Amanda Bynes is unrecognizable

June 5th, 2007 // 104 Comments
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Amanda Bynes was spotted leaving club Hyde over the weekend looking completely unrecognizable. If the pictures weren’t labeled I wouldn’t even know who this was. Although to be fair, I’m pretty bad with faces. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror I get confused and think I’m looking at Brad Pitt. A lot of women seem to make that mistake too. Hmm, weird.

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Comments (104)

  1. Bern | June 5, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    She looks kind of looks like a bulemic pumpkin with hair.

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  2. The_Squizz | June 5, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    No idea who she is but I’d like to jerk-off all over those legs.

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  3. Josh Simpson | June 5, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    She’s gonna be a fattie in a few years methinks.

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  4. Sky | June 5, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    DECENT!

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  5. Denitsa | June 5, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Amanda who??

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  6. Liz | June 5, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    She’s still alive? Really?
    People still care? Really?

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  7. The Princess Amber | June 5, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    Wow a child star that isn’t a drugged out bulimec crack whore. I love her. I would switch “teams” to be with her!!

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  8. Donkey | June 5, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    It’s time to do a raunchy nude scene Amanda

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  9. Jump_a_dump | June 5, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Mischa, Amanda, Tara, Li-Lo… besides being young and pretty in a creepy kinda way, who the heck are these people? I mean have they done anything remotely good in entertainment? Why do photographers bother wasting their time? They barely qualify as D-list!

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  10. Josh Lavarn | June 5, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    She was only funny on Nickelodeon because that fat ass Dennis Blunden from “Head of the Class” wrote all her lines. No talent B Celebrity.

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  11. Fluffy Butt | June 5, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    @ #9

    stop fucking bitchin! fresh meat is good. those other hookers are all played out.

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  12. thatgirl | June 5, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    YAY! She looks like every other skank in Hollywood now!

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  13. captain obvious | June 5, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Huh? I don’t get it; why is she completly unrecognizable? I recongnized her right away as that girl from the show w/ Jenny Garth. I used to always think she looked really anorexic on that show, but she looks to be a healthy weight now. Is that why she’s unrecognizable? I don’t get it…

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  14. veggi | June 5, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    That’s a BIG mother fucking necklace.

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  15. Laur | June 5, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    i think she had a baby. she was gaining a lot of weight during the last season of that show and they started hiding her stomach behind bags and bigger clothes. yes, she had a kid & she hasn’t lost the weight yet. and since it’s been about 2 years, i think it’s safe to assume she’s okay with not being a stick figure.

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  16. titsonsnack | June 5, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    who the fuck is this.

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  17. fergernauster | June 5, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Don’t get all excited, kidz. It’s still the same plump-cheeked porker teen, albeit with ho-bag-blonde extensions, fake eyelashes & that spray-on-orange shit. Wal-Mart costume jewelry does not a classy starlet make…

    In short, she’s a bitch and a grower.

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  18. yo | June 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Those are some fucking gnarly cheek implants.

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  19. havoc | June 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I have no idea who she is….

    But she’s somewhat hot.

    .

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  20. veggi | June 5, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    Sadly, I liked the movie She’s the man. I’m an idiot like that.

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  21. Miserable Bastard | June 5, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    She’s just a place-holder at Hyde until Lohan goes into withdrawal and ditches rehab and Paris can tunnel her way out of her cell with her mole-nose.

    http://www.ksr.ku.edu/libres/Mammals_of_Kansas/mole.html

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  22. My Left Nut | June 5, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    Damn, I think she looks good. Everyone seems so catty towards any female in Hollywood under 23. They’re not all Paris or LiLo.

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  23. Stoned Bored | June 5, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    #22!

    Boy howdy, would I bend her over.

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  24. julie | June 5, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Never heard of her. She’s cute enough, I guess. At least she’s of normal weight.

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  25. Donkey | June 5, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Wonder what Paris is doing right now.
    I bet half of her day is spent laying in her cell and crying.

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  26. Not Funny SuperFish | June 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    No, when you wake up the morning and look in the mirror you think you’re Akon.

