Yup, Amber Heard & Elon Musk Are Probably Banging

Back in August, everyone was speculating that Amber Heard and Elon Musk were banging thanks to him passing notes around Hollywood trying to meet her because of her “reading preferences.” Which sounds endearingly nerdy until you realize he was doing this shit while Amber was still with Johnny Depp, and presumably before wine became more attractive to Johnny than 29-year-old bisexual vagina. Anyway, we all know the story of how Amber burned the house that bolo-ties built to the ground with a literal assload of evidence, so I guess now she’s free to be like, “Yeah, I fucked the science nerd while you and your dad-band pretended to be rock stars.” Via Page Six:

The pair — who were first spotted sneaking into the same room at the Delano in Miami in August — attended a screening of Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power,” in Palo Alto on Tuesday.

The evidence is all right there. Everyone knows you don’t bring a girl to an Al Gore movie about the end of the world if you aren’t trying to bang her.

“Oh my God! Is all of this true? Is the Earth really dying?”
“Yep. That’s why I’m trying to colonize Mars.”
“This is so awful. I just want to curl into a ball and cry.”
“You could do that back at my place.”
“Ugh, how can you think of sex right now, we’re all going to die!”
“Did I mention men can’t wear eyeliner in my Mars habitats?”
“Do me right here, space geek!”

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