The 2016 American Music Awards
I’m a 36-year-old nerd who lives in rural Pennsylvania and hates the outside world, so I have zero fucking clue what’s happening in pop music let alone if half of the people in these American Music Awards red carpet photos are even musicians. In fact, I’m pretty sure one of them just kills kids with the measles, so now I really have no idea why she’s at the same place as Bella Thorne, Winnie Cooper, and Gigi Hadid’s butt crack. Is it to suck the autism out of them? Because that actually sounds awesome. Let’s see where this goes.