Amanda Bynes Smokes So Much Pot She Talks To Herself In A Secret Language

April 25th, 2013 // 47 Comments
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When we last left Amanda Bynes she was suing Us Weekly for being ugly and/or Asian which now seems pretty impressive considering she spends the majority of her time walking around her apartment complex talking to herself in a secret language while checking smoke detectors for bugs. RadarOnline reports:

The former Nickelodeon star has been “spotted wondering (sic) the halls of her New York City apartment building at all hours of the night. She talks to herself in language that in non-sensical and has been hearing voices. Amanda is also extremely paranoid and thinks there are tracking devices in the smoke alarms in the apartment. She looks completely disheveled and she is scaring some of the other residents in the building with kids,” a source told exclusively.
As previously reported, Bynes’ has also been smoking a lot of marijuana.
“Amanda’s increasingly disturbing behavior is related to the fact that she smokes pot. It makes her more paranoid and instead of mellowing her out, it does the opposite. Amanda begins talking faster and just can’t seem to sit still,” an insider previously told us.

In related news, as of yesterday, Amanda Bynes now prefers the media only uses photos from this almost year old set when she would walk around LA looking dazed as shit before getting behind the wheel of a steel killing machine that she turned into a delivery system for a drug that makes her talk to toaster ovens. “Eh, people die all the time. Look how skinny those legs are!” – Voices 1-17 in Amanda’s head.



  1. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    Can’t they involuntary commit her to a mental health facility? This really is sad…

    • Anonymous

      No, not unless she is a harm to herself or others. Strange behavior does not mean she is harming herself or others.

    • It is nearly impossible for a relative (including a parent) to get an adult committed to a mental health facility if they don’t agree to it. I had a friend whose son was diagnosed as schizophrenic, who refused to take his meds, and would have schizophrenic episodes. It finally got to where she got a restraining order against him, and had him arrested for attempting to break into her home. She let him sit in the Psych Ward of Rikers for two weeks awaiting trial (she refused to post bail), and had him agree to self commit for three months before she would drop charges.

  2. In all seriousness, if I had a daughter that was acting this way, I would boot the door in and drag her kicking and screaming to a mental institution.

    We had someone at work snap like this, and they get crazier by the day.

    • Smapdi

      Ever consider adopting a 27-year old actress? If its not a family member getting her committed, it will be NYPD after something bad goes down.

    • Yeah, this is sad as fuck all now. I was enjoying the break from Lohan posts wondering if Bynes will next be found naked over Drake’s bed sexy-talking in Klingon after letting herself in through his chimney. But this chick is straight-up schizo & appears not responsible for her own fucked-up actions, unlike LoHo.

  3. Richard Zinyah

    Marijuana…… laced with PCP

  4. Andy Kaufman lives?

  5. JC

    I’m calling it: She has schizoprenia, as in the actual clinical diagnosis, not just “bitch be crazy.” 25 years old is the average age of onset, paranoia and auditory hallucinations are common symptoms, and using drugs and alcohol is a common way of self-medicating. If anyone actually cares about her, they’ll get her to a doctor for proper treatment before she hurts herself.

  6. Smapdi

    Can’t tell if she’s a paranoid schizophrenic who smokes weed – possibly in an attempt to self-medicate – or if the weed is making her paranoid, or both. She moved away from her family in California, perhaps in part to avoid rehab or being 5150′d. There’s probably a long, sad trail of going into and out of treatment facilities in her future.

  7. This just makes me sad to read about her getting worse and worse every day. Does nobody care? Can’t we make an exception to the rules just this once? Look , I know that our Celebrity Dead Pools are supposed to be locked down by January 1st, but this is 73 points we’re talking about.

  8. Cher X

    You know, I’m not anybody’s Mom, but you’d think her parents would at least attempt to help her. They’re sitting on their butts going “I can’t do nothing.”

    Maybe she was like Lohan, just a meal ticket for them?

    • How do you know what her family has attempted/is attempting to get Amanda some help? Given that she is an adult and almost 3,000 miles away from them, intervening in her daily affairs could very well be impossible…
      Unless you know something the rest of us aren’t aware of…

    • Karl

      Or maybe she’s lashes out at them like most addicts do when you try to tell them they have a problem. Telling an addict he or she as a problem, let alone one who has mental problems, is easier said than done. Trust me, I’ve been there. I’ve given up trying to help a family member because it was ruining my health. Haven’t spoken to him in years. As long as he doesn’t end up dead, I really couldn’t care less about how he leads his life. I’ve got my own problems and responsibilities to attend to.

