Amanda Seyfried Would Like Anne Hathaway To Not Stab Her With Her Oscar

March 5th, 2013 // 19 Comments
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If you’re wondering how Anne Hathaway ended up in a nipple dress during her big Oscar night, turns out Amanda Seyfried was going to wear the same dress as Anne causing her to straight flip the fuck out and keep a team of stylists trapped in her house for hours. So now that the whole Internet’s heard about it, and in the interest of self-preservation, Amanda Seyfried tweeted the following to smooth everything over:

Fact: I love you, Anne!

Anne Hathaway has yet to tweet back which probably has a lot to do with her not using Twitter. However, her Oscar keeps begging for an iPhone so it can tweet its friends and, God, it’s so hard to say no to kids these days. “Isn’t that right, mommy’s little golden man? I could never say no to you, no way, nuh uh. Now who’s a good boy who wants mama’s milk? Yes, you’re a good boy. Num num!”

Photos: Getty

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  1. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried Golden Globes
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yea! My dress doesn’t suck. And F’ that bitch be behind me!”

  2. Cock Dr

    Her beatnik husband is probably very jealous of that statue by now.

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    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, how old is Amanda? 20′s?, she looks like Madonna NOW.
    Anne Hathaway looks like Snoopy…sorry, nothing to see here.

  4. schmidtler

    Hey, if Anne won’t do it, I’ll stab Amanda with my ‘Oscar’.

  5. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried Golden Globes
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you ,fuck you very much as a kid I loved Snoopy and so does my friend’s kids, fuck very much.

  6. karlito

    Twitter is for twits and those who tweet are twats.

  7. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried Golden Globes
    Commented on this photo:

    Anna,”I gonna wear the same dress as you Amanda to fuck u up even with little bitty titties!”
    Amanda, “Gob-smack expression of WTF?”

  8. mike

    “Infernal Master, your concubine-in-waiting has recived the golden idol and made the profane sign. Shall we collect on our bargain?”

    “Her mouth is weird. Meh. Nah, let her go.”

  9. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried Golden Globes
    Commented on this photo:

    Amanda is so hot. Congratulations, Anne.

  10. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried Golden Globes
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m just saying that, having seen both of them now, Emma Watson has a nicer fanny than you. You don’t have to fly off the handle about it.”

  11. Have I mentioned how much I hate Twitter? It’s a goddamned public-address system for egomaniacs and the self-delusional.

  12. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried Golden Globes
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “So yeah, I totally flashed my naked vadge while getting out of the limo. Once my anal bleaching is done, I’m going to back out of a limo in a tiny mini-skirt with no panties on. That’s what the public wants to see, right?”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Anne? Anne, we’re all waiting for you in the limo . . . Anne? Anne, it’s really rude to keep us . . . Anne, I think they have enough . . . OK, you’re walking to the after-party.”

  14. anonym

    anne looks like a crazy psycho bitch.

  15. Maria

    Anne Paltrow

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    Kim's Unborn Piglet
    Commented on this photo:

    I will eat all of your souls!

  17. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried Golden Globes
    muscialhater
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I understand why groups of people out there dislike her. Part of me feels bad for her – Hopefully she can figure it out. Apologists would say it’s because they’re jealous of the fame and money – If that’s the case wouldn’t they be jealous of other celebrities for the same reasons? Also don’t understand what’s so big about Oscars as if they’re some kind of confirmation or something. If I was an actor, public opinion and revenues would be my measuring tool – Not a statue from a sample of opinion. Les Miserables was awful to me (musicals are not my thing but there have been much better musicals made) and yet I predicted because it was a musical and because of the names involved it would win awards long before its trailer appeared let alone its release – Unfortunate but I found it all too predictable.
    PS: Anne ..the ‘devil horn’ hand gesture in that pic is disturbing. Don’t sell your soul over anything!

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