Amber Rose in a bikini

August 31st, 2009 // 98 Comments

A freaky-eyed Amber Rose stopped by TAO Beach in Vegas over the weekend. Apparently the Jon Gosselin pool party wasn’t her cup of tea, but wouldn’t it have been hilarious if she went and he worked his slovenly magic on her? I can almost read Kanye’s blog now:

“WHAT?! WHAT?! I’M KANYE WEST!!!! I’M BASICALLY JESUS SENT BACK TO EARTH TO DESIGN RED LOUIS VUITTON SNEAKERS AND BREAK PEOPLE’S CAMERAS BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO CARRY AROUND MY MACBOOK PRO AND LOOK SUPER IMPORTANT! AND THIS GIRL IS GONNA CHEAT ON ME WITH JON GOSSELIN?!?!??!???! HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT?!!?! WHAT IS A JON GOSSELIN? WHAT’S THIS FOOL GOT THAT I DON’T GOT IN DIAMOND SPADES WITH DIAMONDS ON THE INSIDE?!? AND DIAMOND SAUCE!

UPDATE: I’VE JUST BEEN INFORMED WHO JON GOSSELIN IS! KANYE WEST IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF NOW! THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST SUICIDE KNOWN TO MAN! BUT I NEED TO HUMBLE MYSELF FIRST! SOMEBODY LEAVE THE CRUST ON MY SANDWICH!!!!!! I DON’T DESERVE IT CUT OFF ANYMORE BECAUSE I’M THE HUMBLEST BITCH ALIVE!!”

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  1. Ralph

    What an attention whore.

  2. I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

  3. Mortimer211

    She’s great, seriously!

    Needs more pics of her fantastic butt though. Get on it, plx!

  4. Sa

    She fugly! Orange is not her color.

  5. Cardinal Ximenez

    I command yee beast to retreat back to the lagoon you crawled from. Be gone demon.

  6. jkhjkh

    that woman is built for fucking. plain and simple.

  7. udsf

    She’s great if you ignore the skanky tattoos and the head. Banging body.

  8. I wonder what she would look like with hair.

  9. Valentina

    EWWWWWWWWWW…….fat, nauseating, ghetto trash. Cover it up.

  10. Valentina

    Those jumbo thighs look like two giant orange glazed hams….gross.

  11. yuristache

    We need a death match between her and Amy Winehouse. I don’t care about the result, but only one thing this fugly should exist at any given time.

  12. Savalas

    Is that the dude from Kung Fu?

  13. sara

    She has a gorgeous body! she’s got such a nice face that she doesn’t need hair to take away from it. she has that exaggerated comic book type body with the accentuated features you don’t find on 99% of white girls (she’s half black half white).

    Don’t like the contacts but she’s still fine

  14. JEFF

    CHICK IS FREAKING ME OUT GUYS…

  15. faith

    she is rad! i love that she does her own thing! AMAZING!

  16. Ava

    GROW SOME HAIR and stop being scary.

  17. Insatiable Peter

    I do believe this is the fish’s best writing in some time.

  18. A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
    http://www.Sugarloves.Com
    The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!

  19. IKE

    1. Love the Kanye impersonation.
    2. DAMN, she’s got something freaky going on with her eyes
    3. I’d screw her till her eyes straightened back out.

    -IKE

  20. Tom K

    What the fuck is that?!?! Kanye West’s girls looks like an orange chimp.

  21. melissa

    she’s drop dead gorgeous, perfect body and a confident individual. these male children couldn’t handle that much woman.

  22. E

    Does anyone actually find her attractive besides Kanye West and people who thought Demi Moore was hot in G.I. Jane? We get it, you have blue eyes now. Fail.

  23. datroof

    This bitch likes to fuck.

  24. david

    this is pure terror.
    BUT what does the tatt near her vajayjay say? oh and that wannabe leopard print look like goo coming outta the wrong place

  25. mac daddy

    she has the name of a successful stripper and/or porn star.

  26. mac daddy

    ***edit***
    according to wikipedia she WAS former stripper
    ha! i was right!

  27. Amber Rose really is gorgeous but these contact lenses are horrible. Check this link to see her with hair and all dolled up traditionally and her ethnic background. The girl really is beautiful. Not many can pull off that hair…

    http://sickitten.com/2009/08/19/amber-rose-is-smoking-hot-2.aspx

  28. What a big earring.

  29. Slade Garrison

    Huh…So I’m looking at Amber Rose here, and I keep thinking one thing…”Who took the wig off Lady GaGa?”

  30. Phucker

    Who drew all over that Bitch, Tattoo’s are for classless followers and definately not sexy. Just because $5 whores get them doesnt mean all the brainless tards should.

  31. hahahaha #10
    you’r fucking right ! haha

  32. Darth

    This is what you get when you mix Beyonce with Kate Gosselin.

  33. Galtacticus

    Where’s the model? I see only orange curtains.

  34. Rhialto

    I sudden realise that she must be Kanye West ultimate fantasy.The way he would like to be.

  35. CV

    She looks like a ball of AIDS.

  36. Fankach

    Devil in disguise!

  37. andieman

    Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

  38. Jessie

    I found a great place~_____W E A L T H Y S E E K E R . C O M____~The best club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .

  39. Pippa

    Wow. That’s not even orange-fruit orange. That is YAM orange. Amber, you are not amber, you are YAM. Yam lady. hehehe

  40. Anyone else scared of her?

  41. Jadore

    >_<

  42. Jadore

    >_<

  43. The perfect figure i have ever seen. Nice bally and nice legs. But i think that shor hair cut is not suits so much on her. yet she is capable enough to arouse anybody. Thanks.

  44. I love Amber, she is so confident and purdy. If I had a body like that I’d walk around in nothing but a string bikini too!

    P.S. Missing ya girl ;)

  45. good article,thank you

  46. DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice!

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