  9. linda

    c’mon people, this isn’t the 50″s. pot doesn’t make you so paranoid that you think you are being watched or even talk in wierd languages. either she is mentally unstable or it is being sugarcoated because she is doing crack or meth, those are the drugs that cause schizoid actions. call it what it is.

  10. jim eh

    This whole thing stinks, she looks like she’s working for an anti-drug organization.

  11. Where are her parents? I know she’s an adult but there’s been no sign of her parents trying to help her. Do they even give a fuck?

    There’s a lot of things we don’t know about this.

    • Karl

      Yes. In my experience, there’s just so much one can do to help. When it starts to affect your own physical and mental health, you have no choice but to break the ties.

  12. Do you know what the best thing about Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes is? Jamie Spears. Yes, Britney’s father is the only thing keeping Britney from leading this over-privileged and under-loved posse over the cliff. I don’t know what he has to do to keep her away from the golf clubs and hair clippers, but it’s working.

  13. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    Seriously? Who the fuck talks to themselves and makes up a language when they’re high off weed? She looks like a fucking crackhead so clearly this is more than that. A bad case of meth or bath salts would be my guess!

    • Nubcake

      People who are bipolar and in a manic episode have those symptoms from weed consumption. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on here. Poor girl needs some serious help :(

  14. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    I can´t focus on anything but the nails…
    Bright pink,one is broken,and she´s also painted part of her little finger…who did her nails? A toddler? Even the shape is awful.

    What happened to her? o.0 She used to be cute,now she looks like she´s trying to morph into octmom.

  15. Aggie

    There is definitely something other than pot at work here. Yes certain strains of marijuana can cause paranoia and anxiety in some people, but not on this level. She’s using something much harder; my guess is she’s abusing prescription drugs. People think just because they’re legal and a doctor prescribes them makes them safe and it’s just not true. People can really fuck themselves up with them.

  16. beer for thought

    well apparently using weed can bring out schizophrenia in a predisposed person…meaning they would have gotten it anyways but weed jump starts the process, .that’s really the only possible link here, weed alone can’t do THAT.
    She’s either mentally ill or on drugs those are literally the only 2 possibilities, so either way she needs some fucking help already!

  17. I don’t get it. They say her parents can’t do anything because she’s legally an adult. So is Britney, but her dad was able to do something about her.

  18. meh

    If the comment about the Asian women is true, I feel for Amanda. Asian women with low self-esteem are the most vicious bitches out there.

  19. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    WTF have they done to weed since the last time I smoked it? I just got really thirsty, and hungry and then became totally convinced the cops were coming to my house….RIGHT THEN! but I did it all in English, not some fucked up imaginary language. Curb the crazy, and eat some pizza rolls like the rest of us, Amanda. Shit.

  20. Mama Pinkus

    look, I like knocking about on The Superficial as much as anyone here but at a certain point, tormenting the desperate is no longer entertaining – please let up on this gal……

  21. NORML

    Remember folks…

    Vote for the legalization of Marijuana in your next election !!!

  22. justsayin'

    I think it’s not very wise for you people to comment such things about her mor make diagnoses because we don’t REALLY know what is going on in her life.(of course there are the tweets and everything but it doesnt really prove anything does it?)..and in addition i really think too that all the gossip websites etc are not the most reliable source BECAUSE they aren’t always telling the truth and sometimes these gossip articles are just a bunch of presumptions. But of course there can be a tiny little truth in there somewhere but anyways we should take under consideration the fact that this article for example might not be very trustworthy.p.s by the way sorry for my english skills wether there were some mistakes that i can’t see

  23. jason

    I can honestly tell you 100% weed does not make you like that. She is probebly smokeing it to try and keep herself “down” from some other crazy shit she is doing.

  24. anon

    You know Jennie Garth is laughing up a storm somewhere when she reads shit like this.

  25. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
    Commented on this photo:

    is the front of the car smashed in?

  26. cko

    I smoke a lot of pot. It so far has not “made” me paranoid or schizophrenic. It sounds more likely that Amanda is doing some meth/coke etc something of the like. Especially the talking in a fake language. She is having a mental breakdown. Where are her friends and family? Doesn’t anyone love her enough to have an intervention?

  27. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    Amanda is AWWWWWWWWWESOME….!!!!! It’s a shame that she is going through tough times like we all do and have….but, hang in there lady and you will survive and be stronger from it all…!!! Sure wish I could meet you in person….?

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