To kickoff the weekend here’s a buttload of pictures featuring Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard in a bikini. The shots are from a photo shoot in Hawaii for Triathlete magazine. But who cares? It’s Amanda Beard in a bikini! Which would be a lot more exciting if her face didn’t look, well, like this. The only way my penis could be any more confused is if I suddenly found out Jessica Alba was my sister. And a man.
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Ted from LA | December 14, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Will someone please help this woman with her suit???
woodhorse | December 14, 2007 at 4:44 pm
So what? She’s ugly. There are a lot of ugly women in bikinis.
Texas Tranny | December 14, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I like how the one chick is fondling her ass.
Ted from LA | December 14, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Tom Cruise should have married her. Then he could say, “This is my beard” and nobody would have been the wiser.
Ted from LA | December 14, 2007 at 4:49 pm
I wonder if she is really a man, and has been turned into a woman by a jeannie or some other fucker he pulled out of a bottle. If so, that exlpains the face and the preoccupation with playing with herself.
roastbeef | December 14, 2007 at 4:49 pm
And she is….who??
alex | December 14, 2007 at 4:53 pm
picture 9…. that bikini bottom does NOT fit
also, superfish… some days you have a girlfriend, some days a roommate, today a wife and kids?? make up your mind!
Texas Tranny | December 14, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Gold Medal swimmer, 3 time Olympian.
beardfan | December 14, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I love Amanda Beard. My urge to mate with her is strong.
Sophie | December 14, 2007 at 5:06 pm
It looks like the green suit is being eaten by her ass lol
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 5:09 pm
That brightoned up my weekend.
deaconjones | December 14, 2007 at 5:11 pm
mmmmmm
She looks like a hot trannie….delish
MareyCareyIsAuctioningHerImplantsOnEBay | December 14, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Pornstar Mary Carey has replaced her 36DD implants with 36DDD. She is auctioning the old ones off on ebay. Does that rate a picture and an article? Somebody right now is willing to pay 15k for the old bags of saline. IMHO this would be a fun thing to have a string on. This is a fish thing so cover it.
veggi | December 14, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Just what Jimbo’s been pining for – Amanda Hugginkiss.
detritus | December 14, 2007 at 5:20 pm
That ass makes up for the face.
BunnyButt | December 14, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Pity about the tramp stamp.
combustion8 | December 14, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Guess she doesnt train much anymore, by the looks of her body anyway.
havoc | December 14, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Oh fuck yeah……..
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combustion8 | December 14, 2007 at 5:27 pm
@15 what ass?
her lower back has more ass than her ass.
Maya Naconda | December 14, 2007 at 5:31 pm
“her lower back has more ass than her ass.”
in other words, she’s white
BunnyButt | December 14, 2007 at 5:47 pm
In the last pic on page 3, it looks like she’s getting ready to show that guy her cock…
PunkA | December 14, 2007 at 5:59 pm
I’d tap tap tap that ass too.
But the dude she is with is a tool. A spider web on his elbow? CLASSY.
cowgirl | December 14, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Does this tatoo make my ass look big?
PunkA | December 14, 2007 at 6:03 pm
no, cowgirl, but that cock in your hynie does…..
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 6:04 pm
@23, No you ass i snot big at all!!
Giggles | December 14, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Where have I been? I’ve never heard of her.
Cocquetish cowgirl | December 14, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Awe…PunkA. You’re SUCH a flirt!
cowgirl | December 14, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Hey Jimbo, I hope snot! BTW–I was stating that pretending to be Amanda–I don’t have any tats!
PunkA | December 14, 2007 at 6:09 pm
sure sure. but where does it get me?
cowgirl | December 14, 2007 at 6:11 pm
#29, In trouble? Up a creek without a hynie?
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 6:13 pm
@28 Yes I know you were pretending to be Amanda. I am just saying your ass is not fat!! I would not know about the tats..
big teeth | December 14, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Man she looks good since her days on Married with Children.. I thought she was a lesbian though?
cowgirl | December 14, 2007 at 6:18 pm
what is with that guys pants? Does he have Butt toe?
PunkA | December 14, 2007 at 6:18 pm
trouble? from who? and is it fun?
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 6:20 pm
@32 It is Amanda Bearse from Married with Children and she is a lesbian. Not Amanda Beard. She is an Olympic gold medalist.
Ript1&0 | December 14, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Wow, you really ARE mad, aren’t you?
I’m sorry. This is all bullshit, I know what I want. I’m just pent up. Extremely.
Yeah, and confused. Severely.
cowgirl | December 14, 2007 at 6:29 pm
34, Trouble starts with “T” and rhymes with “G” I don’t know–maybe?
PunkA | December 14, 2007 at 6:30 pm
As long as it involes a deposit, fluids and mammories, it’s all good.
Jimbo | December 14, 2007 at 6:30 pm
@37 What??
Ript1&0 | December 14, 2007 at 6:45 pm
I came here for a reason, damnit, and so far I haven’t proved anything except that I may truly have lost my shit.
Maybe I should just go before I end up twisting my head into spaghetti and there is a build up of so many words and feelings that I am unable to form into anything communicable anymore and I end up catatonic.
fatchikshatin | December 14, 2007 at 6:46 pm
# 19 Queue the angry fat chicks with their “What ass?” garbage. Now go grab a wet wipe porkie….it’s feeding time!
PunkA | December 14, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Left me hanging. yippecayay.
julee | December 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Someone saw their hot kiss photo at interracialconnect.com . It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol.
yipeecayay | December 14, 2007 at 7:32 pm
38–Did you write the “milkshake” song? 39–I know right?
sharpeidude | December 14, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I’d hit that strong!
\?/ | December 14, 2007 at 7:52 pm
She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There’s nothing good there.
\?/ | December 14, 2007 at 7:54 pm
She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There’s nothing good there.
\?/ | December 14, 2007 at 7:55 pm
She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There’s nothing good there.
TheLostGirl | December 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I think she lost something? ;)
Powergirl | December 14, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Wow,
One of the reasons I don’t work out (not that I have to, cause I am so fine),
But this woman, in fact is a man!!
And she has no curves, Yack…
No way, I am never stepping in a Gym….