Amber Heard Looks Hot Doing Just About Anything and Other News

December 19th, 2011 // 23 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- 20 Ridiculous Things You Never Knew About Kim Jong-Il [BuzzFeed]

- Daniel Craig might play James Bond well into his 60′s. [Huffington Post]

- Chaz Bono is ready to give that new penis a spin through some strange. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and the royal family just keep bumping into each other. Weird. [Lainey Gossip]

- Athletic chicks clean up real nice for the red carpet. [Bleacher Report]

- Adrianne Curry turned squeezing her boobs together into an actual job. (Still more respectable than retail.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Polly Parsons makes a terrific first mate. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Sarah Shahi is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- This was Christina Aguilera before the yoga pants hell that is now her daily life. [TooFab]

- Looks like you’ll have to find something else for the impossible-to-shop-for Nazi on your list this year. [TMZ]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- At least Olivia Munn is moving up on the ladder of wealthy penis. [Just Jared]

- We will always remember 2011 as the year babies invaded ALL the famous uteri. [Popsugar]

- I bet the guys who helped Bruce Willis get his Christmas tree are thinking they were in the right place at the right time right about now. Amirite?! *fades quietly into shadow [IDLYITW]

- Kristin Cavallari‘s ring is the perfectly modest expression of a relationship doomed from the start. [Celebslam]

- Maxim fooled you into thinking Krista Mills was Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Gasp! [Heavy]

- Will Ferrell‘s Spanish language faux-telenova has an official trailer. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Drundel

    Hot chick and a hot car. Nice.

  2. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a vagina, and she likes them. I win.

  3. Dave Barnes

    I clicked on the photo and wound up at

  4. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
    Seat Filler
    Commented on this photo:

    give her credit she is a car girl and drives with flats

  5. Dan

    I’d like to fill her up. Ya know what I mean? *wink* *wink*

  6. I’m kinda surprised she didn’t wrap the hose around her legs and start thrusting with the nozzle. There you go, folks… a window into my head.

  7. How the fuck could Demi Lovato be anyone’s woman of the year? People have seriously lost all touch with reality.

  8. stratacat

    there was once a time when she was considered a low-rent ScarHo. my, how the tables have turned…

  9. tom

    Sorry but she just looks stupid.

  10. satan's taint

    She plunks the gas cap and her keys and shit on the trunk of that beautifully restored ‘stang???

    Dumb broad.

  11. Venom

    A hot chick that likes women with great taste in cars. Heaven.

  12. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    who is she?

  13. welldoneson

    nice ‘stang.

    and the car looks good, too.

  14. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert taking it in the ass joke here: ______________________.

  15. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
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  16. cc

    Jaysus, she looks like that and cruises round in a restored 67 Mustang?


  17. forrest gump

    she is jobless now, folks?

  18. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with the badly Photoshopped jay leno chin in the first photo?

  19. what the hell does she know about sticking nozzles into holes?

  20. Get over it

    who the fuck crouches down to pump gas? at least take that coat off! looks like a photo shoot…fake

  21. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, the writer of this blog likes the manfaced broads.

  22. Vernon

    Meh. I seen better chicks at the Mall last weekend

  23. Amber Heard Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how unimpressed she is.

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