That’s Amanda Seyfried’s Vagina

Elon Musk recently claimed our reality is a computer simulation, and to prove that theory, here’s Amanda Seyfried’s vagina that magically showed up today to knock out so many pageviews I can take a sabbatical and no one would even know I was gone. Which is great because now I’ll have more time to press the button in my living room that randomly kills a friend or relative in exchange for a burrito or comic book. Do you guys have one of those? Eh, it doesn’t matter. You’re not even real. *presses button, watches Photo Boy slump out of chair* Dammit, I said no sour cream…

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