Here’s Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie Dear John last night, and is it wrong to wish she was the product of my polygamous marriage to three other women? Because I definitely wasn’t doing that while ordering mail-order brides. Haha! Why would you even think that? (Could you hand me my wallet?)
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Filling in for Parker | February 2, 2010 at 10:35 am
wiener> *
writergay | February 2, 2010 at 10:37 am
this new writer is an unfunny retard
Jellocee | February 2, 2010 at 10:52 am
Amanda Seyfried… i said goddamn!
dude | February 2, 2010 at 10:59 am
SHE IS SMOKING HOT
common fucking teenage retard | February 2, 2010 at 11:01 am
I can only see stars! Duhhhhh!
lady jesus | February 2, 2010 at 11:02 am
Wow, this writer is painfully unfunny.
Ego | February 2, 2010 at 11:06 am
New writer? GOD NO.
Richard McBeef | February 2, 2010 at 11:09 am
That clear plastic titty window thing must be some sort of spunk shield or something.
scooby | February 2, 2010 at 11:12 am
this generations michele pfeifer. all natural pure beauty. the way God loves ‘em.
Lop | February 2, 2010 at 11:12 am
She’s so average, except for the pretty eyes. And when it comes to finding smoking hot chicks to bang, “pretty eyes” falls low on the must have list.
She’s a midget, too.
La Manchuba | February 2, 2010 at 11:19 am
Dear owners of this site: The writing isn’t funny anymore. Please hire ME to do it. ASAP. As in RIGHT NOW. The level of not funny/witty here might make me read Parasite Hilton’s site, and I’d frankly rather have my eyes pecked out by a few dozen angry canaries.
Sex Toys | February 2, 2010 at 11:20 am
no clue who she is but she is hot!
Owners(?) of this site | February 2, 2010 at 11:39 am
#11, that post was your interview and well.. We’ll let you know.
Chismes | February 2, 2010 at 11:40 am
Now I know how Dakota Fanning will look like in a few more years
DonkeyPuncher | February 2, 2010 at 11:51 am
@8 – she pulls that plastic thing over her face for a glass bottom boat.
Willie Dixon | February 2, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Agreed. The new writer stinks. I could write better snark with a 100 word vocabulary.
sfijo | February 2, 2010 at 12:19 pm
what’s with her stance?
also, boobs
Hennifer Lopez | February 2, 2010 at 12:34 pm
She is so fucking HOT. Drop dead gorgeous and whoever disagrees, pull that gerbil out of your asshole and try seeing what a breast feels like
sdfsdfds | February 2, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Now this is a girl who is thin, but looks GOOD. Probably because she is naturally thin and so she doesn’t look like a Holocaust victim.
morga | February 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Thin but not a rail. Plus natural boobs!
mamamiasweetpeaches | February 2, 2010 at 1:46 pm
#9 you DO know Michelle Pfeiffer has had a nose job, right?
VD | February 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Some of you do not have a taste for top shelf pussy. And that’s a shame.
whatever | February 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm
it’s nice to see her finally growing into her facial features. does anyone remember her in “mean girls” – she looked like an alien. pretty eyes, nice body. butt ugly dress. the designer and/or tailor should be ashamed of themselves.
arthogen | February 2, 2010 at 3:11 pm
What was she in .. I have never even heard of her?
Footclan | February 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Is this the same writer as yesterday? Cause he was funny yesterday..
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/grammys_marisa_miller_was_ther.php
Gorgor | February 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm
> it’s nice to see her finally growing into her facial features.
I noticed this about Hayden Pantierre in this week’s Heroes, too — for the first time, her face didn’t look quite so baby-faced (which was probably why she was picked originally.)
Footclan | February 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm
And yea…she’s fucking hot. Nice rack.
Covert Koala | February 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm
That is an awesome dress, I’d definitely make her keep it on.
Bob | February 2, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Hellooo, Boobies!
See Alice | February 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I like her rack !
Jules | February 2, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Her knees scare me. Just sayin…….
Lux | February 2, 2010 at 7:28 pm
She is mighty attractive, but that’s never been news.
Rasputins Liver | February 2, 2010 at 9:58 pm
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Alright now. Finally!
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Now this is fapable!!!
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Bob Loblaw | February 2, 2010 at 10:14 pm
What the fuck does the text even mean?
investor business daily subscription | February 2, 2010 at 11:27 pm
She is so pretty! But I think that someone should teach her to stand correctly.
gen | February 3, 2010 at 12:33 am
@24
Mean Girls, Big Love, Mamma Mia. I’m really not a fan of any of those, but she was shoved down everyone’s throat last fall for Jennifer’s Body (bad movie, don’t see it).
dontneedone | February 3, 2010 at 12:42 am
i thought she was pretty in mean girls. and she was in alpha dog too, i think. she looks like an alien now, not that pretty anymore. and the dress is ugly, but up close the window thing is actually sexy if the sheer part had been cut right. looks poorly tailored.
Kitty Furry | February 3, 2010 at 1:20 am
she looks average in a whole not fat-assed and not anorexic kind of way and so natural…gotta balance it out with the natural beauties
Chicago liposuction | February 3, 2010 at 2:35 am
Meanwhile, Amanda Seyfried may finally get people taking her more seriously — although fans of Big Love already know what she can do.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 3, 2010 at 5:49 am
This was a secret coded message from Superfish. I say yay! But you love them Jewish girls
Narcissist | February 3, 2010 at 6:40 am
Does “Dear John” end with elderly people fucking? Nicholas Sparks. UGH.
I like most of the new Superficial articles. I thought his one was a little strained.
“Hayden Panettiere still making this guy look like a pedophile”. That’s gold baby. GOLD!
Amy | February 3, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Channing Tatum!! Now that is a man that I would fuck all night long baby!
very hot | February 3, 2010 at 9:57 pm
to #21, coincidentally I think a nose job might be just what this chick needs. Because apart from that she’s really smoking hot! Real potential..A slightly smaller nose would make her drop dead gorgeous, IMP
links of london jewellery | February 7, 2010 at 4:39 am
Does “Dear John” end with elderly people fucking? Nicholas Sparks. UGH.
I like most of the new Superficial articles. I thought his one was a little strained.
“Hayden Panettiere still making this guy look like a pedophile”. That’s gold baby. GOLD!
8gb mini sd | February 11, 2010 at 2:16 am
Amanda Seyfried is looking gorgeous in this out fit.