Here’s Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie Dear John last night, and is it wrong to wish she was the product of my polygamous marriage to three other women? Because I definitely wasn’t doing that while ordering mail-order brides. Haha! Why would you even think that? (Could you hand me my wallet?)
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this new writer is an unfunny retard
Amanda Seyfried… i said goddamn!
SHE IS SMOKING HOT
I can only see stars! Duhhhhh!
Wow, this writer is painfully unfunny.
New writer? GOD NO.
That clear plastic titty window thing must be some sort of spunk shield or something.
this generations michele pfeifer. all natural pure beauty. the way God loves ‘em.
She’s so average, except for the pretty eyes. And when it comes to finding smoking hot chicks to bang, “pretty eyes” falls low on the must have list.
She’s a midget, too.
Dear owners of this site: The writing isn’t funny anymore. Please hire ME to do it. ASAP. As in RIGHT NOW. The level of not funny/witty here might make me read Parasite Hilton’s site, and I’d frankly rather have my eyes pecked out by a few dozen angry canaries.
no clue who she is but she is hot!
#11, that post was your interview and well.. We’ll let you know.
Now I know how Dakota Fanning will look like in a few more years
@8 – she pulls that plastic thing over her face for a glass bottom boat.
Agreed. The new writer stinks. I could write better snark with a 100 word vocabulary.
what’s with her stance?
also, boobs
She is so fucking HOT. Drop dead gorgeous and whoever disagrees, pull that gerbil out of your asshole and try seeing what a breast feels like
Now this is a girl who is thin, but looks GOOD. Probably because she is naturally thin and so she doesn’t look like a Holocaust victim.
Thin but not a rail. Plus natural boobs!
#9 you DO know Michelle Pfeiffer has had a nose job, right?
Some of you do not have a taste for top shelf pussy. And that’s a shame.
it’s nice to see her finally growing into her facial features. does anyone remember her in “mean girls” – she looked like an alien. pretty eyes, nice body. butt ugly dress. the designer and/or tailor should be ashamed of themselves.
What was she in .. I have never even heard of her?
Is this the same writer as yesterday? Cause he was funny yesterday..
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/grammys_marisa_miller_was_ther.php
> it’s nice to see her finally growing into her facial features.
I noticed this about Hayden Pantierre in this week’s Heroes, too — for the first time, her face didn’t look quite so baby-faced (which was probably why she was picked originally.)
And yea…she’s fucking hot. Nice rack.
That is an awesome dress, I’d definitely make her keep it on.
Hellooo, Boobies!
I like her rack !
Her knees scare me. Just sayin…….
She is mighty attractive, but that’s never been news.
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Alright now. Finally!
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Now this is fapable!!!
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What the fuck does the text even mean?
She is so pretty! But I think that someone should teach her to stand correctly.
@24
Mean Girls, Big Love, Mamma Mia. I’m really not a fan of any of those, but she was shoved down everyone’s throat last fall for Jennifer’s Body (bad movie, don’t see it).
i thought she was pretty in mean girls. and she was in alpha dog too, i think. she looks like an alien now, not that pretty anymore. and the dress is ugly, but up close the window thing is actually sexy if the sheer part had been cut right. looks poorly tailored.
she looks average in a whole not fat-assed and not anorexic kind of way and so natural…gotta balance it out with the natural beauties
Meanwhile, Amanda Seyfried may finally get people taking her more seriously — although fans of Big Love already know what she can do.
This was a secret coded message from Superfish. I say yay! But you love them Jewish girls
Does “Dear John” end with elderly people fucking? Nicholas Sparks. UGH.
I like most of the new Superficial articles. I thought his one was a little strained.
“Hayden Panettiere still making this guy look like a pedophile”. That’s gold baby. GOLD!
Channing Tatum!! Now that is a man that I would fuck all night long baby!
to #21, coincidentally I think a nose job might be just what this chick needs. Because apart from that she’s really smoking hot! Real potential..A slightly smaller nose would make her drop dead gorgeous, IMP
Does “Dear John” end with elderly people fucking? Nicholas Sparks. UGH.
I like most of the new Superficial articles. I thought his one was a little strained.
“Hayden Panettiere still making this guy look like a pedophile”. That’s gold baby. GOLD!
Amanda Seyfried is looking gorgeous in this out fit.