Amanda Bynes had to settle for soft drinks instead of booze on a recent trip to Boston. The 19-year-old actress was carded with her She’s the Man co-stars during dinner at Bonfire. Their handler, Dayna D’Itria, objected, saying, “I spoke to the manager, and I thought we had an understanding.” After IDs were checked, everyone but Bynes ordered cocktails – but the server declined to bring them two drinks apiece as they had ordered. A spokeswoman for Bonfire said, “We abide by Massachusetts state law. We’re not in the business of serving teens alcohol. Especially if they’re ugly.” (last line added by me)
For some reason the thought of Amanda Bynes stumbling around drunk pleases me greatly. Probably cause the thought also includes her stripping naked and calling herself “PenisMonster 5000.” The girl is astoundingly cute, and likes to drink, a combination which generally leads to getting astoundingly pregnant. It’s really only a matter of time. Time and rufies.
The Devil | March 8, 2006 at 12:27 pm
“Astoundingly cute” is correct. Not much else to say.
staticbumblebee | March 8, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Amanda Bynes is NOT cute. Ugh. She looks like a constipated chipmunk.
Lipgloss Assassin | March 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Looks like Miss Bynes will have to get her alcohol the old fashioned way:
befriending fellow bopper Emma Watson/Hermione Granger. If she can do it, Bynes she pull her unusually large head out of her ass and follow suit.
if-its-pink-i'll-take-it | March 8, 2006 at 12:40 pm
well, lindsay lohan never seems to have this problem. she snorts coke, gets utterly drunk and dances in strip joints with Kate Moss, and no-one seems to bat an eye-lid. strange.
gogoboots | March 8, 2006 at 12:53 pm
She should hang out more with Lindsay, she’d not only get plastered more often but she’d also get a cracky lookin’ nose!
azcoyote | March 8, 2006 at 1:10 pm
#4 And that is the difference between Mass and Cali… Well, that and the clams… California, the clams are “beard optional”…
dimestoredetective | March 8, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I’d hit it.
Sponge it off with the bar towel…
And hit it again.
Devil Is Chrome | March 8, 2006 at 1:25 pm
#6 – I can think of a few more things that separate Mass from California…
At least Californians don’t have that crazy Mass accent – ugh – it’s so meathead.
Hell – out here in Cali most of us don’t even speak English!
azcoyote | March 8, 2006 at 1:32 pm
#8 – LMAO
There is a reason why they call them “Massholes” back east…
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Devil Is Chrome | March 8, 2006 at 1:43 pm
LOL!
I guess I don’t speak Spanish either…
WoodyWoodPecker | March 8, 2006 at 1:45 pm
She ain’t hot but she’s good enought to bone if she’s a friend and u really need it bad. Lack of T&A hurts her but if she’s nasty that would make up for it.
tits_on_snack | March 8, 2006 at 1:50 pm
…their “handler”…
makes them sound like chimpanzees.
azcoyote | March 8, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Aren’t they??
katie | March 8, 2006 at 2:18 pm
she is SO not cute. not even remotely cute. and also, since when is underage drinking report worthy or even funny.
sugarbuzz | March 8, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Who’s the fat bitch? Is this person famous for something? She looks like every dumb, fat high school chick at the local mall.
Courtney | March 8, 2006 at 2:42 pm
I think she looks the cutest in that new movie where’s she’s playing a chick who dresses up like a guy, but that’s just me. But seriously, how dare she be all normal looking. That’s not what celebrities are for.
Mr. Fritz | March 8, 2006 at 2:55 pm
es-justo-una-broma-perras-translates-intoits-just-a-joke-bitches-how-about-this-one-ella-es-una-ardilla-listada-que-necesita-la-ciruga-plstica-i-love-insulting-celebrities-in-different-languages
Gillibeanns | March 8, 2006 at 2:59 pm
The best difference between Massachusetts and Cali is that Massachusetts is old money, and they could give two shits whether you are famous or not. They only care if your last name is Kennedy or Bulger.
MeganHarris | March 8, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Hey Amanda, come to Miami, I know some places we can go. We can be drinking buddies!
ESQ | March 8, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Amanda Please! At least this chick has some common sense.
