So when I collect my Pulitzer, do I need to wear a tux or do they just ship it to me?
Here’s Amanda Seyfried stopping by an animal hospital in Beverly Hills yesterday with her “gay” friend who’s trying so visibly hard to keep up that facade it’s downright commendable. Now if he can just get through this hug without piercing her pancreas. “Slowly… slowly… ALLAH AKBAR! — I saw a construction worker!”
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I’d look at her all day long. Mmm.
“piercing her pancreas”???!?! hahahahahahahahaha, too funny!!!! gosh i love you, fish!!! :)
This girl is trying too hard.
I love her. She is so yummy.
Paaaaarp!
No, he’s gay…
Not really, actually.
This chick does nothing for me. She’s got wonk eye and a face that would stop a train.
You shut your mouth. You’ll fuck her and like it, or so help me…
McFeely’s Law! Shuuuuunnn!
So now it’s Ass Tuesday? What happened to Butt Friday?
I’ll plug the leak in her back door any time.
I thought those things were supposed to rhyme? Tush Tuesday? Fanny Friday?
I think you’re confusing the use of rhyme with the use of alliteration.
Yeah, rhyming would be more like “Bun Monday,” “Cooze Tuesday,” “Bed Wednesday,” “Fur Thursday,” and “Pie Friday.”
*Farts..
*lick*
Is it wrong for me to say that’s how I prefer my women?
I’d sniff her shitter!
Apparently animal hospitals makes her think of doggy style. I wonder what she does in oyster bars in Vienna.
*make*
if…i…just … managed to…slip underneath…unnoticed…ah yes! hits play:
“Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wiggle wit it
…wipes face
Holy shit youre a loser
I would eat that lil’ plump pale booty tho.
Its not quite the level of the infamous Jessica Alba bikini beach chair ass shot, but I’ll take it. Boing!
She looks like a human anime character. And not in a “I’d sure like to fuck you little Yoki” kind of way. More like a “Oh my god, there’s a tentacle in her vagina!!!” kind of way.
That is no facade. That is a gay.
She’s brave for cuddling one of the animals there. They can rip your face of if you’re not careful.
So, that’s where her poop comes out. And the humiliating sex happens.
Naked, facing away from me? Hell yes.
Amanda Seyfried is REALLY good at picking shit up!
Gay Hover-hand
Is she doing her Courtney stodden impression. Hilarious
Allah Akbar? Do you really think that man is Muslim? How ignorant are you?
Proving she is a class act all the way, Amanda Seyfried cleans up the soiled newspapers she spread out to take a dump on.
I’d love to split her like a cord of firewood.
This must be that jobs program Obama keeps rattling on about.
She looks a little down(sy) in the face…
believe it or not: SOME CE:EBRITIES LIKE TO SHIT LIKE THIS, folks!!
I’ve seen this pose a million times, usually done by drunk girls with loose stools coming.
Paaaaaaarp!!!
Yayyyyy, best comment possible!
You sir are gentleman and a scholar
Chick is so pasty white; she needs to Ray-Bans to wipe her ass.
every time I read this websites posts, i’m reminded why its called The Superficial.
Every human being has an ass. Some have two
THAT is one of the reasons I’m glad to be a straight man.
She’s HOT.
That’s called ‘bending over with a purpose.’
“Lift with your knees, not your back” – at last Health & Safety courses prove their value
She is practicing proper lifting technique. Safety first!
sexy…
yep. pretty sure i’d stick it in that
IN. THE. BUTT.
haha! is that how she picks shit off the floor, by sticking her ass way out ?