Amber Rose and Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis

August 2nd, 2010 // 82 Comments

To make up for the one-two punch of Snooki and Steven Tyler’s face, here’s Amber Rose AND Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis over the weekend. Think of this post as a delicious Ore– Hold on, the black guy in our office is waving his arms in the air telling me not to say that. Let’s try this again: Think of this post as a beautiful mulatto baby…

UPDATE: Apparently I missed an entire page of Alessandra shots that’s nothing but her ass which I’ve remedied starting here. As for the lack of giant Amber Rose butt, I can only assume the photographer on duty wanted to be both fired and made a mockery by his peers. There’s really no other explanation.

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News


  1. Vera

    Alessandra Ambrosio needs some fried chicken or something. Anyone who would think she is sexy compared to Amber has a fetish for kids and tweens. You probably get off watching the Disney Channel.

    • Fishstix

      Amber Rose needs some hair, to lose her broad and masculine figure, to be tested for STDs, and to grow some hair. Anyone who would think she is sexy compared to Alessandra has a fetish for effeminate men and herpes. You probably get off watching Bravo.

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    Alessandra Ambrosio looks gross. I don’t get men who find women like her sexy.

  3. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    & the Black girl by a long shot!!!!!!!!!! lol.

    well, half Black girl.

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Carlos Stranz
    Commented on this photo:

    Gaucho in this case, is who has born in Rio Grande state ( ), soutern Brasil.
    Gaucho in the way i mean, is like “texan” or “californian”. Is the official name of the state inhabitants.
    I’m not talking about argentinians or even uruguayans because the colonization was dferent. All “latin” america (north american not wise denomination) has european descendents, and i’m very sorry, not everybody is pretty, in truth, the majority is “unpretty”.
    Central americans are diferent from south americans. They are even diferent between they.
    Coolombians, venezuelans and equatorians are diferent from peruvians, paraguayans and bolivians. Brasil has at least 3 very diferent regions: north, central and south, and Chile, Argentina and Uruguay has diferences as well.
    So, when i mean gaucho i’m trying to be very especific, because i’m brazilian and gaucho, and i feel close to uruguay, or even argentina, but i don’t feel any close to any other american people. To me, a mexican is more distant then a north american, because i don’t have any relations with mexican or their culture. I only see “America” when i look to europe, africa or asia, and then i don’t see a “latin america”, this is a foolish convention, created by north americans to refer to other people in continent besides they or Canada. Truth is: in the new world we are all descendents of imigrants from every corner of the world mixed with natives. The diferences are 2: the proportions of this mixes and how it’s affeted culture, and the particular history of every place.
    - i don’t feel so conected with the others.
    - we ALL are less conected with Europe, and who thinks diferent never went to europe or understand that we are NOTHING like europeans.
    - gisele bundchen don’t look german, alessandra ambrosio don’t look portuguese and carol trentini don’t look Italian. They aren’t european… In Rio Grande, majority of european imigrants are mercenaries, soldiers, who travel singles and after war stay and marriage a “local” women. By that, we are naturally not european.
    - but here, we have diferent indians, diferent imigration and diferent food, so we are 6 foot people… We are not scandinavians, but we are not 5’5 wrestlers as well.
    The point is: don’t come with this “latin brotherhood” bulls..t. In 1835 we were already fighting against central Brasil to be a republic. My state is aknowledge by steel industry, plastic industry and medicine centers. We don’t speak spanish and we don’t believe in che guevara…

  5. TCP

    This guy named Alessandra has a nice body from the ribcage down, but he needs to pump iron. Also, he should get rid of the top; he’s dressing like a woman.

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    I like that Alessandra kept it natural. She looks beautiful and sexy.

  7. Amber Rose
    i loled
    Commented on this photo:

    omfg get this fat beast outta heeerrre lol

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