Jacq | March 8, 2006 at 4:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Gawker.com said that she sould have worn her Li Lo costume, then she would have gotten WASTED! LOL!
I’d be really sad if I could pass as a boy. Ever.
Kimmie | March 8, 2006 at 5:58 pm
WTF, so she might have a drink. Like noone else in America had a drink or 2 or 50 before they turned 21. Oh….. she is awesomely cute. It is pretty funny to hear guys that wouldn’t have a chance at anything remotely as pretty as her, bashing her. Guhhhhhh
mamacita | March 8, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Oh yay. It’s Kimmie. Can you sense the excitement?
popcornsuite | March 8, 2006 at 7:03 pm
“WTF, so she might have a drink. Like noone else in America had a drink or 2 or 50 before they turned 21.”
I know I did, but I wasn’t idiot enough to go out and try to get alcohol in public. If you’re not 21, unless you’re an A-list star in California, more than likely you will not be served. How much horse sense does it take to figure that out?
So boohoo, cry me a river. Have one of your older friends get you drunk at home if you need it that much, Amanda.
SparklingStarlet | March 8, 2006 at 7:04 pm
I can’t STAND this girl…what exactly has she done, besides some lame box office flops and that horrible, God-awful TV show on a kid’s network?
Oh, Kimmie darling: You’re a moron. Smooches!
jida | March 8, 2006 at 8:11 pm
#23 – Oh yay – it’s mamacitaretardaire – can you sense the mental illness?
nichole | March 8, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Ah Kimmie. I love your posts. I get such amusment out of them.
Anyway, I can’t stand this girl, especially her irritating voice! Guhhhh
ESQ | March 8, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Kimmie, you still here? I thought you were booed out of here yesterday.
mamacita | March 8, 2006 at 10:35 pm
#26 You’re a schmuck. Now shut the hell up.
Spindoc | March 9, 2006 at 1:22 pm
I LOVE that their “Handler” thinks that by speaking to the manager she can somehow circumvent the law. And is it just me or does this girl look like she’s sotring nuts in her cheeks for the winter?
gogoboots | March 9, 2006 at 2:11 pm
If she went to nyc she’d get a drink…the problem is Amanda Bynes is barely famous. That’s why she was denied to drink. She looks like Alvin the Chipmunk in her picture!
polypam | March 9, 2006 at 6:40 pm
I think this girl is adorable and a HELLUVA better actress than Lindsay (which, I guess, isn’t THAT hard, but still). She’s actually got really good comedic timing and she (OHMYGOSH!) STAYS OUT OF TROUBLE! Egad! What is the world of Hollywood starlets come to?
It’s hard to believe that back in the day, I got her and Lindsay mixed up. If I ever met Amanda, I’d ask for forgiveness.
JohnCameron | March 9, 2006 at 8:06 pm
I think she deserves a few congratulatory drinks for being in a movie with David Cross. I’m stoked for She’s The Man.
LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 10:05 pm
#25, you said it. She looks like a coltish beaver. She was only good in the Amanda show. But she is for the little kiddies. She needs to get out of show biz and go work at the GAP or something. She needs to gain about 15 pounds too.
Oh, and Kimmie “fuck you!” You’re the one that said Amanda Bynes and Tara Ried are “beautiful and talented.” Go to bed already.
LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 10:05 pm
#25, you said it. She looks like a coltish beaver. She was only good in the Amanda show. But she is for the little kiddies. She needs to get out of show biz and go work at the GAP or something. She needs to gain about 15 pounds too.
Oh, and Kimmie “fuck you!” You’re the one that said Amanda Bynes and Tara Ried are “beautiful and talented.” Go to bed already.
nick botulism | March 12, 2006 at 12:10 pm
all she has to do is visit canada, where in most provinces the legal drinking is 19 (it’s 18 in some).
Timmy | July 25, 2007 at 12:19 am
Amanda Bynes face looks like it was inflated with helium—–she looks like Jerry Lewis looked when he was all bloated……she needs to get out of showbizness and open a cake shop…
David Gronseth | August 11, 2008 at 10:03 pm
I wish Amanda Bynes would go on a subway diet. I want the younger Amanda back.
David Gronseth | August 20, 2008 at 7:04 pm
FATTY.