Amanda Seyfried Has A Butt

November 29th, 2011 // 54 Comments

So when I collect my Pulitzer, do I need to wear a tux or do they just ship it to me?

Here’s Amanda Seyfried stopping by an animal hospital in Beverly Hills yesterday with her “gay” friend who’s trying so visibly hard to keep up that facade it’s downright commendable. Now if he can just get through this hug without piercing her pancreas. “Slowly… slowly… ALLAH AKBAR! — I saw a construction worker!”

Photos: NPG.com

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  1. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d look at her all day long. Mmm.

  2. oh i know

    “piercing her pancreas”???!?! hahahahahahahahaha, too funny!!!! gosh i love you, fish!!! :)

  3. tom

    This girl is trying too hard.

  4. Dan

    I love her. She is so yummy.

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Paaaaarp!

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    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    No, he’s gay…

  7. Not really, actually.

  8. This chick does nothing for me. She’s got wonk eye and a face that would stop a train.

  9. Parker

    So now it’s Ass Tuesday? What happened to Butt Friday?

    I’ll plug the leak in her back door any time.

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    herpaderp
    Commented on this photo:

    *lick*

  11. Deacon Jones

    Is it wrong for me to say that’s how I prefer my women?

  12. Apparently animal hospitals makes her think of doggy style. I wonder what she does in oyster bars in Vienna.

  13. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    Get over it
    Commented on this photo:

    if…i…just … managed to…slip underneath…unnoticed…ah yes! hits play:
    “Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
    Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
    Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
    Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
    Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
    Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
    Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
    Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
    Now back,back,back it up
    a back,back,back it up
    a back,back,back it up
    a back,back,back it up
    Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
    Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
    Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
    Now stop ( O) then wiggle wiggle wit it
    …wipes face

  14. OnTheRealThough

    I would eat that lil’ plump pale booty tho.

  15. Frank Burns

    Its not quite the level of the infamous Jessica Alba bikini beach chair ass shot, but I’ll take it. Boing!

  16. EricLr

    She looks like a human anime character. And not in a “I’d sure like to fuck you little Yoki” kind of way. More like a “Oh my god, there’s a tentacle in her vagina!!!” kind of way.

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    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    That is no facade. That is a gay.

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    Colostomy Bag
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s brave for cuddling one of the animals there. They can rip your face of if you’re not careful.

  19. So, that’s where her poop comes out. And the humiliating sex happens.

  20. cc

    Naked, facing away from me? Hell yes.

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    ALittleLower
    Commented on this photo:

    Amanda Seyfried is REALLY good at picking shit up!

  22. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay Hover-hand

  23. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    Cooka
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    Is she doing her Courtney stodden impression. Hilarious

  24. Anna

    Allah Akbar? Do you really think that man is Muslim? How ignorant are you?

  25. Proving she is a class act all the way, Amanda Seyfried cleans up the soiled newspapers she spread out to take a dump on.

  26. I’d love to split her like a cord of firewood.

  27. This must be that jobs program Obama keeps rattling on about.

  28. Karen

    She looks a little down(sy) in the face…

  29. forrest gump

    believe it or not: SOME CE:EBRITIES LIKE TO SHIT LIKE THIS, folks!!

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    RightSaidFred
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen this pose a million times, usually done by drunk girls with loose stools coming.

  31. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Paaaaaaarp!!!

  32. Anonymous

    Chick is so pasty white; she needs to Ray-Bans to wipe her ass.

  33. Ron

    every time I read this websites posts, i’m reminded why its called The Superficial.

  34. Anon

    Every human being has an ass. Some have two

  35. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    bonkey dalls
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT is one of the reasons I’m glad to be a straight man.

  36. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    Meanchick
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s called ‘bending over with a purpose.’

  37. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    Past Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lift with your knees, not your back” – at last Health & Safety courses prove their value

  38. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    Peppy Le Pew
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    She is practicing proper lifting technique. Safety first!

  39. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    ploy
    Commented on this photo:

    sexy…

  40. Amanda Seyfried Butt
    hehe
    Commented on this photo:

    yep. pretty sure i’d stick it in that

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    Sandoucheky
    Commented on this photo:

    IN. THE. BUTT.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    haha! is that how she picks shit off the floor, by sticking her ass way out ?

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