Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album Is Something That’s Happening In Real Life

The Superficial / June 18, 2013

Seen here in Atlantic City over the weekend (h/t TMZ), Amanda Bynes’ rap album is apparently happening in real life which has to be a first time for something she’s Tweeted. I always thought it’d be the vagina slapping, but that’s probably my natural bias for unorthodox crime fighting. E! News reports:

Amanda Bynes is meeting up tonight with Wyclef Jean to discuss a possible album collaboration, Chinga Chang Records CEO Dan Herman—who will also be in attendance—exclusively tells E! News.
“I think it would be perfect,” says Herman. “Linking the two of them will be something major.”
Wyclef has been very “receptive” to the idea of meeting with Bynes to brainstorm ideas, Hermon says, noting that he’s confident such a pairing would be “great.”
“This album is going to shock the world,” he adds. “She has such a great voice. Singers wish they could hit the notes that Amanda does.”

I like how we’re supposed to pretend this has nothing to do with Amanda Bynes being a bajillion hit sideshow, and everything to do with her suddenly being a phenomenal singer now. In her secret language, maybe, but in people words, not so much. That said, I look forward to her first single, “Ugly Muggle Wuggle Drake Kano Tay Boony (Us Weekly Has Chinese Editors Remix).”

You can almost taste the musical sensation.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com