Amanda Bynes Is A Master of Stealth

The Superficial / May 31, 2013

“They can’t find us in the air, Benjamin Franklin. To the zeppelin!”

Apparently after her arrest and court hearing, Amanda Bynes bolted to Buffalo because trampolines. TMZ reports:

“Amanda had to sign a waiver,” Sky Zone owner Rhonda See tells TMZ. “She has the same DOB and same tattoos … she checked in using her middle name and same last name. She did not use ‘Amanda.'”
Witnesses say Amanda was disheveled, frantic and distracted when she arrived around 7:15PM, asking guests to delete pictures and bumbling around during the tutorial.
“She wasn’t really listening,” fellow patron Christopher Zukas tells TMZ. “She kept leaving the group to go set stuff down and would come back. During the jumping she wasn’t able to follow the rules and was even knocked over by a fitness instructor teaching a class.”
Other witnesses say she calmed down after 20 minutes and happily bounced for about an hour — seemed to be having fun — then left in a waiting car.

Of course, if you were on the Internet at all yesterday, you probably know all about the trampolines and possibly that Amanda claims this is an impostor hired by Perez Hilton. Fortunately, she’s developed a foolproof plan to get the paparazzi off her scent: Telling people in Buffalo they’re not in buffalo. TMZ again:

The footage was shot by a self-described “fan” who tells us he noticed Bynes wandering around aimlessly … sporting huge sunglasses and a brown wig … and decided to strike up a conversation with her.
The woman never denies that she’s Amanda Bynes — but when asked why she’s in Buffalo, she repeatedly tells the photog, “We’re not in Buffalo.”

If it’s NOT Bynes in the video … it certainly would be a helluva coincidence — ’cause the lady in Buffalo doesn’t just bear a striking resemblance to Amanda, she also has the same tattoo on her arm.

Look, I got into this yesterday, but if Amanda Bynes really is working on an epic troll, she’s going to have to come to terms with the fact that Joaquin Phoenix let a man shit on his face. That’s where the bar is. So either get your Hot Carl on, or knock it off and go see a therapist before the people listening in your shoes find you. They hear everything, Amanda. Everything…

Yup, I helped here.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