Amanda Seyfried Gets Drunks For All Her TV Interviews, Needs To Marry Me

December 12th, 2012 // 32 Comments

While Anne Hathaway‘s using her vagina to promote Les Miserables, Amanda Seyfried did the next best thing by being a chick with awesome breasts who likes to drink and bang. So basically they hired an angel to promote their movie. An honest-to-God angel. Does Jesus know you’re down here? Not that I’m asking if he’d notice you’re missing or anything. Ahaha! How’d this black bag get in my hand?

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  1. She’s perfect in every way. I don’t drink, but I’d still take her, drunk and all.

  2. EricLr

    You’ll have to fight me for her first, mate! After watching that, I don’t even mind any more that she looks like a human anime character.

  3. Amanda Seyfried Drunk Letterman
    papastryfe
    Commented on this photo:

    Adjusting my vodka-soaked tampon in 3…2…1…

  4. Natty Ice

    Looks like someone is a graduate of the Britney Spears School of Facial Expressions.

  5. karlito

    i apologize, the last time i saw her i commented that i thought she was rather plain looking…she is in fact quite a cutie. she looks better in real life than a still picture.

  6. Amanda Seyfried Drunk Letterman
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t puke. Don’t puke. Don’t pu- Oh god! I taste pizza and orange juice. Why the hell did I buy 100 proof?”

  7. Man / drunkard boner!!

  8. Amanda Seyfried Drunk Letterman
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    thats one hott extraterrestrial

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “A stray line? Curse eh kin wok a stray line, ociffer! No biggy!”
    “Ma’am, I’m just here for security purposes. There’s no need to-”
    “Yea, ell tush ma nose! Dash eeshee! Jus lemme get my balance back, officer. Eh mean ociffer! Em sorry! Em nah drunk, I swure! I meant to shay ociffer! Eh wouldn’t . . . ah, shit!”

  10. Amanda Seyfried Drunk Letterman
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a drunk too…that just makes her sooooo much hotter. MARRY ME!!! (hick)

  11. Juch

    I saw that interview last nite, and was thinking no one is going to remember anything about “Les Miz” except Anne’s beaver and Amanda’s drunkenness. No doubt high school English classes will be flooded with papers next year describing how Hugo’s “Les Miserables” is about “a scrawny chick who get drunk and naked in public”.

  12. Amanda Seyfried Drunk Letterman
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, Hugh Jackman, you are up next! Beaver shots and booze shots have already been taken, so that just leaves bondage and bathhouses for your publicity-forced public embarrassment.

  13. Cock Dr

    Damn she is cute.

  14. catapostrophe

    What drunks does she get for her TV interviews?

  15. KC

    I’d want to be drunk too if I had to talk to David Letterman. It would increase the probability that I’d tell him how much I hate him, but at least I’d be having a better time and maybe I’d actually laugh at one of his jokes for once. Probably not, but you never know.

  16. She’s got good taste in whiskey.

  17. El Jefe

    I want her in the worst way, she is just super awesome.

  18. Martina

    She’s the classic ‘hot mess’
    I’d do her right now

  19. Yeah, but when I get caught being drunk at work, it’s considered a serious issue. How’s that for a double standard? Seriously, can’t a neurosurgeon do a little something to take the edge off?

  20. Rob

    If she was any whiter, she’d be transparent.

  21. JustSaying

    She’s pretty, but I’m not into the whole “I’m an airhead” thing in anyway. Being funny is one thing, but she seems to be a bit over the top…

  22. MissJonesy

    She seems like she would be really hard to get rid of.

  23. hahaha awesome. id have to do the same if i was on tv.

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