Amber Rose and Kanye West are apparently back together because the two were spotted in Miami yesterday where Amber walked around topless and essentially made Kim Kardashian look like Assless Annie of No Ass Junction. See? I knew posting bikini pics of pretty much any quasi-celeb would eventually pay off. And you all laughed at me.
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Que | August 19, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Que exciting.
ijustpukedinmymouthalittlebit | August 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
nnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaassssssssssssttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy
EB | August 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
If she bent her head forwards, she’d look like a Pawnbroker’s sign.
dunno | August 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Would she be hot with some hair?
I, dunno.
The Rake | August 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Kanye is hurting so bad if he really wants to keep hitting this. Disgusting (though a thick ass).
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
EB | August 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
If she bent her head forward, she’d look like a Pawnbroker’s sign.
dunno | August 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Would she be hot with some hair?
I, dunno.
puke | August 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm
What is them black spots? Birth marks, moles, no idea but eeeewwwww :P
Richard McBeef | August 19, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Titties are shooting in so many directions in that first pick it makes my brain hurt.
Get yourself a fucking weave bitch. I am sure Kanye loves hitting that shit in the ass. it’s the perfect surrogate for a man.
Carl | August 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I think she’s beautiful
Katie | August 19, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I think she is very attractive.
M | August 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm
What the hell? Is it a horse, a snake? And the ugliest dog award goes toooo..
M | August 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm
What the hell? Is it a horse, a snake? And the ugliest dog award goes toooo..
Randall | August 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm
The things I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea.
Randall
Dylan | August 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm
nice ass though
fsgfg | August 19, 2009 at 4:31 pm
She’s hot.. big tits, nice ass… Look at #2, dude is scoping her out lol
DO NOT WANT! | August 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!
? | August 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm
is that a bird shit tattoo?
laurente | August 19, 2009 at 4:36 pm
She has deformed big tits number 11
that is a very bad boob job
you must be hard up honey
she looks like a trannie with fake boobs
yikes horrible
Throwback To Kojak | August 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Gilbert Gottfried face and the average twenty dollar stripper body gets you the worlds greatest self proclaimed rapper. Yes ladies for the price of a blow job and three glasses of champagne you to can be paraded around naked by just about any rapper. I must admit though harsh as a dry assfuck I am, that the cue ball does have a nice caboose if you are into that sort of thing. Lose the head and fix the tits and you have a woman worth parading around naked.
Valerie | August 19, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Hmm, I actually think she has an interesting body. Don’t know why the general consensus is “disgusting” but whatevs.
Jenn | August 19, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Is she an albino or something? Regardless, she is truly disgusting.
sweet like salsa | August 19, 2009 at 4:41 pm
anyone else agree she would look better WITHOUT the wacked out boob job?
bootaylucious.
Erica | August 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I agree with valerie in that she has an interesting body. But why the shaved head, man, why??
Sport | August 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I would totally mount that if there was NO POSSIBLE CHANCE of me seeing her face.
At all.
Ever.
jlylec | August 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm
for some reason i’d hit it, but i’d feel bad about it the next day and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me in general…
Daryl G. | August 19, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I’m not sure if my erection has ever been too frightened to make an appearance in light of an ass like that.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm
That ass would make me Stronger.
amoi | August 19, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Thunder thighs, wonky implants, and bald. What’s not to love?
royaltee | August 19, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I’m curious why she has a towel on her head in the pic with Kanye kissing her.
Anybody?
Jimbo McGillicutty | August 19, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Looks like a hairless Gilbert Gottfried with boobs
Matrim | August 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Awesome pics, too bad Kanye is in them…that no-talent ass-clown and his ego crowd the pictures. More of Amber’s tits, less douchebag.
Deacon Jones | August 19, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Hmmm.
I think I’d actually hit this, even though I avoid black women like the plague (read:they’re fucking psycho)
I think the tattoo is meant to be cat paws (get it? creeping towards her pussy)
But those paws have seen one too many days in the sun, and it now looks like she has a massive case of the Clap dripping down her thigh from fucking too many black thugs. Word.
markonius maximus | August 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
FUCK KANYE WEST IN THE EAR WITH A RUSTY RAKE!
HE IS A RIP-OFF ARTIST AND THAT’S ABOUT IT.
stupidass | August 19, 2009 at 5:17 pm
WOOF.
woah wait a second, that’s strange….i have an erection. huh.
jt | August 19, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Spectacular rack
ha | August 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm
#29
In what world are those thunder thighs? Yea, they’re muscular, but they are just plain not disproportionately big. You ass hole.
And Kanye West is the only rapper I’ve ever remotely liked. Every other rap song makes me want to put rusty nails in my ears and eyes.
Sheena | August 19, 2009 at 5:23 pm
She has a cancer tattooed on her leg. Nasty.
And for the record, Kanye West is the least talented, most overblown “rapper” the world has ever seen. He’s a legend in his own mind.
grobpilot | August 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Those fucking things are so far apart, she can do armpit farts with her tits.
gendarmie | August 19, 2009 at 5:26 pm
No comment
jazz | January 6, 2011 at 2:52 am
then shut up
ted | August 19, 2009 at 5:30 pm
There are a lot of queens on this board masquerading as heterosexuals.
Hot woman there, gays. If you’re trying to fake it, try harder.
ROUGH Daddy | August 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Kanya looks like he’s out to prove something, he looks out of place. If youre into booty worshiping like me the chick is a dime, there’s no butts about it, I cant lie. As for her head most of the time she carry it well but in some instance she look like yoda in a bikini,,,gotta grow some hair, i have a 1track mind….
Ewww, gross tat. | August 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Is that a poopstain on her thigh or sqamous cell carcinoma?
Rob | August 19, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Reminds me of the money shot in There’s Something About Mary
Ice T | August 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Damn, she looks almost as good as Coco! You keep feeding that cow Kanye and she WILL produce milk! Damn!!!
Bowl Your Head | August 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm
This bitch is proof you can be ugly as fuck and still have a nice ass its just too bad she has bad taste in males. The fuck rapping idiot ruins this chick, otherwise id bend it over. He is rather virginile to show off he found a piece of ass its almost like that is the one and only piece of ass hes ever snatched. She is a constant reminder of kanye wests virginity.
Hi everyone this is the bitch that popped my cherry doesn’t she look different wirh her shaved head because she hates nappy heads.
cg | August 19, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Kinda hot in a dirty girl way…
I would put money on it that she loves it up the ass and is one of those girl who talks to you while you fuck her asshole. “yeah, you like having your cock in my ass motherfucker, fuck that ass, fuck that ass”
Yep, that is totally the kind of girl she looks like.
Saying that I’d love to slide inside that booty
Kan-Gaye | August 19, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Hey Ted, that thing with the stain on its leg looks so much like a man, even I want to tap it!
Kan-gaye
Crabby Old Guy | August 19, 2009 at 5:44 pm
And this, Kanye, is why George Bush hates black people.
RONIN | August 19, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I thought Kanye West hated white people?