Amber Rose Forgives Kim Kardashian For Having Sex With Kanye West

January 10th, 2012 // 33 Comments
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Last week, Amber Rose accused Kanye West of cheating on her with Kim Kardashian who, in turn, was cheating on Reggie Bush. A claim that’s been brought up before to Kanye who didn’t exactly deny it. Anyway, Amber told TMZ last night she forgives Kim and Kanye now which I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with getting all the publicity she needed for her debut single. That’s probably just a coincidence. Via Celebuzz:

Kanye West’s former girlfriend Amber Rose recently hit the recording studio to work on some new music. The result? A new single titled ‘Fame,‘ in which the model-actress tells the story of an overnight sensation.
The midtempo, but oddly somber, debut single features your usual pop music tricks: lyrics about the paparazzi; spelling out the title of the song; and, of course, a rap solo, recorded by her rumored boyfriend, Wiz Khalifa.

So not only is Amber Rose trying to out-ass Kim Kardashian, she’s trying to out-famewhore her, too. Which might sound like an impossible task, but judging by these Amber Rose pics, it’s obvious she’s from the future and has access to sophisticated whore technology that we couldn’t possibly comprehend. Case in point: Her pants are made out of sex tapes – that piss themselves.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. suck it

    “Case in point: Her pants are made out of sex tapes – that piss themselves.”

    LMFAO.. thanks Fish!

  2. God is Black

    Fuck me, that’s one serious ass! WTF is it with the sun glasses? Geordi La Forge is on hands and knees on the Enterprise shouting,”Alright, who’s the fucker that’s got my sunnies? P.S. the cigarette in hand so classy……..

  3. Three people I care less about than a steaming pile of dog crap.

  4. Clarence Beeks

    why did this stupid bring it up in the first place?

    oh yeah, she was being ignored, so had to do SOMETHING to get noticed again.

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    commander bloop
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, the last line of your post is effin’ hilarious! Bravo.

  6. “Damn, look at the ass on that Cylon.” – Gaius Baltar

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    Commented on this photo:

    Daft Punk meets Build Your Own Sundae bar.

  8. Inmate 12236969

    Look they both have the same ass.

  9. touche

    hold up? this tub of pork lard was a model??!?!?!!

    • gumption

      re-think model. We are not speaking of runways and high fashion, she models for those mags that feature “giant ass of the month”. Hell, you can be a midget and model for that, kim k? I think I detest this creature far more than kim k. wait a minute, that was actually very clever of kk, pay off amber r to talk smack so we can realize kk is not so bad and wish for her return. bravo fat midget, bravo!

  10. Do_Freebird

    Her ass is not fat, it’s thick. Really, really, really, really, really thick. Like elephant thick.

  11. Jillia

    Ugh, have you seen her vodka commercials? Every time this star fucker speaks it’s like nails on a chalkboard to me. Seriously, she talks like a baby. I’d rather listen to Paris or Kim read War and Peace to me in their nasally, snot-nosed little voices.

  12. The other track, Cyclops, has her singing the chorus “C.Y.C.L.O.P.S, my ass makes up for my lack of chest.”

  13. Cock Dr

    It’s the cancer stick that makes it so glamorously irresistible.

  14. Nattypants

    She needs to go back to the future, we have enough big-assed gold-diggers in the present.

  15. Mando

    The ony way this bitch could 1-up Kim, would be for her to make a sex tape of Kanye taking a dump on her breasts.

  16. Caprica was cancelled. She is never gonna sell the “Whorelon” character now.

  17. Venom

    This chick is a disgusting pig.

    • gumption

      yes she is, her grotesque lardy butt, her fat body, bald head and her tattoos are too much to bear in one glance. I hated the glasses too but then realized it was an act of kindness on her part.

  18. Donald Trump

    This is the fame whore who spread her fat legs for Kanye. What kinda trash would screw him? Oh wait a minute…..Kim Kardashian.

    • Artofwar

      ….You’d be surprised at how many bitches domestic and foreign want to fuck Kanye. Possibly and secretively your own wife, girlfriend, mistress, and that daughter of yours whom you think still has a hymen….Artofwar

  19. Donald Trump

    BTW bitch……Susan Powter wants her hairstyle back!

  20. Mike Walker

    An overweight sensation, shurely?!

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    mullet
    Commented on this photo:

    what the f*ck, jordie from star trek???

  22. Winnie

    Amber is the B.O.M.B Baby!

    Sweet, Gorgeous, Genuine…. So she grabbed a little publicity off the back of KK to help the release of her single (which is actually getting pretty good reviews) – KK got married to make money and a TV Show!!!!

    I like every thing about this chick!

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    John
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS :E

  24. sc4play

    WTF is a Wiz Khalifa?? Not a f**king clue……but the SOB has his own Wiki page!

  25. Deke

    Kanye obviously likes a BIG booty.

  26. tumble weed

    when I meet you in person you’re mine for the night or even more!!

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    The worst shades ever.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    The missing Cylon model #7 has been found.

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