Amber Rose is.. Sporty? and Other News

June 23rd, 2011 // 57 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Courtney Love must be broke again. [Huffington Post]

- Pink is apparently more comfortable with European tabloids. [Dlisted]

- Ashlee Simpson is banging Lucky Luciano from Boardwalk Empire. [Lainey Gossip]

- Holly Madison‘s spray-tanned cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Miss USA Contestants‘ thoughts on teaching evolution. I’m looking at you Arkansas. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- I have a feeling Serena Williams is going to make us all pay for this kind of upstaging. [TooFab]

- In honor of summer, here are is an awesome beach photo gallery. [theCHIVE]

- Britney Spears‘ lapdancing couldn’t get you hard even if she did it while pouring a Viagra smoothie in your mouth. [IDLYITW]

- Sarah Palin said she quit her bus tour because she has jury duty. No, really. [Bossip]

- Amanda Seyfried in short shorts. [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber did a Top Ten list on Letterman including a joke about his hair. ZOMG, so cute! [Buzzfeed]

- The 20 Awesomest Photos of Guys Caught Staring. [Heavy]

- The Seven Best Nude Beaches which in reality are mostly full of fat old naked balls. [Maxim]

Wimbledon 2011: Come for the mind-numbingly boring sport, stay for the Russian girls in tiny skirts. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Pah-DOW, I wanna bury my face in dat.

  2. cdub

    You’z a bald headed biatch with a boo-tay!

  3. Drew

    If by sporty you mean pilsbury doughboy-esque, sure.

    Unfortunately she’s missing the hat.

  4. Under Obama, U.S. Casualty Rate in Afghanistan Increased 5-Fold
  5. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    Umm..Amber, that uncomfortable feeling isn’t your stretchpants slipping down, it’s your ass pulling your skin off.

  6. Nothing about looking at her makes me think “sporty”.

  7. Racer X

    DAT ASS.

  8. Venom

    When will this bald headed street walker just disappear?

  9. cc

    If by ‘sporty’ you mean ‘looks like a bowling pin’ then, yes, she does.

  10. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    In my day those were called “saddlebags”…..attached to “thunder thighs”.

  11. MLVC

    I am under the impression that it reeks of old socks and tar downstairs.

  12. Deacon Jones

    I’m oddly attracted to this chick….other than the calves…

  13. Rancid

    If Ryan Dunn plowed into that ass instead of a tree, he would still be here with us today.

    GOD DAAAAAAAAMN IT!!!!!!

    * trashes van *

  14. General Disarray

    God, I’d fuck her stupid. That ass is phenominal!

  15. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    Mr, Cheeks
    Commented on this photo:

    Cock Dr…I’d have to disagree. If those are thunder thighs than I’d love to be the lightening rod they accompany. That’s a woman by all means. I’d suck a fart out that junk.

    • Cock Dr

      No insult was intended to Ms Toffee Thunderthighs. She looks as if she could take on an entire NFL team without breaking a sweat.

  16. SIN

    All I see is a Tranny. An ugly one at that. You know it isn’t a true woman, Kanye West dated it and he HATES real women. Hell, he is afraid of vagina.

  17. Dan

    I don’t think she is good looking but I don’t think she is bad looking either.

    Maybe just not my cup of tea.

  18. After leaving the Addams Family, Lurch enjoyed a successful career directing rap videos.

  19. Mr Happy

    Those of you salivating over that ass must be the same taint sniffers who get wood over the acreage of cellulite and goo that is Kim Kardasian. Yuck

    • Rough's superficial aureole

      Youre a female who happens to dislike her physique. Stop using social isolation tactic to deviate people from what theyre attracted to…

      • Mr Happy

        Huh?? I’m a guy whose penis gets very disappointed when it ‘s presented an ass that looks like 50 lbs of mashed potatoes pushed in to a 40 lb bag

    • six rough degrees to Lacey Swhimmer

      Really? You’re a “guy” who uses the word yuck to describe an attractive woman that does not come to your standard? You’re wearing an elaborate scarf right now aren’t you?

    • geekychic

      actually, i’m a girl and think kkk are all ugly, and i’d kill myself if i’ve ever heard their nasal voice in RL.
      HOWEVER, amber rose is hot. incredibly, to me. and i’m straight.
      so, i find your theory lacking.

  20. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    what is up with the big ass woman fetish lately?

  21. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    Also, who is Amber Rose? Better yet, WHO DID SHE FUCK to become news worthy?

  22. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass looks like it got hit with few meteors.

  23. Jack Ketch

    Bash her all you want … aside from the “crew cut,” everything on her is real. A lot of guys would slam her silly. She has a nice shape and real tits … how many in Hollywood can say that ?

  24. Jovy

    She has an adorable face, too bad she’s as dumb as a bag of rocks and her voice makes me want to rip my own uterus out.

  25. dotmatrix

    I looked up ‘brick shithouse’ in the dictionary, and sure enough, there was her picture.

  26. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    dododoo
    Commented on this photo:

    First. And fat. totally fat.

  27. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    yenjvoy
    Commented on this photo:

    whats her reality show about? trannies at the beach?

  28. alisa

    well….. she really is a pretty woman. although, if she had a different body type, everyone would say she was obese. that’s a lot of chub… but since its in her boobs and ass no one cares.

    • MrsPlant

      Fat on the hips and thighs is linked with fertility. Fat on the waist is linked with heart disease and high blood pressure. The world isn’t fair. Rock n roll. Deal with it.

  29. Meh

    Nope. Don’t get the appeal. And ‘m attracted to a many different shapes.

    Lighten up the skin a little. Put a dirty blonde wig on her and she would fit right in Heartland, USA. Even her sweats scream, “Midwest!”

    Aside from her face (and that’s pushing it), I don’t see anything special.

  30. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the “Before and After” shot for cure to some horrible disease.

  31. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    DK
    Commented on this photo:

    She is gorgeous!

  32. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    Hobo Killer
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummm…who the fuck wear converse to work out? Oh, a dumb ex-stripper. Ok, got it now!

  33. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    Hobo Killer
    Commented on this photo:

    I see saggy boob

  34. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    AbstractVisionz
    Commented on this photo:

    Amber’s Fly… But WHO IS THAT BESIDE HER!!! #Nice

  35. Amber Rose Sports Bra
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome ass!

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