A freaky-eyed Amber Rose stopped by TAO Beach in Vegas over the weekend. Apparently the Jon Gosselin pool party wasn’t her cup of tea, but wouldn’t it have been hilarious if she went and he worked his slovenly magic on her? I can almost read Kanye’s blog now:
“WHAT?! WHAT?! I’M KANYE WEST!!!! I’M BASICALLY JESUS SENT BACK TO EARTH TO DESIGN RED LOUIS VUITTON SNEAKERS AND BREAK PEOPLE’S CAMERAS BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO CARRY AROUND MY MACBOOK PRO AND LOOK SUPER IMPORTANT! AND THIS GIRL IS GONNA CHEAT ON ME WITH JON GOSSELIN?!?!??!???! HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT?!!?! WHAT IS A JON GOSSELIN? WHAT’S THIS FOOL GOT THAT I DON’T GOT IN DIAMOND SPADES WITH DIAMONDS ON THE INSIDE?!? AND DIAMOND SAUCE!
UPDATE: I’VE JUST BEEN INFORMED WHO JON GOSSELIN IS! KANYE WEST IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF NOW! THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST SUICIDE KNOWN TO MAN! BUT I NEED TO HUMBLE MYSELF FIRST! SOMEBODY LEAVE THE CRUST ON MY SANDWICH!!!!!! I DON’T DESERVE IT CUT OFF ANYMORE BECAUSE I’M THE HUMBLEST BITCH ALIVE!!”
name it for christ sake | August 31, 2009 at 10:18 am
i hit that…with a wood Stake. XD
Ohnoshedient | August 31, 2009 at 10:20 am
Someone stab it before it eats the guests.
Bobby Junior | August 31, 2009 at 10:22 am
That one little blonde haired boy looks odd.
fearsarewishes | August 31, 2009 at 10:23 am
@1
You missed English 101 to post that fucking comment you stupid cunt?
Why the fuck would you capitalize “stake”?
JFC
CobraStyle | August 31, 2009 at 10:25 am
Bajesus!
ROUGH before dishonor | August 31, 2009 at 10:25 am
Hotter with mane——————————————————————————————————–
hacksaw | August 31, 2009 at 10:26 am
I’d hit it.
Giggles | August 31, 2009 at 10:27 am
Thanks for ruining my morning.
http://www.popduds.com/ | August 31, 2009 at 10:27 am
DO NOT WANT!!
DO NOT WANT!!
DO NOT WANT!!
Awanupinthat | August 31, 2009 at 10:27 am
She looks awesome if you scroll down so her head is out of the frame. Try it, you’ll love it.
Amber Rose the paper bag princess.
Pilatunes | August 31, 2009 at 10:29 am
No thanks, sideshow freaks were never my thing.
North Pole | August 31, 2009 at 10:32 am
Hey guys I’m taking a poll.
Do you think she’s vain? She looks self absorbed to me, I can’t tell, I need your input. If you think she’s vain then please leave some comments here.
Another poll I just thought of. If this person was hit by a truck carrying gasoline burning on fire which then exploded her into a firey ball of hell leaving her dead you think she would be missed? I don’t think she would be missed.
chupacabra | August 31, 2009 at 10:38 am
she looks like a character out of “The Filth” by Grant Morrison:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Filth_(comics)
Aunt Jemima | August 31, 2009 at 10:46 am
PUKE.
tromba | August 31, 2009 at 10:54 am
I feel my raisin bran coming back up.
Island Man | August 31, 2009 at 10:57 am
WTF ? No booty pics ???? Oh c’mon…………U gotz 2 b kiddin me
Exotic_Honey | August 31, 2009 at 10:59 am
scary shyt…
Exotic_Honey | August 31, 2009 at 11:00 am
my eyes are burning lol!
Avatar | August 31, 2009 at 11:02 am
If a guy is into the stereotypical rap getto chick with a big ass, big thighs, and implants then enjoy!
Courageous | August 31, 2009 at 11:04 am
Nice legs, shame about the face! Not to mention the horrible taste in men…
Annuity | August 31, 2009 at 11:06 am
Wow, that’s a deeply disturbing, unhealthy orange glow.
