Amanda Seyfried & Josh Hartnett Were Banging This Whole Time

March 8th, 2012 // 46 Comments
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Amanda Seyfried has been quietly banging her way through Hollywood, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that Us Weekly reports she’s been banging Josh Hartnett underneath her taxidermy trophy wall since January. And I say no surprise, because like Amanda Seyfried, and now Josh Hartnett, I know you’ve never truly had an orgasm until it’s reflected in the eyes of a dead ocelot. Seriously can’t stress that one enough.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Treomme

    first!

  2. steve canyon

    .and she concidder herself as “Smart”?

  3. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
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    Jazz hands, bug eyes.

  4. Get What You Deserve

    She’s 26 and he’s 33, what is it with young Hollywood girls that have to fuck these older guys?
    If you want to destroy your career then fuck some old has been Hollywood actor. That should be the mantra of every female actress in Hollywood. Are you that fucking desperate for cock that you’ll fuck every loser that reads a book?

  5. Why do I feel like there is someone else entirely inside of her waiting for the right moment to emerge?

  6. Alex

    Speaking of naive women, has anyone seen a post from Randal lately? I miss his delightful insights.

    • Yeah, he’s made a couple comments here and there but not much. Maybe he’s an accountant and tax season has him shut down.

    • Brooke

      I’m pretty sure the real Randall hasn’t been posting since Heidi and Spencer were relevant. I think now it’s just someone trying to make his memory live on.

  7. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
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    All that’s missing from this picture is a plaque with numbers on it and a profile shot.

  8. Buddy the Elf

    Who cares what gash Poindexter is drilling?

  9. OnTheRealThough

    I would like to see what that thang smell like.

    Probably nice & pink too.

    Love her eyes, lips & tits especially.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I love looking at the Amanda Seyfried bending over pics like I’ve haven’t already seen them 7,000 times.

  11. El Jefe

    I love this chick, she is hot, has big tits and is a total slut.

  12. Dan

    Good on ya Josh! I would love to tag that and hang it on my wall…

    Best taxidermy sex joke I could come up with.

  13. Pablow

    All these american actresses goto california and fuck mexicans, why don’t they just goto mexico?

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    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Supercuts?

  15. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
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    No comment on her dating life, but her new movie Gone is just awful. Bad dialogue, bad acting, and when you get the twist at the end everything before that doesn’t make any sense.

  16. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    ain’t nothin’ wrong with that!

  17. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    horrible smile….horrible. looks like my son’s kindergarten picture.

  18. 78900

    keep ur hands off my Josh, god dammit!!!!

  19. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
    Anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought about getting some prescription Rayban Clubmaster glasses but have now changed my mind.

    Josh looks like a pedophile wearing those glasses.

  20. Brooke

    Did anyone else see this and think Madonna’s new plastic surgeon was God Almighty?

  21. well at first I though it was Madonna, so same idea.

  22. Sad Internet

    All the tits in the world don’t make up for political posts.

  23. Ewwww

    Despite her fame and excellent marketing team, Madonna is without question one of THE ugliest women on the planet. Why in the world would anybody try so hard to look like her? A blind man could see how desperate she is to remain young, but even when she was young she was ugly. Just, gross.

  24. Sprmcandy

    Does she do facials?

  25. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
    Krtecek
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    I’d tap that ass so hard.

  26. Amanda Seyfried Josh Hartnett
    Krtecek
    Commented on this photo:

    That poor girl is so ugly.

  27. Amanda Seyfeid is one of the hottest women in hollywood. Hopefully she has a bright nudity-filled future ahead of her. I didn’t know Josh Hartnett was still alive. He must have the moves like Jagger to hook something as sweet as her.

  28. Mah Nikka

    Maybe hugest eyes and littlest eyes will keep banging and produced a normal size eyed baby?

  29. Mah Nikka

    produce*

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