Amber Rose’s Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The.. Milkshakes

June 24th, 2011 // 56 Comments

DAD: Alright, kids, everyone in the car. It’s time for milkshakes named after a bald woman Kanye West used to have sex with. Probably in the anus!
KIDS: Oh, boy!

(I will never understand this place.)

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


    • Complete disgrace.

      but we shouldn’t be surprised

    • JC

      Wait, Amber Rose was killed in Afghanistan? Or….you’re too stupid to create your own blog, so you just post irrelevant political shit in the comments section of someone else’s celebrity gossip blog?

    • patrick

      It’s not just her ass. It’s the shaved head, the tits, the face, the legs, the feet, she’s a gorgeous little whore. The ass just seals the deal… Looks so tasty and fun.

    • Venom

      Wow you are a fucking loser.
      You come to a celeb blog to post political commentary.
      As someone else said, you are clearly too fucking stupid to create your own blog.
      How fucking sad are you?

  1. like her mouth in that position, it’s as if she’s asking the mic for some shake.
    batter flavor. all over her face and chest.

    • alphaspydre

      an image with photoshopped weiner (euphemism recently allowed) twit them luscious lipz coming soon to a porn site near u.

  2. waldo

    She has a great shaped head and all to be sporting the bald look, but I can’t help but think how much more fap-able this pic would be if she only had long hair.

  3. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    Well it IS black… What physical reaction where you expecting?

  4. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes my milk shake a thick shake ie she makes my penis stifffen. That’s right 3 F’s. It’s that stifffened. Fffuly…

  5. I can’t imagine being able to enjoy a woman whose head would inevitably remind me of a truck drivers 3 day beard.

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    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    the 2 chicks on the left are hot.

  7. adolf hitler

    there are pics of her with hair, and imo she looks better without. pretty strange. damn she is really fuckin sexy.

  8. cc

    That pose obviously makes me think of a certain sex act, however, putting my hand on the back of her head and feeling 3 day old stubble would be a bit disconcerting.

  9. SIN

    You do know it has its own “Straw”, don’t you. Why elese would gay boy Kanye West fuck it.

  10. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it, she has an incredible body. Why bald? Well she dated Kanye so maybe she does have no brains.

  11. Dan

    I don’t get why she is famous. I don’t.

    She looks OK.

    She banged Kanye West.

    … ?

    Why is she famous?

  12. Big_Mike

    Why is this “woman” popular???

  13. Artofwar

    …”no!! No!!! NO!!! Amber that’s not a big black cock, that’s a……to late—-Ummm, guys, we got another mike in the van”???……Arotfwar

  14. Tom

    If you don’t think she’s hot, you’re wrong. Plain and simple.

  15. I wish she’d let her hair grow.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking a celebrity & going topless on Miami Beach sure paid off for Amber.

  17. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    god is that bitch hideous. who pays her to model??? someone should pay her to stay at home with the blinds closed.

  18. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ve seen pics of her with long hair and she IS pretty but wouldnt’ stand out in a crowd of other wanna-be’s….we look at her BECAUSE she’s the “bald chick”…

  19. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, but I just don’t think her cellulite legs and ass are “amazing”. She wishes she could grow long, beautiful hair. Bald skank. Go fuck another rapper and catch an std. Skank!

    • She IS a skank, but you’re out of your mind if you think her body is not amazing! I’ll take that juicy body over the average waif “model” any day. With normal hair she would be damn near perfect.

      • Any Guy

        yeah, those cottage cheese thighs are ‘amazing’. it looks like she just got up off a gravel driveway. dude, she’s a fat broad – just get over it. its ok to be a chubby chaser.


        @Tony, yu know what your talking about, it is kinda sad when ppl come on this site and bag out Beautiful women such as Amber Rose, when their girlfriends look like they belong in the zoo show! they all wish they could bite that beautiful women’s cheesy ass! haha LOSER’S!!!!

    • yeah....ok

      @Tony, if you think her stretched out cavernous vag is perfect…then have fun. I advise that you should tie a board to your ass so you don’t fall in. She is a disgusting, ex-stripper who fucks any rapper who will hit it. Nasty shit.

      @Any Guy…thank you! Someone with common sense.

  20. tlmck

    Just too thick for my taste from the waist down.

  21. the captain

    nobody will hire her for some serious shots.

  22. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    Take off the fucking clown make-up, ya whore!

  23. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gross. Why is she always here?

  24. Few people remember the failed “Leave It To Beaver” promotional attempt, The “Whitey Sex Doll”, and rightfully so.

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    Sexxxi Mami
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugly, wanna-be blond and bald runs in the family, I see.

  26. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Hobo Killer
    Commented on this photo:

    She’d better wear gloves. You never know how many dicks she has handled that day.

  27. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn an ant bit me, who the hell is this fat ,ugly bald chick?

  28. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s her mom with her

  29. cookie

    i think she is beautiful & she looks 100 times better than gurls who are just skin and bones.

  30. poopsmith

    omg, your post said it all! wtf is wrong with this place?

  31. Amber Rose Millions Of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    Life is short, and this aitrcle saved valuable time on this Earth.

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