Amanda Bynes Wore A Green Wig To Court
I’ve basically stopped posting about Amanda Bynes because there’s only so much you can write about her randomly picking people to call ugly and complaining about her eight million nosejobs that exist only in her head. But just in case it’s not clear she’s psychotically after attention, here she is showing up to court this morning in a green wig and jersey for those charges she said she was free from because the police slapped her vagina. Then again, I keep forgetting she’s in New York where I’m sure the judge was just impressed Amanda Bynes didn’t shit on the bailiff’s foot. “You must be one of those new crazy people I’ve heard about,” he probably said.