Amanda Bynes Wants Everyone To Stop Calling Her ‘The New Lindsay Lohan’

April 18th, 2012 // 74 Comments
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Let me start this post by pointing out a few similarities between Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan:

- Both are former child-actors.
- Both haven’t acted in a film since 2010.
- Both are nowhere near as hot as they used to be.
- Both like to party.
- Both have had sex with Wilmer Valderrama. (Honestly taking a shot in the dark here, but the odds are with me.)
- Both have been arrested for DUI and immediately turned around and kept clubbing.

So keeping all that in mind, Amanda Bynes would appreciate if you stop calling her “the new Lindsay Lohan” because apparently being lazy is sexist now. Dames. RadarOnline reports:

Amanda thinks its extremely unfair that people are calling her the new Lindsay Lohan,” a source close to the actress tells exclusively. “Comparisons between the two are just ridiculous as Amanda has never been arrested for drug possession or for stealing anything. Yes, she got arrested for a DUI, but that doesn’t mean that she is headed down the same road as Lindsay. Amanda doesn’t harbor any negative feelings towards Lindsay, she doesn’t even know her, she just thinks it’s sexist that the two are being compared. Men in Hollywood that get arrested for DUI’s don’t face the same scrutiny that women do and that is what really irks Amanda. She isn’t taking the DUI arrest lightly.”

Yes, people are making fun of Amanda Bynes because she’s a woman and not because she got arrested for DUI then spent the next 11 days stumbling out of bars to either back onto curbs while texting or take four hours to make a 3-point turn in the middle of goddamn West Hollywood. It’s all an intricate plot to destroy modern feminism by equating two unfortunate-looking 20-something train wrecks with each other. I honestly don’t know how she figured it out.

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  1. JC

    Just because you’re taking the local two lane that just happens to parallel The Lindsay Lohan Expressway doesn’t mean you aren’t on the same road.

  2. More like the new Jocelyn Wildenstein, if you ask me.

  3. Iunk

    Both born in 1986

  4. Angie

    Booze really does make you bloat!

  5. Mr. Ronny Davis Jr.

    Her thumblike nose has always been a turnoff for me.

  6. Amanda is completely, totally, 100% right. Because of freckles. That’s logic and you can’t argue with that.

  7. Yaya

    Amanda had her own show “The Amanda Show” and I loved every second of it :D

  8. Mike Walker

    unfortunate-looking … lol

  9. brit

    Stop calling me the new Lindsay Lohan. Look at my cleavage, bandage dress and fat hips: I’m the new Jennifer Love Hewitt!

  10. Bonky

    I don’t know what it is but she is really not attractive anymore. I like her body overall, boobs could be nicer, but that face is getting too puffy and almost like a mask. Either she had some kind of work done or she is really aging poorly.

    • Schmidtler

      Have you considered the possibility that you’re a pedophile, and find yourself no longer interested in women after they’ve reached puberty?

      • kimmykimkim

        I think the fact that he does NOT like the puffy face would tell us he’s not a pedophile. Unless he likes his kids malnourished.

    • Agreed – it looks like she bought herself some cheekbone filler or something. Even with weight gain, and I sure won’t diss her for that, her face just looks swollen overall.

  11. Boner

    Would smash

  12. Id be more worried about how fat I am going to be in 10 years and how many men have dumped me.

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    She’s starting to look like ‘the old Jennifer Love Hewitt’

  14. Archie Leach

    An ex-child actor that’s washed up in Hollywood Amanda Bynes complaining about being compared to Lindsay Lohan and an ex-child actor that’s on a fast-rising trajectory in Hollywood Mila Kunis vehemently denying she’s dating an asshole douchebag.

    I don’t see the difference.

  15. Hey Sup

    First of all tits.

  16. Johnny P!

    Okay, cool!
    So next time she gets arrested for DUI (stopwatches on….. NOW!),
    let the media compare her booking pic to Nick Nolte’s, with captions like “You Can’t Tell Them Apart!” “Which Is Which?” or “Separated At Birth?”
    Then let’s see how long it takes her to ‘issue’ a ‘statement’ along the lines of: “That is SO unfair and sexist! I look NOTHING like him! I’m wayyy more like…uhm… Lindsay Lohan?”

    • ….I see a pattern developing here. Females seem to be more and more inappropriately pulling the “Pussy Card” surpassing the amount of blacks that still inappropriately pull the “Race Card”

      Has feminism become the new Black???
      And if so— where do Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson fit in in all of this???

