“I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.”
*sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…”
Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Chris Brown wave his dick at everyone. It’s like all 41 years of Gwen Stefani‘s existence finally reached its zenith until Pink showed up and reminded everyone she’s a super-flexible lesbian. WE GET IT.
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God, I wou fucking love to punch that stupid look right off his face…
Pull the hat over his face first…then it would be rewarding AND funny.
That’s amazing… I love General Tao chicken too!
They look like alternate universe versions of 1980s Michael Keaton, Madonna, and Jeff Goldblum. What episode of Sliders is this from?
Earth Girls Are Easy is the reference you want to make.
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Awesome! :D
THAT’S IT!
Shit. Now I want ribs.
Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!
Nice neck beard. Who taught you how to shave, Pau Gasol?
Wasn’t there supposed to be a sex tape with her in it? That might almost make up the agony her song as caused to so many people. Or maybe 1% of that agony.
There’s a video somewhere of her giving a professional grade slurpee to some random guy, don’t know if he ever called her or not….HEY OH!
Black Bieber plus a decade
“No, really… I have no gag reflex!”
Looks awful.
Smug piece of shit (with freakishly small feet).
He’s a power bottom !
Awesome! I love the song ‘Suck Your Toe’!
Just imagine a baby coming out of there…
This is what Madonna could have looked like if she hadn’t opened the Ark of the Covenant.
Proof that Kabbalah study alone does not make you Jewish.
Somewhere in the seventh layer of hell, Jocelyn Wildenstein just shed what would have once been called a tear.
5 minutes later, she wrote a song about what a jerk he was.
Haahahahahah
And it went Platinum.
Say what you will, her ass would probably look pretty good if she was naked.
I’m sure her everything looks amazing naked. It’s like she has 4% body fat and it’s all in her rack.
I’m totally feeling the gansta vibe… you know, with that FUCKING OWL TATTOO and everything
don’t forget the tattoo of jesus’ face on his leg
Justin with a pig, Justin with a horse…what’s next?
He’s so desperate for attention, you’d figure that drummer would have tried to make the transition to lead guitar like Dave Grohl.
This picture is a terrible disappointment.
Divine really let himself go. Jesus.
That won’t even touch the sides…
Funny, somewhere along the way someone referred to this event and others like it as a ‘trophy toss’.
You could level a shelf with that straightness.
Hahaha…that made me lol hard.
“No, no, please, no more sidewalk chalk!”
This is actually what Justin Bieber see’s when he looks in the mirror…
The fact this asshole was able to resurrect his career says a lot about the hypocrisy of our culture.
You know that’s Chris Brown, not Obama, right?
Porn
Pink looks good here but what was that dance number during the show?
2012, the year where the girl in the band wears the least eye makeup.
It appears as though Justine is trying to pull her panties out of her vagina.
“You can’t touch this!”
“Don’t want to!”
“Can’t touch this, can’t beat the hell out of it for peeping my phone… I’m at a real loss as to what I’m doing here.”
I home America is suitably ashamed of this bunch.
And they shoot bears just for eating the occasional tourist.
Yes, she looks a bit masculine, but I bet you could have the craziest sex with this woman.
“Justin! What’s your mom wearing tonight?”
“Whatever was left.”
“No, I’m not taking your number. Seriously, that got old months ago.”
Pity she left out the top hat.
Like I said…crazy sex.
Evangelical Christians already think that the music industry is sending our country’s kids to Hell. Do we really have to rub it in their faces?
Porn
“…and so during filming for The Fifth Element…they told me to sing in my native language and then Bruce Willis was going to pull these things out of my stomach…”
His flying knee was effectively countered with a devastating straight right.
Look America and the rest of the world, we are really sorry about this. Just remember though, it was an American music exec who chose to inflict him on the world.
The basis of her next album, “Why Didn’t Joe Simpson Want to Date Me?”
Hullo Barbie!
This is what one wears to the CMA’s, not the AMA’s.
“Worst tattoo in the world, comin’ through, y’all!”
So, I am concluding from this photoset that, what, 6 ‘celebrities’ actually showed up?