To kickoff the weekend here’s a buttload of pictures featuring Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard in a bikini. The shots are from a photo shoot in Hawaii for Triathlete magazine. But who cares? It’s Amanda Beard in a bikini! Which would be a lot more exciting if her face didn’t look, well, like this. The only way my penis could be any more confused is if I suddenly found out Jessica Alba was my sister. And a man.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Will someone please help this woman with her suit???
So what? She’s ugly. There are a lot of ugly women in bikinis.
I like how the one chick is fondling her ass.
Tom Cruise should have married her. Then he could say, “This is my beard” and nobody would have been the wiser.
I wonder if she is really a man, and has been turned into a woman by a jeannie or some other fucker he pulled out of a bottle. If so, that exlpains the face and the preoccupation with playing with herself.
And she is….who??
picture 9…. that bikini bottom does NOT fit
also, superfish… some days you have a girlfriend, some days a roommate, today a wife and kids?? make up your mind!
Gold Medal swimmer, 3 time Olympian.
I love Amanda Beard. My urge to mate with her is strong.
It looks like the green suit is being eaten by her ass lol
That brightoned up my weekend.
mmmmmm
She looks like a hot trannie….delish
Pornstar Mary Carey has replaced her 36DD implants with 36DDD. She is auctioning the old ones off on ebay. Does that rate a picture and an article? Somebody right now is willing to pay 15k for the old bags of saline. IMHO this would be a fun thing to have a string on. This is a fish thing so cover it.
Just what Jimbo’s been pining for – Amanda Hugginkiss.
That ass makes up for the face.
Pity about the tramp stamp.
Guess she doesnt train much anymore, by the looks of her body anyway.
Oh fuck yeah……..
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@15 what ass?
her lower back has more ass than her ass.
“her lower back has more ass than her ass.”
in other words, she’s white
In the last pic on page 3, it looks like she’s getting ready to show that guy her cock…
I’d tap tap tap that ass too.
But the dude she is with is a tool. A spider web on his elbow? CLASSY.
Does this tatoo make my ass look big?
no, cowgirl, but that cock in your hynie does…..
@23, No you ass i snot big at all!!
Where have I been? I’ve never heard of her.
Awe…PunkA. You’re SUCH a flirt!
Hey Jimbo, I hope snot! BTW–I was stating that pretending to be Amanda–I don’t have any tats!
sure sure. but where does it get me?
#29, In trouble? Up a creek without a hynie?
@28 Yes I know you were pretending to be Amanda. I am just saying your ass is not fat!! I would not know about the tats..
Man she looks good since her days on Married with Children.. I thought she was a lesbian though?
what is with that guys pants? Does he have Butt toe?
trouble? from who? and is it fun?
@32 It is Amanda Bearse from Married with Children and she is a lesbian. Not Amanda Beard. She is an Olympic gold medalist.
Wow, you really ARE mad, aren’t you?
I’m sorry. This is all bullshit, I know what I want. I’m just pent up. Extremely.
Yeah, and confused. Severely.
34, Trouble starts with “T” and rhymes with “G” I don’t know–maybe?
As long as it involes a deposit, fluids and mammories, it’s all good.
@37 What??
I came here for a reason, damnit, and so far I haven’t proved anything except that I may truly have lost my shit.
Maybe I should just go before I end up twisting my head into spaghetti and there is a build up of so many words and feelings that I am unable to form into anything communicable anymore and I end up catatonic.
# 19 Queue the angry fat chicks with their “What ass?” garbage. Now go grab a wet wipe porkie….it’s feeding time!
Left me hanging. yippecayay.
Someone saw their hot kiss photo at interracialconnect.com . It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol.
38–Did you write the “milkshake” song? 39–I know right?
I’d hit that strong!
She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There’s nothing good there.
She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There’s nothing good there.
She looks about 55 years old, but she is supposedly only 26 years old. Lindsay Lohan looks much younger (and is much prettier) than that hag. Her waist, hips, and bust are all the same size and devoid of curves. There’s nothing good there.
I think she lost something? ;)
Wow,
One of the reasons I don’t work out (not that I have to, cause I am so fine),
But this woman, in fact is a man!!
And she has no curves, Yack…
No way, I am never stepping in a Gym….