Amanda Seyfried should win those Oscar things

The Superficial / February 2, 2010

Here’s Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie Dear John last night, and is it wrong to wish she was the product of my polygamous marriage to three other women? Because I definitely wasn’t doing that while ordering mail-order brides. Haha! Why would you even think that? (Could you hand me my wallet?)

Photos: Fame, Getty