make the transition to lead guitar like Dave Grohl.

  21. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    This picture is a terrible disappointment.

  22. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    Divine really let himself go. Jesus.

  23. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    That won’t even touch the sides…

  24. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    Funny, somewhere along the way someone referred to this event and others like it as a ‘trophy toss’.

  25. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    You could level a shelf with that straightness.

  26. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    “No, no, please, no more sidewalk chalk!”

  27. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    This is actually what Justin Bieber see’s when he looks in the mirror…

  28. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    The fact this asshole was able to resurrect his career says a lot about the hypocrisy of our culture.

  29. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    Porn

  30. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    Pink looks good here but what was that dance number during the show?

  31. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
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    2012, the year where the girl in the band wears the least eye makeup.

  32. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    It appears as though Justine is trying to pull her panties out of her vagina.

  33. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    “You can’t touch this!”
    “Don’t want to!”

  34. Sheppy

    I home America is suitably ashamed of this bunch.

  35. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    And they shoot bears just for eating the occasional tourist.

  36. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Yes, she looks a bit masculine, but I bet you could have the craziest sex with this woman.

  37. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    “Justin! What’s your mom wearing tonight?”

    “Whatever was left.”

  38. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    “No, I’m not taking your number. Seriously, that got old months ago.”

  39. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
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    Pity she left out the top hat.

  40. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Like I said…crazy sex.

  41. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Evangelical Christians already think that the music industry is sending our country’s kids to Hell. Do we really have to rub it in their faces?

  42. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    Porn

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    “…and so during filming for The Fifth Element…they told me to sing in my native language and then Bruce Willis was going to pull these things out of my stomach…”

  44. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    His flying knee was effectively countered with a devastating straight right.

  45. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    Look America and the rest of the world, we are really sorry about this. Just remember though, it was an American music exec who chose to inflict him on the world.

  46. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    The basis of her next album, “Why Didn’t Joe Simpson Want to Date Me?”

  47. Carrie Underwood The 40th American Music Awards
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    Hullo Barbie!

  48. Carrie Underwood The 40th American Music Awards
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    This is what one wears to the CMA’s, not the AMA’s.

  49. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    “Worst tattoo in the world, comin’ through, y’all!”

  50. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    So, I am concluding from this photoset that, what, 6 ‘celebrities’ actually showed up?

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