“I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.”
*sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…”
Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Chris Brown wave his dick at everyone. It’s like all 41 years of Gwen Stefani‘s existence finally reached its zenith until Pink showed up and reminded everyone she’s a super-flexible lesbian. WE GET IT.
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What the fuck? Is she choke slamming him through the table?
I’m just a douche. -Guy on the left.
His hat is too big, her gums are too big…together, they’re just freaking out black people.
Now we know what she’ll look like at 40.
He’s looking directly at Bieber’s ass , not that there’s anything wrong with that , I mean if you feel that way about similarly equipped Home Sapiens that is .
Call me a dude again! I dare you! I double dog dare you!
I see they’re doing a dance interpretation of a Chris Brown seduction.
Looks like Hilary Swanks character from “Boys Don’t Cry” is all dressed up for the party.
* Swank’s
It’s good to stretch out, huh Chris? Usually there’s 4 or 5 other guys lined up with him.
She’s not even pretending to be straight anymore, is he?
She’s kind of cute, even if she looks a bit boyish at times.
What a hot piece. What’s the deal? Is she an amazing PITA or something?
I believe the medical term is “fuckin’ psycho”.
She wears her horns down for formal events.
It’s not the most delicate looking vagina…and yet…
You’d be a fool to try it….she’d scissor your dick off in a heartbeat.
Consider me a fool.
Fool me once, shame on you…
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool, and the horny man doesn’t pass up tight pussy.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Pictured: Two people who have no idea what they’re doing… and are yet somehow astonishingly wealthy.
Would sodomize.
I was going to compare him to Sam Ronsen…but she never looks this girly, so…uh…I guess I’ll just let this picture stand on it’s own merit.
Looks like somebody took a “Malette” to her face. I wish somebody would take one to his.
So cute that she wore her mom’s drapes to the show…
They’ve both come a long, weird way from Good Will Hunting…
I have no idea what the fascination with this woman is.
For myself, I’m a leg man and like tall chicks, so there you go. The whiny yapping and psycho I could do without.
I don’t give a fuck how hot she is. She’s a clingy psycho, yet still manages to be the personification of “meh” I would fuck her, but I’m not in the mood to hear a whole shitty pseudo-country album about me.
Ok…NOW I’m aroused.
Somebody please tell her she isn’t a teenager anymore…
Why, She looks exactly the same
this is the most age-appropriate outfit she’s ever worn.
She’s got a better body than a lot of teenagers.
I wish all teenagers would look this good!
Would sodomize.
“Hmmm, doesn’t smell like man – ass … big , bigger than Selena’s ….
face on this thing doesn’t look human though … must be a bad dream…”
“holy shit…is that Chris Brown’s dick?”
Fucking hot ass MILF.
Her face looks terrific. Why the fuck they didn’t crop out the two pretentious idiots, I don’t know.
Is that the man she’s dating now? I can’t wait to ignore her next album.
Unfortunately she’s dating one of the guys in One Direction so it will be kind of hard to ignore the world ending when they both write songs about each other. Scratch that: the OD kids are too young to know how to read and write so we’re probably safe.
Fox can make a new series called “When shitty pop stars collide”
Man o man she sure is ugly! I could hit her face with a baseball bat all day!
Just another Barbie doll…
Looks like he’s changing her spark plugs or something.
Would sodomize.
(Wait, maybe I should double-check the definition of that word…)
Interesting way to hide a chastity belt.
Oh, that boat sailed about two album guys ago.
Just take him out and shoot him, k?
We Canadians wised up and threw him out – you’re welcome…
That’s only half true Meg, you know we are always tripping over ourselves to invite successful Canadians back to celebrate their American stamp of approval at shows like the MMVA’s or the Grey Cup festivities:)
Would definitely sodomize.
I’ve always wanted Ellen Page to doll up a little more, but she kinda overdid it this time.
Get ‘er, Dexter!
Is this a scene from GhettoGaggers.com
The whole is still a wreck, but the more I click, the more I’m starting to make amends with them knockers.
Pattie Malette (right) seen here pictured with Dark Helmet.
Interesting facts about Justin Bieber: his arms double as pipe snakes and he’s 100% into Lion King porn.
Oh, that’s right… “Music Awards”. I almost forgot.
I can’t help but like this crazy bitch.
Would sodomize… with that award.
The two finalists in the ‘Who looks like the biggest fuckin’ goof?’ competition are running neck and neck, despite taking very different paths to the finals.
I can’t hate on the little guy here. Men in combat are the only people who could understand the horrors he’s seeing right now.
All the beats on Pink’s new album are going to be made from samples of her ripping phone books in half.
Would wreck her. Would make her shower first, but then, wreck.
What?! You don’t like showering?
What a fucking little twat.
This is why I never buy colored condoms.