After her first hit and run case was re-opened and Amanda Bynes hit even more cars, the DMV miraculously suspended her license which almost made her completely different than Lindsay Lohan. Except Sunday night Amanda decided to hit the clubs, so despite having a suspended license, she took her Deathmobile out for a spin only to get pulled over for not having her lights on where naturally the police hauled her to jail because she’s so not like Lindsay, you guys. The LA Times reports:
Los Angeles police officers stopped Bynes in the Hollywood area and informed her she was driving without lights after dark, police said. LAPD Lt. Andrew Nieman said the officers informed Bynes for safety purposes and are not required in such cases to ask for or to run a driver’s license. They did not do so in this case, he said.
“But those other cops let me go the last time! Gawd. Wait until my lawyer Barack Obama hears about this. He’s black.” – Amanda Bynes after running you the hell over.
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L.A. cops are so polite, if you’re white.
Or if you let them jerk off onto your breasts, “Bad Lieutenant” style!
I don’t think I make that kind of money though Christena. I’m just not willing to do the scat shows like you and your camwhore friends…
That could be a rap line.
If Vanilla Ice was Making a comeback maybe.
There are a few celebs that legitimately need rehab. She is one of them.
I’d like to have an unrestrained, head on collision with her fun bags.
As he is busy trying to keep his job, Barack Obama no longer handles undoubtedly right-wing fueled injustices perpetrated upon innocent celebrities. Obama now delegates such investigations and defenses to his lieutenant, Senator Johansson of the Jiggle Party.
That’s a long way to go for a joke. Tighten it up a little.
I’m too lazy for that. You can just read it faster next time.
Her entire head must be just one giant suck machine. That’s the only way she can be such a moron and still get work in Hollywood.
Well, there was the whole Hollywood child prostitution ring she was part of. She’s probably been sucking cock for the better part of 2 decades at this point.
You’re right, Josh. I’ve completely forgotten about the child prostitution ring.
To STILL get work in Hollywood? Hollywood is full of retards, she fits right in!!!
Yes, that’s what we need clogging our overcrowded jail system – white girls who don’t know how to drive. That should only require the construction of maybe about ten thousand new prisons around the county. But the cost is not an issue, since all the celebrity bloggers willl pitch in.
Nah, all that’s needed is an anklet and house arrest for ridiculously overentitled fuckwits like her who’ve lost their driving privileges and still think they can get behind the wheel whenever they fucking well please. She has the driving skills of a spastic one-armed baboon on crack, and since I live in LA I want this bitch’s wheels chocked – get her off the road before she kills someone.
This is not the advertisement Rusnak was hoping for.
If she has limited driving privaleges where she can drive back and forth to school, work, church and all her paperwork is in order the cops can let her go as long as she was in those parameters. Im in the same boat right now and got pulled 2 weeks ago but all my paperwork was good and I was on my way home from work. The cop looked at my stuff and let me go. Although I think I was profiled, I gave him no reason to run my plate. I went by him at an intersection with a green light and was doing the speed limit and he whipped in behind him unprovoked and then eventually lit me up after running my tag
Church? Yeeea, that’s one of the places she goes to regularly. The Church of Holy Blowies.
I’ll pull her over on the side of the road. Threaten to take her to jail. She’ll say: “Isn’t there anything I can do to make you let me go.” pushing aside her blouse to reveal her ample cleavage. I say “Well I think we could work something out.”
We fuck in the back of her car, steaming up the windows “Titanic” style. I consensually penetrate every available hole, because this most likely won’t happen again. I can’t hold anything back. She enjoys several orgasms as I keep pushing into her, stopping only to make out with her and perform oral sex.
Finally with a few more frantic thrusts we both cum, me emptying my seed into her as her body trembles. We fall back exhausted. After a 15 minute break. We clean ourselves up and go our separate ways. These days, I find myself listening intently for her name to comes across my scanner. Hoping to relive that magical night.
whoa, whoa, whoa…. hold on there, zaloog.
nobody wants to watch you jerk off.
You sure about that?
you should write twilight fan fiction.
It’s decent, but I wrote it off the top of my head. What do you think about it?
I just replace “her” with him and everything you’ve written sounds completely gay.
MOAR SPARKLY VAMPIRES!!1!1!!!
I think I read a longer version of this in Penthouse Forum many years ago.
Sparkly Vampire Porn … gee that’s all we need … Add in Vince from the Slap Chop/Shticky commercials and you have a veritable smorgasorg of annoying fuck scenes…
Gonna take a while to get the taste of that traffic stop out of her mouth.
I would let her go too with breasts like that.
Given her proclivity for hitting things, she should shop around for a good used Saturn with the deformable panels. There must be a few left in CA.
Man i don’t know where those big ol titties came from but i sure am glad she deceided to share them with us all, she can look as hooker-ish as she likes with those things in front thats all anyones goning to see, boy o boy do i like
I’d enjoy a fender bender with her.
i’m hoping for a rear-end collision.
Exactly, I think Gary Grant fails to see that Amanda Bynes is the one hittin’ it from behind. More maybe he likes that….
Well, I’m glad at least it isn’t a 7-series. It’s a measly 3-series.
Give the girl a break, she hasn’t worked in years.
It’s actually a 5-series:
http://www.bmwusa.com/standard/content/vehicles/2012/5/default.aspx
She’s obviously spiraling out of control but I would still bang the shit out of her.
LAPD are such putos. I fucking hate them. Never have I been stopped and not asked for my license, sure they didn’t give me a ticket but they always ask for license.
In other news, we finally have an answer to the question “who’s a girl gotta blow around here to get break?”
I have no doubt that Amanda has done a lot of “community service” to clear her driving record.
WOW. TITS!
Huh? Where’d my drink go?
Grabbing for the camera? that is sooo 2010. Lindsay would have blown him until he offered to testify he was driving her car the next time she runs someone over.
Miley, is that you?
I kind of wish that beat up Beemer would never go away. She needs to get it out of impound and have someone else drive her around in it.
its lindsay lohan 2.0
why does the word titfuck keep popping into my mind,,,,and why are my underpants getting tighter and my dong feels all tingly…