Amber Rose Will Defend Taylor Swift’s Pussy Now

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Last week, Taylor Swift caught a world of shit for dating Tom Hiddleston so soon after breaking up with Calvin Harris because apparently women are supposed to maintain a 30-day waiting period after every douchebag they have sex with. And to be fair, I saw both men AND women calling Taylor a whore, so fortunately, Amber Rose is here to say fuck all that. The Daily Beast reports:

The author of How to Be a Bad Bitch also feels there’s a silly double standard employed when it comes to Swift. If she were, say, an uber-famous male musician, there wouldn’t be so much judgment when it comes to her rebound flings—or, for that matter, her famous lovers period.
“I love Taylor, for sure. Absolutely. And I feel like guys do that all the time—they break up and the next day they’re with another girl and nobody really says anything. But with Taylor it’s, you know what, I’m done with Calvin [Harris] and it didn’t work out, so on to the next,” said Rose.
“It is because it’s unheard of, and she’s acting very ‘slutty’ and for some reason needs time to ‘let her pussy rest,’” added Rose of Swift. “That’s how people look at it, and it’s just like, hell no! If I’m done, why do I have to sit in the house and be lonely?”

Of course, some of you are probably wondering why I’m defending Taylor Swift (again), and that’s because this time, the opposing argument is that women should be shunned for liking sex as much as dudes, which will make it even harder for me to get my penis touched than it already is. So clearly my intentions are pure. Also, I’m secretly trying to tank the site with rampant feminism and cock photos. Tom Hiddleston’s boner, anyone?

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