The 2012 American Music Awards

November 19th, 2012 // 328 Comments

“I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.”
*sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…”

Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Chris Brown wave his dick at everyone. It’s like all 41 years of Gwen Stefani‘s existence finally reached its zenith until Pink showed up and reminded everyone she’s a super-flexible lesbian. WE GET IT.

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    What the fuck? Is she choke slamming him through the table?

  2. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
    Uncle J
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    I’m just a douche. -Guy on the left.

  3. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
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    His hat is too big, her gums are too big…together, they’re just freaking out black people.

  4. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    Now we know what she’ll look like at 40.

  5. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    Carl Spackler
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    He’s looking directly at Bieber’s ass , not that there’s anything wrong with that , I mean if you feel that way about similarly equipped Home Sapiens that is .

  6. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Uncle J
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    Call me a dude again! I dare you! I double dog dare you!

  7. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    I see they’re doing a dance interpretation of a Chris Brown seduction.

  8. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    Looks like Hilary Swanks character from “Boys Don’t Cry” is all dressed up for the party.

  9. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    It’s good to stretch out, huh Chris? Usually there’s 4 or 5 other guys lined up with him.

  10. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    She’s not even pretending to be straight anymore, is he?

  11. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    Snack pack
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    What a hot piece. What’s the deal? Is she an amazing PITA or something?

  12. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    She wears her horns down for formal events.

  13. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    It’s not the most delicate looking vagina…and yet…

  14. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    Pictured: Two people who have no idea what they’re doing… and are yet somehow astonishingly wealthy.

  15. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    Would sodomize.

  16. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    I was going to compare him to Sam Ronsen…but she never looks this girly, so…uh…I guess I’ll just let this picture stand on it’s own merit.

  17. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
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    Looks like somebody took a “Malette” to her face. I wish somebody would take one to his.

  18. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    Meg's Attitude
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    So cute that she wore her mom’s drapes to the show…

  19. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    They’ve both come a long, weird way from Good Will Hunting…

  20. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    I have no idea what the fascination with this woman is.

    • For myself, I’m a leg man and like tall chicks, so there you go. The whiny yapping and psycho I could do without.

      • I don’t give a fuck how hot she is. She’s a clingy psycho, yet still manages to be the personification of “meh” I would fuck her, but I’m not in the mood to hear a whole shitty pseudo-country album about me.

  21. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Ok…NOW I’m aroused.

  22. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
    Meg's Attitude
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    Somebody please tell her she isn’t a teenager anymore…

  23. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    Would sodomize.

  24. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    Carl Spackler
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    “Hmmm, doesn’t smell like man – ass … big , bigger than Selena’s ….
    face on this thing doesn’t look human though … must be a bad dream…”

  25. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    “holy shit…is that Chris Brown’s dick?”

  26. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
    The Royal Penis
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    Fucking hot ass MILF.

  27. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    Is that the man she’s dating now? I can’t wait to ignore her next album.

    • KC

      Unfortunately she’s dating one of the guys in One Direction so it will be kind of hard to ignore the world ending when they both write songs about each other. Scratch that: the OD kids are too young to know how to read and write so we’re probably safe.

  28. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
    elephantman
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    Man o man she sure is ugly! I could hit her face with a baseball bat all day!

  29. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
    Meg's Attitude
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    Just another Barbie doll…

  30. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Snack pack
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    Looks like he’s changing her spark plugs or something.

  31. Carrie Underwood The 40th American Music Awards
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    Would sodomize.

    (Wait, maybe I should double-check the definition of that word…)

  32. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    The Royal Penis
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    Interesting way to hide a chastity belt.

  33. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    Meg's Attitude
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    Just take him out and shoot him, k?

  34. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    Meg's Attitude
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    We Canadians wised up and threw him out – you’re welcome…

    • guttboy

      That’s only half true Meg, you know we are always tripping over ourselves to invite successful Canadians back to celebrate their American stamp of approval at shows like the MMVA’s or the Grey Cup festivities:)

  35. Gwen Stefani The 40th American Music Awards
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    Would definitely sodomize.

  36. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    I’ve always wanted Ellen Page to doll up a little more, but she kinda overdid it this time.

  37. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Get ‘er, Dexter!

  38. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Dirk Diggler
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    Is this a scene from GhettoGaggers.com

  39. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    The whole is still a wreck, but the more I click, the more I’m starting to make amends with them knockers.

  40. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
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    Pattie Malette (right) seen here pictured with Dark Helmet.

  41. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    Interesting facts about Justin Bieber: his arms double as pipe snakes and he’s 100% into Lion King porn.

  42. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    Oh, that’s right… “Music Awards”. I almost forgot.

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    I can’t help but like this crazy bitch.

  44. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    Would sodomize… with that award.

  45. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    cc
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    The two finalists in the ‘Who looks like the biggest fuckin’ goof?’ competition are running neck and neck, despite taking very different paths to the finals.

  46. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    I can’t hate on the little guy here. Men in combat are the only people who could understand the horrors he’s seeing right now.

  47. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    All the beats on Pink’s new album are going to be made from samples of her ripping phone books in half.

  48. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Would wreck her. Would make her shower first, but then, wreck.

  49. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    What a fucking little twat.

  50. Carrie Underwood The 40th American Music Awards
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    This is why I never buy colored condoms.

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