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  27. Dean | June 5, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    “What I Like About You” was actually a decently funny show. Laugh tracks aside, it certainly had its moments.

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  28. @dd | June 5, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    #15 youre an idiot.. and amanda is actually quite the comdeian..if your 13.

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  29. Spindoc | June 5, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Why oh WHY do cute girls like Eliza Dushku and this chick get those nasty cheek implants? They make you all look like post face-lift aging German Prostitutes.

    Seriously, nobody should want to look like Marline Deitrict after the age of 50…hell even Marline didn’t want to!

    P.S. Does Katie Holmes have a penis? Because Tom Cruise says he loves her, and as we all know, he only loves….The Cock.

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  30. lambman | June 5, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    What does Hyde have to do with anything? She wore that exact same outfit on the MTV awards which were broadcast to millions of people, it seems slightly more noteworthy than walking out of a club.

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  31. Bern | June 5, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    Um … the bitch still looks like a pumpkin …

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  32. edb87 | June 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    …annnnnnd I’d hit it. For great justice!

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  33. Beavis | June 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Amanda is the shizzle. Absolute genius! This kid is a workaholic…that’s right pricks…she addicted to work-ahol!

    For the geico cavemen on here who don’t know who she is…WTF?? She had her own sketch comedy show when she was like a fetus…jesus “IMDB” her…if you print it it would be the size of the bible

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  34. wedgeone | June 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    Man, what can you say? Nice legs w/o fucked up knees or feet, nicely shaped REAL cans, face is tolerable.
    Does this mean that she’s graduated from Nickelodeon into porn? I hope so – she could really benefit from a Pete North glazing!

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  35. Cracka | June 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    Im glad she stayed clean and somewhat sober……..

    My kid used to love her show on Nick…..

    Great legs…….

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  36. havoc | June 5, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Just more fodder for the Sunset Strip….

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  37. bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    not too long ago she weighed about 50lbs, so i think she looks good here.

    i doubt she’d get cheep implants. it’s probably just that assload of makeup she’s got on.

    29, that p.s. cracked me up. nice variation of TCLTC.

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  38. Chauncey Gardner | June 5, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Wow. It’s funny – the brother of a friend of mine was her bodyguard while she was filming a movie in Orlando, and he talked about how normal she is. But, this looks like another up-and-coming cock-sucking, coke-snorting, car-crashing skunk-pussy of the Paris or Lindsay variety. The difference is, I’d fuck the hell out of this one.

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  39. Tha-Flash | June 5, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Yeah I would FUCK’ER!

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  40. Boba Fett | June 5, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    I just saw her on some show talking about she’s not like Lindsay Lohan and the other teen hoes…….and how she’s a good girl and goes home early? Isn’t this her leaving one of Lindsay’s hangouts?

    Also, is she legal to bang yet?

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  41. Poroleishon | June 5, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    She´s really pretty.

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  42. BarbadoSlim | June 5, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    It was reported that the Make-Upzooka was set to, clownhore.

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  43. blar | June 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    In the second pic she appears to have a foot growing out of her crotch.

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  44. Michael | June 5, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    She’s got nice legs and a pretty cute body. She looks just the right size to me. It’s a welcome break from stick figure girls who barely have any curves at all.

    I liked her on “What I Like About You.” It’s nice to see a young actress that doesn’t have a vagina shot plastered on the internet.

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  45. Hollywood Agent | June 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    You’re all a bunch of pervs. I have no idea who this person is, but she can’t be a day over 13.

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  46. lalaland | June 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    sure hope she doesnt turn out like the rest of the trashy people on this site.

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  47. lalaland | June 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    #45 try 20/21 youmust not watch nickelodeon (which probably isnt a bad thing, im just saying)

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  48. BarbadoSlim | June 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    @47…AmandaMandaMandamaaaanda Shooooow!!

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  49. lalaland | June 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    shit i need to learn to type everything in one comment

    i must add one more thing, those are not cheek implants people! she’s always had thos little chipmunk cheeks. just look up some of her pictures

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  50. lalaland | June 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    what about All That?? ha

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