Amanda Seyfried is the greatest actress of our time

Amanda Seyfried appears in the latest issue of Esquire where she discusses the art of looking hot as shit:

“I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous.”

Clever and adventurous? Wow. I hate to be the one to break it to Amanda Seyfried, but I guarantee you that’s not what any man is thinking at that moment. Unless it’s me, then I’m totally thinking all that stuff she just said. What was it again? Right, cleavage and adverbs.

Photos: Kayt Jones/Esquire