Why Hello, ‘American Hustle’ Trailer

August 1st, 2013 // 17 Comments
American Hustle
WATCH: 'American Hustle' - Official Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for American Hustler starring Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner. And from what I can tell, it’s another movie where David O. Russell makes Amy Adams look hot as shit only this time Christian Bale plays her ass like a drum. Which is omething Man of Steel could’ve used way more of, particularly in a way that would’ve salvaged the entire movie.

“Clark, listen to me. If you fight this guy without destroying Metropolis, I’ll let you use my butt as a drum.”
“Well, I was going to plow his face into every single building on every single block, but your plan seems better. I’m in.” *flies Zod to the moon, snaps necks, flies back, plays 15 Rush solos on Lois’ butt*

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  1. I can’t watch the video because I’m at work, so I am going to just look at Bale’s outfit and assume this is about bad 70s porn.

  2. smoozy

    Do yourselves all a favor, and watch the movie Stander (2003, south africa) before this hits the theaters. chances are it’s very heavily influenced. oh, give it a chance beyond first 30 mins, yes? it’s like the late ninties version of ocean’s eleven.

  3. I love how in all these movies set in the ’70s, simply everyone has to be wearing a loud suit with wide lapels, along with a perm or bad combover. Oh, and of course, the facial hair. Always with the facial hair.

  4. This movie, BTW, looks pretty damn good.

    Can go wrong with drugs, Led Zep, and plenty of sex. All while wearing 70s sunglasses. I missed my era.

  5. malaka

    “you can’t spell silo without lois.”
    - peter griffen

  6. This looks like someone watched a Beastie Boys Sabotage music video and thought that shit was real. This is the most pointless trailer ever. Looks like they took about 1.2 seconds from every scene in the movie and stuck them all together to give us some “flavor” and yet I still know nothing about this movie except that everyone looks like a badly done parody of the ’70s.

    • The movie doesn’t come out until December, so this is closer to a “teaser trailer.” We’ll probably get a “this movie is about Abscam (ask your parents)” trailer in October or November.

  7. Doctor_Joystick

    I lost my erection as soon as I saw Jeremy Renner. This looks like a Goodfellas/Casino/Scarface mashup.

  8. anonym

    Amy Adams hot as fuck milf

  9. Lou Braccant

    I would love to see Neil Peart play Tom Sawyer on that ass!!

  10. Janienj

    Are you guys kidding me? David O F’n Russell. This guy is the real deal. It doesn’t get any better than Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper. Sign me up for the crazy house. I’m all in. Loved the f’n trailer! Go piss on a farm somewhere and make yourselves feel better. I’m into watching brilliant screenwriters and actors doing their finest work.

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