  17. devil's advocate

    I’ll take Lilo over this crotch rash any day

  18. people have been calling her “old” for so long that calling her the “new” anything must really confuse her.

  19. devil's advocate

    I should also add, for the dudes out there, that this “dress” is pretty much a girdle with all kinds of restrictive inner panels. Amanda Bynes doesn’t have a hot body. She has a body that has been squished into a very small dress. And, no, I am not a hater. I just think optical illusions are unfair.

  20. Marcelo Pereira

    Both are born in 1986.

  21. Crissy

    Who IS this Amanda chick anyways and why would anybody compare her to Lindsay?! I mean, yeah Lilo IS a reck but at least she was relevant at SOME point!

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    Commented on this photo:

    People have a right to go out and dance in America, not sure what your problem is.

  23. Yoyoma

    People have compared Chris Brown to Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen. Compared to that, Amanda and Lindsey are practically the same person.

  24. bondbabe

    Then perhaps she should stop emulating Lindsay!

  25. kimmykimkim

    Well, then we could always call her the new Charlie Sheen or maybe the future Whitney Houston. Oh wait, that’s sexist. Ok, the future Thomas Kinkade or whatever. Wait, he actually had a skill…

  26. kimmykimkim

    But mostly, fuckin’ weh!!

  27. Admittedly, there are minor similarities but about the only woman in America who wouldn’t be insulted to be compared to Lindsay Lohan is Casey Anthony.

  28. these shoes make me walk right

    Ok. who is the thumbs down bandit?
    i am looking at you,
    Yaya (a.k.a. Amanda Bynes)

  29. Dannuuuu

    If she’s really going Lohan on us, she should turn lesbian at some point and hopefully hook up with Lohan herself. Now that would be something to watch.

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    Fish is funny
    Commented on this photo:

    lol@ don’t click here if your name’s Amanda Bynes.

  31. modemscrotum

    she kinda looks like she would be a great fuck

  32. El Jefe

    It is called being scared straight Amanda.

    Now stop drinking and driving and texting dumbass, there are other people out there on the same roads as you that want to live.

  33. Mr Obvious

    She’s right, she’s not Lindsay. Lindsay had a shot at having a real career and had better tits.

  34. just say'n

    Actually Lindsay has more movie credits and just as many TV credits to her name as Amanda. Amanda is more of a TV actress than a movie actress. Of course Amanda chose to retire, while Lindsay has pretty much had it forced on her through her actions (or inactions).

  35. Da Cheese

    I’d ride Amanda like Seattle Slew

  36. Donald Duck

    Flat faced bitch. Looks like she took a skillet to noggin.

  37. Michael

    I’d say if she gets a third strike, then we’ll compare her. I know bringing America’s past-time into this is absurd, but I used to like Bynes at one point. But one more time, and she’s dead to me. She’ll even be dead if she keeps up her shit.

  38. KumaTenshi

    Stupid ass woman, bitching/whining about stuff like this is EXACTLY what Lindsay did/does on her path to infamous nowhereness.

    And how the fuck is it SEXIST?? Stupid twat doesn’t even know the meaning of the word.

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    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    We’re sorry that you are the new Lindsay Lohan.

  40. Buffy

    Stay tuned tomorrow when Lindsay Lohan reveals she is insulted that Amanda Bynes doesn’t want to be compared to her. Lindsay states through her publcist “Amanda is a great talent and I appreciate the trouble the media is giving her becausea few small problems. I am surprised and shocked to read that Amanda is upset about being compared to me but I understand the issue. Amanda is her own person and uniquely talented in her own way. Something something something mom fill the rest in later”

    Join us for more episodes of Shit You Left In The Toilet.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please, don’t call me the new Lindsay Lohan, call me the new, fatter Lindsay Lohan.”

  42. GeM

    Who gives a shit how Amanda Bynes feels about anything?

  43. Linda

    She looks really good now. I love her and I love LargePeopleMeet

  44. Kodos

    you’re right; even Lindsay wouldn’t sink so low as to spread for dirty kaffirs…

  45. judging you

    In her defense she doesn’t look older than her own mother. Also she isn’t a Lohan so I don’t think she can ever compare to Lindsay, not enough Gin in the DNA you know?

  46. ben darules

    similaritiy 1 entails number 3 :()

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    Wo I haven’t seen this chick since All That, what the fuck happened to her face.

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    Usually these strappy dresses make your boobs look amazing… I spot a wanderer.

  49. Amanda Bynes Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    what happened to her face?

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