Why Hello, ‘American Hustle’ Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for American Hustler starring Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner. And from what I can tell, it’s another movie where David O. Russell makes Amy Adams look hot as shit only this time Christian Bale plays her ass like a drum. Which is omething Man of Steel could’ve used way more of, particularly in a way that would’ve salvaged the entire movie.

“Clark, listen to me. If you fight this guy without destroying Metropolis, I’ll let you use my butt as a drum.”
“Well, I was going to plow his face into every single building on every single block, but your plan seems better. I’m in.” *flies Zod to the moon, snaps necks, flies back, plays 15 Rush solos on Lois’ butt*