Amanda Seyfried has been quietly banging her way through Hollywood, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that Us Weekly reports she’s been banging Josh Hartnett underneath her taxidermy trophy wall since January. And I say no surprise, because like Amanda Seyfried, and now Josh Hartnett, I know you’ve never truly had an orgasm until it’s reflected in the eyes of a dead ocelot. Seriously can’t stress that one enough.
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hey guess what?! nobody gives a shit
.and she concidder herself as “Smart”?
odds are, she can spell “consider.”
Odds are she can’t, Eric..
Eric shut the fuck up correcting every little fucking spelling mistake. You’re such a cunt bitch.
Joe, you were better off posting as “steve canyon”.
Why is there a period before “and”?
Probably because this douchebag is really forrest gump, who incorrectly uses ellipses in his vain ESL quest to be witty and relevant. I think the headiness of posting under a defunct American comic strip name made him overexcited, so he cut himself off short.
Jazz hands, bug eyes.
She’s 26 and he’s 33, what is it with young Hollywood girls that have to fuck these older guys?
If you want to destroy your career then fuck some old has been Hollywood actor. That should be the mantra of every female actress in Hollywood. Are you that fucking desperate for cock that you’ll fuck every loser that reads a book?
I’d fuck him
26 and 33 isn’t exactly a May-December romance, cretin.
You think a 7-year age difference is too big? Methinks you need to get out and live life and maybe you won’t rant about stuff that doesn’t matter.
Why do I feel like there is someone else entirely inside of her waiting for the right moment to emerge?
Because she looks possessed.
Speaking of naive women, has anyone seen a post from Randal lately? I miss his delightful insights.
Yeah, he’s made a couple comments here and there but not much. Maybe he’s an accountant and tax season has him shut down.
I’m pretty sure the real Randall hasn’t been posting since Heidi and Spencer were relevant. I think now it’s just someone trying to make his memory live on.
All that’s missing from this picture is a plaque with numbers on it and a profile shot.
Who cares what gash Poindexter is drilling?
I would like to see what that thang smell like.
Probably nice & pink too.
Love her eyes, lips & tits especially.
I love looking at the Amanda Seyfried bending over pics like I’ve haven’t already seen them 7,000 times.
I love this chick, she is hot, has big tits and is a total slut.
Good on ya Josh! I would love to tag that and hang it on my wall…
Best taxidermy sex joke I could come up with.
You mean, you don’t want to stuff and mount her?
All these american actresses goto california and fuck mexicans, why don’t they just goto mexico?
he’s not mexican! he’s white lol
Supercuts?
No comment on her dating life, but her new movie Gone is just awful. Bad dialogue, bad acting, and when you get the twist at the end everything before that doesn’t make any sense.
ain’t nothin’ wrong with that!
horrible smile….horrible. looks like my son’s kindergarten picture.
keep ur hands off my Josh, god dammit!!!!
Everyone on earth threw their hands up in the air. And then puked a little at the very idea.
ughhhhh he’s mine lol
I thought about getting some prescription Rayban Clubmaster glasses but have now changed my mind.
Josh looks like a pedophile wearing those glasses.
Did anyone else see this and think Madonna’s new plastic surgeon was God Almighty?
well at first I though it was Madonna, so same idea.
All the tits in the world don’t make up for political posts.
Despite her fame and excellent marketing team, Madonna is without question one of THE ugliest women on the planet. Why in the world would anybody try so hard to look like her? A blind man could see how desperate she is to remain young, but even when she was young she was ugly. Just, gross.
Does she do facials?
I’d tap that ass so hard.
That poor girl is so ugly.
Amanda Seyfeid is one of the hottest women in hollywood. Hopefully she has a bright nudity-filled future ahead of her. I didn’t know Josh Hartnett was still alive. He must have the moves like Jagger to hook something as sweet as her.
Maybe hugest eyes and littlest eyes will keep banging and produced a normal size eyed baby?
produce*