Have We Mentioned Amber Heard Is Hot? So Very, Very Hot? And Other News

December 7th, 2011 // 24 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Armie Hammer gay-sexed Leonardo DiCaprio to defend his grandfather’s honor. [Huffington Post]

- Sinead O’Connor finally found someone to make The Difficult Brown.. not so difficult? Butt sex. She’s having butt sex. [Dlisted]

- Pippa Middleton‘s ass is Prince Harry‘s Christmas present this year. [Lainey Gossip]

- Christina Hendrick‘s buttons are sewn on with Superman’s hair. That’s the only explanation here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bar Refaeli is in a bikini for GQ UK. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Mythbusters accidentally fired a cannonball through a family’s house while they were sleeping. [Starpulse]

- Is Irina Shayk allowed to celebrate Christmas? I thought it was just for capitalists. [Popholic]

- If ever there was an argument for defense spending cuts, it has to be this. [TooFab]

- Gene Simmons, the man who would sell you an aborted fetus wearing cat make-up, would like to talk about musical integrity now. [TMZ]

- There’s more sore anus in here than amongst the service staff aboard the Freewinds. [theCHIVE]

- Playboy paid Lindsay Lohan close to a million dollars to do this all over again. [Celebslam]

- Kristin Chenoweth wants you to believe she gets Botox to treat migraines. No, really. [Just Jared]

- You can’t get a better return on your money than with Kristen Stewart‘s dead-eyed stare. [Popsugar]

- This will probably get an Oscar nod just because Sandra Bullock‘s ex-husband Nazi-pooned her out of the spotlight. [FilmDrunk]

- 45 Things We Should Forget About 2011 [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Chloe Pridham [Heavy]

- The 20 Best & Worst Sports Reality Shows Ever: The fact that there are over 20 of these should be grounds enough to blow up your cable box. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. LegMan


  2. cc

    She doesn’t really play for the other team…she just says that to dodge my thrice daily marriage proposals.

  3. David Berkowitz

    Straight or gay ?
    This information could affect my interest in rubbing one out

  4. vadar

    Sorry, I don’t see it at all!!!

  5. yaya

    Perfect outfit

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    Well, she’s lovely! A classic beauty!

  7. TheSledMan

    Not Ugly but certainly not so so hot. I’d call her average. Bad dye job, to much makeup etc. That look just doesn’t do it for me.

    • Rough, codes of conduct

      You might be subconsciously prejudicial (she is good looking) to the fact that she’s not going to steal TC’s internet hounding any time soon. I mean never, unless you’re “man enough”.

    • Diversity Czar

      Perhaps you would be better served discussing that point of view during your next mani/pedi?

      As someone who prides themselves for accepting diversity in the form of hot lipstick lesbians I think she looks awesome. Just tell me she is hooking up with equal hotness and not some skinny butch with a tool belt.

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  9. Rough, codes of conduct

    …Cause I sure aint.

  10. I’ve been trying to tell you guise how hot she is but all you wanna’ talk about is the stupid Kardewshians.


  11. Snake142

    Much hotter than Blake Lively, anyone who thinks she’s “average looking” wants to play hide the sausage with Taylor Lautner.

  12. Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes Premiere
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    Let me guess! How about in the main cell block of Folsom Prison! Ideal & she’ll get everything she wants!

  13. Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes Premiere
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    Who is she and who does she do?

  14. Rob

    I’ve never heard of her.

  15. blah

    She’s hot like fire, but I don’t know why she’s wearing so much makeup lately. It’s making her ugly.

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  17. forrest gump

    most japanese food is pretty HOT too.
    ……..but you will SHIT most of it out afterwards!!

  18. tlmck

    I guess “hot” is a relative term.

  19. Amber Heard Sherlock Holmes Premiere
    Mike D
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    Why couldn’t she be the one doing the Marilyn photo shoot thing instead of Krusty the Clown.

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