Aunt Jemima | August 31, 2009 at 11:14 am
Kayne West should stop pissing on women. He’s given her pink eye.
Monday Monday | August 31, 2009 at 11:19 am
Wow… did you really have to start the week like this? After those delicious Gerri Halliwell shots, this is like falling into a fry-o-lator. Yikes…
sin | August 31, 2009 at 11:23 am
Damn, what an obvious tranny. Do the test. Its ring ringer is longer than its index finger. Try it. On men the ring finger is longer. On women it is either equal in lenght or a little longer. That is a tranny. Kanye West fucks trannies.
Soul Sistah | August 31, 2009 at 11:29 am
She almost as hot as Coco. Get some!
®usty | August 31, 2009 at 11:33 am
ick! the doody tattoo running down her leg kills it for me…also her being fugly doesn’t help either.
cd | August 31, 2009 at 11:41 am
doesn’t it look like she has a bit of a lazy eye?
Anonymity+Audience | August 31, 2009 at 11:53 am
How long was she on chemo? Her tattoos are horrendous. She has very poor decision making skills.
Nation Wide | August 31, 2009 at 11:53 am
Those colored contacts make everyone look creepy. I have blue eyes and tried some demos on, which by the way have the word “Demo” stamped on them, really cheesy, and you couldn’t even tell I had them on. I tried six different colors including the new radiant, which I was told would make my eyes sparkle. Finally, I just couldn’t believe that they didn’t work, so I looked at some YouTube videos of people with dark eyes wearing them, and they too didn’t see any noticeable change.
Oh, I just got it, she must be wearing those Halloween opaque lenses, well that explains why they work on her, but she still looks creepy like a psycho killer.
name it for christ sake | August 31, 2009 at 11:58 am
# 4 -
Stake is capitalized for EMPHISIS, you rudimentary twit. All of us that write on blogs use creative license when we write, so you’re fired!
Mike | August 31, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Kanye wouldn’t kill himself. He’d call it Assassinating himself. Much cooler.
fearsarewishes | August 31, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@30
…and “EMPHISIS” is misspelled because you are a stupid cunt.
Morons like you wear me out.
gotmilk? | August 31, 2009 at 12:05 pm
29, thanks for your life story. no one cares.
kariella | August 31, 2009 at 12:14 pm
#10 – You are sooooo right! Everyone try it.
michael jackson | August 31, 2009 at 12:16 pm
what the F&%K is that thing?!?
I'm Obama and I approve... | August 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Kanye West hates white people…
I'm Obama and I approve... | August 31, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Kanye West hates white people…
Adam | August 31, 2009 at 12:30 pm
It looks like someone flash fried Mystique from the X-men movies.
Seriously, I know I look bad in swimwear, so I have the good sense to cover my shit up.
joe blow | August 31, 2009 at 12:32 pm
She’s skankalicious.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, after seeing that nasty bitch, I must go wash my eyes with battery acid.
n | August 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
lookin’ very oompah loompah. *barf*
n | August 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
lookin’ very oompah loompah. *barf*
christ | August 31, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Kanye West hates white people, and fucks trannys.
You heard it here first.
sin | August 31, 2009 at 1:40 pm
# 42. I already proved she is a tranny. See # 24.
ritzy | August 31, 2009 at 1:48 pm
She/he/it is a man and a fugly one
wtf | August 31, 2009 at 1:49 pm
i like how she wears blue contacts and blond dyed hair, shes obvioulsy trying to hide her blackness, what a aunt-tom!
Me | August 31, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I’d fuck her down into her component elements.
Bert | August 31, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Nasty , nasty, nasty
Larry King | August 31, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I don’t ever remember seeing a mormon; not once, not ever.
hateyoufornoreason | August 31, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Gross, dirty street hooker.
lola | August 31, 2009 at 3:23 pm
She would be such a pretty girl if she would throw away the contacts and grow her hair out. She doesn’t need long hair, just a couple of inches so it’s not a buzz-cut.