Amanda Bynes had to settle for soft drinks instead of booze on a recent trip to Boston. The 19-year-old actress was carded with her She’s the Man co-stars during dinner at Bonfire. Their handler, Dayna D’Itria, objected, saying, “I spoke to the manager, and I thought we had an understanding.” After IDs were checked, everyone but Bynes ordered cocktails – but the server declined to bring them two drinks apiece as they had ordered. A spokeswoman for Bonfire said, “We abide by Massachusetts state law. We’re not in the business of serving teens alcohol. Especially if they’re ugly.” (last line added by me)
For some reason the thought of Amanda Bynes stumbling around drunk pleases me greatly. Probably cause the thought also includes her stripping naked and calling herself “PenisMonster 5000.” The girl is astoundingly cute, and likes to drink, a combination which generally leads to getting astoundingly pregnant. It’s really only a matter of time. Time and rufies.
“Astoundingly cute” is correct. Not much else to say.
Amanda Bynes is NOT cute. Ugh. She looks like a constipated chipmunk.
Looks like Miss Bynes will have to get her alcohol the old fashioned way:
befriending fellow bopper Emma Watson/Hermione Granger. If she can do it, Bynes she pull her unusually large head out of her ass and follow suit.
well, lindsay lohan never seems to have this problem. she snorts coke, gets utterly drunk and dances in strip joints with Kate Moss, and no-one seems to bat an eye-lid. strange.
She should hang out more with Lindsay, she’d not only get plastered more often but she’d also get a cracky lookin’ nose!
#4 And that is the difference between Mass and Cali… Well, that and the clams… California, the clams are “beard optional”…
I’d hit it.
Sponge it off with the bar towel…
And hit it again.
#6 – I can think of a few more things that separate Mass from California…
At least Californians don’t have that crazy Mass accent – ugh – it’s so meathead.
Hell – out here in Cali most of us don’t even speak English!
#8 – LMAO
There is a reason why they call them “Massholes” back east…
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LOL!
I guess I don’t speak Spanish either…
She ain’t hot but she’s good enought to bone if she’s a friend and u really need it bad. Lack of T&A hurts her but if she’s nasty that would make up for it.
…their “handler”…
makes them sound like chimpanzees.
Aren’t they??
she is SO not cute. not even remotely cute. and also, since when is underage drinking report worthy or even funny.
Who’s the fat bitch? Is this person famous for something? She looks like every dumb, fat high school chick at the local mall.
I think she looks the cutest in that new movie where’s she’s playing a chick who dresses up like a guy, but that’s just me. But seriously, how dare she be all normal looking. That’s not what celebrities are for.
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The best difference between Massachusetts and Cali is that Massachusetts is old money, and they could give two shits whether you are famous or not. They only care if your last name is Kennedy or Bulger.
Hey Amanda, come to Miami, I know some places we can go. We can be drinking buddies!
Amanda Please! At least this chick has some common sense.
HAHAHAHAHA! Gawker.com said that she sould have worn her Li Lo costume, then she would have gotten WASTED! LOL!
I’d be really sad if I could pass as a boy. Ever.
WTF, so she might have a drink. Like noone else in America had a drink or 2 or 50 before they turned 21. Oh….. she is awesomely cute. It is pretty funny to hear guys that wouldn’t have a chance at anything remotely as pretty as her, bashing her. Guhhhhhh
Oh yay. It’s Kimmie. Can you sense the excitement?
“WTF, so she might have a drink. Like noone else in America had a drink or 2 or 50 before they turned 21.”
I know I did, but I wasn’t idiot enough to go out and try to get alcohol in public. If you’re not 21, unless you’re an A-list star in California, more than likely you will not be served. How much horse sense does it take to figure that out?
So boohoo, cry me a river. Have one of your older friends get you drunk at home if you need it that much, Amanda.
I can’t STAND this girl…what exactly has she done, besides some lame box office flops and that horrible, God-awful TV show on a kid’s network?
Oh, Kimmie darling: You’re a moron. Smooches!
#23 – Oh yay – it’s mamacitaretardaire – can you sense the mental illness?
Ah Kimmie. I love your posts. I get such amusment out of them.
Anyway, I can’t stand this girl, especially her irritating voice! Guhhhh
Kimmie, you still here? I thought you were booed out of here yesterday.
#26 You’re a schmuck. Now shut the hell up.
I LOVE that their “Handler” thinks that by speaking to the manager she can somehow circumvent the law. And is it just me or does this girl look like she’s sotring nuts in her cheeks for the winter?
If she went to nyc she’d get a drink…the problem is Amanda Bynes is barely famous. That’s why she was denied to drink. She looks like Alvin the Chipmunk in her picture!
I think this girl is adorable and a HELLUVA better actress than Lindsay (which, I guess, isn’t THAT hard, but still). She’s actually got really good comedic timing and she (OHMYGOSH!) STAYS OUT OF TROUBLE! Egad! What is the world of Hollywood starlets come to?
It’s hard to believe that back in the day, I got her and Lindsay mixed up. If I ever met Amanda, I’d ask for forgiveness.
I think she deserves a few congratulatory drinks for being in a movie with David Cross. I’m stoked for She’s The Man.
#25, you said it. She looks like a coltish beaver. She was only good in the Amanda show. But she is for the little kiddies. She needs to get out of show biz and go work at the GAP or something. She needs to gain about 15 pounds too.
Oh, and Kimmie “fuck you!” You’re the one that said Amanda Bynes and Tara Ried are “beautiful and talented.” Go to bed already.
#25, you said it. She looks like a coltish beaver. She was only good in the Amanda show. But she is for the little kiddies. She needs to get out of show biz and go work at the GAP or something. She needs to gain about 15 pounds too.
Oh, and Kimmie “fuck you!” You’re the one that said Amanda Bynes and Tara Ried are “beautiful and talented.” Go to bed already.
all she has to do is visit canada, where in most provinces the legal drinking is 19 (it’s 18 in some).
Amanda Bynes face looks like it was inflated with helium—–she looks like Jerry Lewis looked when he was all bloated……she needs to get out of showbizness and open a cake shop…
I wish Amanda Bynes would go on a subway diet. I want the younger Amanda back.
FATTY.