Amanda Seyfried is the greatest actress of our time

March 12th, 2010 // 119 Comments

Amanda Seyfried appears in the latest issue of Esquire where she discusses the art of looking hot as shit:

“I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous.”

Clever and adventurous? Wow. I hate to be the one to break it to Amanda Seyfried, but I guarantee you that’s not what any man is thinking at that moment. Unless it’s me, then I’m totally thinking all that stuff she just said. What was it again? Right, cleavage and adverbs.

Photos: Kayt Jones/Esquire
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  1. god damn she is smoking hot, new favorite

  2. OTP

    LOL! Actually funny for once!

  3. IKE

    …ok. And?

  4. denne

    they photoshopped something crazy into her right thigh/crotch region in the first pic….

  5. Bbb

    I don’t get it; what’s the difference between ‘acting’ and ‘pretending’?

  6. mer

    Yeah, very clever. That’s what I’m thinking.

  7. She. Is. SO. fucking. Hot!!

  8. Pat C.

    In Jennifer’s Body she was supposed to be the ugly friend of Megan Fox’s character. Hollywood has no idea what ugly girls really look like.

  9. arealcad

    You can’t wear an outfit like that in Woodshop class.

  10. jlylec

    @5 – anybody can pretend…it takes a special kind of asshole to be an actor.

  11. smoke

    another smoke from mean girls: rachel mcadams, lacey chabert, pre-coked out lohan, and her

  12. Crack Dealers of America

    In Jennifer’s Body she was supposed to be the ugly friend of Megan Fox’s character. Hollywood has no idea what ugly girls really look like.

    They couldn’t find Madonna or Lohan?

  13. black jesus

    women are stupid as hell

  14. McFeely Smackup

    “In Jennifer’s Body she was supposed to be the ugly friend of Megan Fox’s character. Hollywood has no idea what ugly girls really look like.”

    You don’t understand Hollywood.

    Political correctness means you can’t call someone ugly who is actually ugly, or laugh at fat jokes, old people, etc.

    So if you want to make fun of stuff like that you take a hot chick and call her ugly, or put a skinny guy/gal in a fat suit, or make up a young person in old makeup…then you can make all the fun you want and it’s ok.

    It’s kind of breaks down when you want to make racist jokes, so you put a white guy in minstrel show makeup. That one still doesn’t fly.

  15. reeva

    Everyone forgets about her because she is such a slut.

  16. Sardonic

    There is nothing more sexy than a hot young woman who thinks she knows what men are thinking about. She is one sexy ripe young target. And what a field day it would be to school her in what we are really thinking.

  17. Deacon Jones

    @16
    Ah yes. After she’s bound and gagged in the back of a trunk go “This is what I was really thinking” and then slowly lower the trunk.

  18. Dank

    I still think her head is shaped like an alien but she is hot i’ll give her that and she has a decent body. Amazing ass.

  19. AJ

    I like Big Love and I dont think she’s looks that good on the show, but in these pictures are very sexy. She is awfully pale though

  20. tired

    meh….she’s not all that hot. Makeup can do wonders, though.

  21. The Pistol

    I’m pretty sure that the difference between acting and pretending is that when you act, you’re trying to be someone else. When you pretend, you’re still you, but you’re pretending something is true that’s not necessarily……….like you pretend that you’re exceptionally clever and adventurous, as opposed to acting like someone you think IS exceptionally clever and adventurous. You own it more that way………

    I’m not sure anyone cares…….

  22. Ego

    @reeva, you say her being a slut is like a bad thing. ppffftttt… sluts make the world a better place!

  23. Mr. Nice Guy

    Sluts are the Best Women in the World! She is F-ing hot.

  24. 2010 michelle pfeiffer custom edition

  25. Joebillard

    @Ego and Mr. Nice Guy, Reeva is quoting something said about, Amanda Seyfried’s character in “Mean Girls”

  26. Nick

    She is so hot ,pretty .

  27. bar room hero

    @8

    She looks much better than Megan Fox…

    MF looks fake

  28. Christopher

    her eyes are really far apart.

  29. HB

    She’s pretty because her features are sort of exotic. It’s refreshing, quite frankly.

  30. Da Trooooooooooof Hertzzz

    I can’t look at this chick, she is really really GROSS!!!
    I don’t know what it is but that face is just bizarre.

    No they got it right, they used an ugly girl to play an ugly girl.

  31. COCK

    why no
    C======8 ?

  32. Damn

    I would stick my dick in a pile of this girl’s shit.

  33. Mr. Photoshop Man

    fantastic #32! Great stuff! I am happy that my computer generated creation has such an effect on you.
    Love always,
    Mr. Photoshop Man

    p.s. yes these pictures do prove just how stupid the average male is. Good day everyone! I bid you adieu!

  34. Sarah

    this girl is ugly….uggghh

  35. tired

    @32 …. probably the only place you’ll get close to

  36. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t hxdye them.

  37. Dread not

    She’s got that, Michelle Pfeiffer thing goin’ on and I dig that about Amanda. Right clicked and saved all them sweet shots for later use.

  38. Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don’t give up the things that belong to you and keep thoselost things in memory

  39. If they ever decide to do a Betty Davis bio, Amanda would “visually where her face is concerned” be a ringer.

  40. lol, thanks for always keeping it real haha

  41. Vinnie the Chin

    I would love to motorboat those natural babies.

  42. flight ticket $1

    hotel Room $1

    Rental car $1

  43. My God, she is so sexy.

  44. Mr. Nice Guy

    Joebillard, thanks for the heads up. She is very good looking, and Sexy as Hell.
    As far as Photo Shop, you have to start with a Great Looking Woman to make Her Perfect.

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  47. BennyfromThames

    Holy fuck that’s funny! Ladies, if you look like that and you’re wearing that outfit “exceptionally clever and adventurous” is not what your gentleman friend is musing silently to himself, nor would he ever in that situation if he’s straight. @16 you are so right!

  48. captain america

    “PINOKKIO” was here……………

  49. gorgeous eyes

    Her wide-set eyes make her face very beautiful and innocent-looking. It’s actually a feature very sought after in models

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