A freaky-eyed Amber Rose stopped by TAO Beach in Vegas over the weekend. Apparently the Jon Gosselin pool party wasn’t her cup of tea, but wouldn’t it have been hilarious if she went and he worked his slovenly magic on her? I can almost read Kanye’s blog now:
“WHAT?! WHAT?! I’M KANYE WEST!!!! I’M BASICALLY JESUS SENT BACK TO EARTH TO DESIGN RED LOUIS VUITTON SNEAKERS AND BREAK PEOPLE’S CAMERAS BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO CARRY AROUND MY MACBOOK PRO AND LOOK SUPER IMPORTANT! AND THIS GIRL IS GONNA CHEAT ON ME WITH JON GOSSELIN?!?!??!???! HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT?!!?! WHAT IS A JON GOSSELIN? WHAT’S THIS FOOL GOT THAT I DON’T GOT IN DIAMOND SPADES WITH DIAMONDS ON THE INSIDE?!? AND DIAMOND SAUCE!
UPDATE: I’VE JUST BEEN INFORMED WHO JON GOSSELIN IS! KANYE WEST IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF NOW! THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST SUICIDE KNOWN TO MAN! BUT I NEED TO HUMBLE MYSELF FIRST! SOMEBODY LEAVE THE CRUST ON MY SANDWICH!!!!!! I DON’T DESERVE IT CUT OFF ANYMORE BECAUSE I’M THE HUMBLEST BITCH ALIVE!!”
What an attention whore.
I just puked in my mouth a little bit.
She’s great, seriously!
Needs more pics of her fantastic butt though. Get on it, plx!
She fugly! Orange is not her color.
I command yee beast to retreat back to the lagoon you crawled from. Be gone demon.
that woman is built for fucking. plain and simple.
She’s great if you ignore the skanky tattoos and the head. Banging body.
I wonder what she would look like with hair.
EWWWWWWWWWW…….fat, nauseating, ghetto trash. Cover it up.
Those jumbo thighs look like two giant orange glazed hams….gross.
I’d go there.
We need a death match between her and Amy Winehouse. I don’t care about the result, but only one thing this fugly should exist at any given time.
Is that the dude from Kung Fu?
She has a gorgeous body! she’s got such a nice face that she doesn’t need hair to take away from it. she has that exaggerated comic book type body with the accentuated features you don’t find on 99% of white girls (she’s half black half white).
Don’t like the contacts but she’s still fine
CHICK IS FREAKING ME OUT GUYS…
she is rad! i love that she does her own thing! AMAZING!
GROW SOME HAIR and stop being scary.
I do believe this is the fish’s best writing in some time.
A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
http://www.Sugarloves.Com
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!
1. Love the Kanye impersonation.
2. DAMN, she’s got something freaky going on with her eyes
3. I’d screw her till her eyes straightened back out.
-IKE
What the fuck is that?!?! Kanye West’s girls looks like an orange chimp.
she’s drop dead gorgeous, perfect body and a confident individual. these male children couldn’t handle that much woman.
Does anyone actually find her attractive besides Kanye West and people who thought Demi Moore was hot in G.I. Jane? We get it, you have blue eyes now. Fail.
This bitch likes to fuck.
this is pure terror.
BUT what does the tatt near her vajayjay say? oh and that wannabe leopard print look like goo coming outta the wrong place
she has the name of a successful stripper and/or porn star.
***edit***
according to wikipedia she WAS former stripper
ha! i was right!
Amber Rose really is gorgeous but these contact lenses are horrible. Check this link to see her with hair and all dolled up traditionally and her ethnic background. The girl really is beautiful. Not many can pull off that hair…
http://sickitten.com/2009/08/19/amber-rose-is-smoking-hot-2.aspx
What a big earring.
Huh…So I’m looking at Amber Rose here, and I keep thinking one thing…”Who took the wig off Lady GaGa?”
Who drew all over that Bitch, Tattoo’s are for classless followers and definately not sexy. Just because $5 whores get them doesnt mean all the brainless tards should.
hahahaha #10
you’r fucking right ! haha
This is what you get when you mix Beyonce with Kate Gosselin.
Where’s the model? I see only orange curtains.
I sudden realise that she must be Kanye West ultimate fantasy.The way he would like to be.
She looks like a ball of AIDS.
Devil in disguise!
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
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Wow. That’s not even orange-fruit orange. That is YAM orange. Amber, you are not amber, you are YAM. Yam lady. hehehe
Anyone else scared of her?
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The perfect figure i have ever seen. Nice bally and nice legs. But i think that shor hair cut is not suits so much on her. yet she is capable enough to arouse anybody. Thanks.
thanks
I love Amber, she is so confident and purdy. If I had a body like that I’d walk around in nothing but a string bikini too!
P.S. Missing ya girl ;)
good article,thank you
Nice!