Good Morning, Amanda Cerny, And Other News

November 20th, 2013 // 10 Comments

- Tom Cruise and John Travolta opened a new Scientology church in Florida. The end is nigh. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dior hates Jennifer Lawrence. [Dlisted]

- Believe In Your Selfie [theCHIVE]

- Winona Ryder confirms Beetlejuice 2 is probably happening. [Fishwrapper]

- Kylie Jenner is going to be the next Kim. I’m calling it. [tooFab]

- This is why the XBOX One will fail. [BuzzFeed]

- Miranda Kerr‘s ass is just fantastic. [Popoholic]

- Ashley Greene is being sued for burning her condo down. [IDLYITW]

- Sofia Vergara poses for GQ India. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Madonna‘s age is showing. Prepare the Lazarus Pit! [Celebslam]

- Christina Hendrick‘s breasts have to displace gravity. Have to. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim and Kanye eat at Wendy’s. Stars, they’re just like us! [Amy Grindhouse]

- The college buddies Adam Sandler puts in all his movies seem nice. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. JC

    From the post on Kylie “Junior Miss Piss” Jenner:

    “Jennifer Lawrence might be the star of “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire,” but Kylie Jenner gave Katniss a run for her money on the red carpet Monday night at the premiere!”

    I know that, in terms of logic, something can’t really be “falser” or “falsest,” but I declare this to be the falsest statement I’ve seen this week.

  2. Amanda Cerny Bikini 138 Water
    Commented on this photo:

    We just sold our 1 millionth bottle of toilet water(138), “Money Jig.”

    • The shit comes from a Beverly Hills based company called Clairvoyance Inc. It comes in variety of different colored bottles for the consumer to “complement their mood and style with their water”. Of course it’ has been “treated with electrolytes” meaning they add some trace amounts of salt. And of course they use big titties to sell it.

      Suckers. That shit is just LA tap water that runs through a filter and is marked up 1000%.

  3. Amanda Cerny Bikini 138 Water
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I do love this woman’s body, I have to say.

  4. Amanda Cerny Bikini 138 Water
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Fabulous

  5. Amanda Cerny Bikini 138 Water
    Yatz
    Commented on this photo:

    Great body, cute face… WTF is she doing here??!

  6. polk

    I’m also going to start a bottled water company that will have no sales, but will get me laid after I get gullible local bikini contest models to bang me, under the belief they’ve made it big.

  7. yourmom

    “Kim and Kanye eat at Wendy’s. Stars, they’re just like us! ”

    You can take the messiah out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the messiah.

  8. I would have sex with this woman.

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