Amanda Bynes Robbed Her Weed Dealer

July 23rd, 2013 // 26 Comments
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Because Amanda Bynes‘ decision making skills are influenced by a flying armadillo only she can see, her weed dealer has stopped making deliveries to her apartment after she allegedly robbed his stash while he was taking a leak. Radar reports:

“He didn’t realize at first because he’s a delivery weed service, but when he went in his bag he saw his stash was missing. She even replaced it with empty weed jars!”
The source tells Radar that not only has Amanda lost her marijuana delivery service because of it, but she better watch her back.
“He won’t go to her anymore,” the source said.
“And she could end up really getting screwed by these guys. They’re good dudes, but you don’t steal from drug dealers!”

Just a heads up, anonymous source, you don’t get to use the term “good dudes” to describe drug dealers that are probably going to beat the shit out of a woman whose 5/8ths retarded. I don’t care how super chill they are to smoke with, or if one of them works part time at the raw food store. This isn’t Weeds where everyone makes up and has a laugh at Andy making foot porn. Unless Amanda Bynes is making foot porn, in which case, they should probably steal that and sell it to me because I just remembered drug dealers actually are good dudes. That other stuff was a typo.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. You ever rob a weed dealer……ON WEED?!

  2. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please direct all questions to my publicist, Mr. Wiggles.”

  3. What kind of drug dealer leaves his stash with the junkie while he takes a leak?

    This doesn’t exactly sound like a clash of criminal masterminds.

    • Exactly. He’s a fucking idiot.

    • o0

      People who smoke pot are not junkies. And people who smoke pot usualy don’t behave like Bynes either. Don’t bringdown Marijuana, it’s not to blame. People who are strung out of real drugs might steal for their habiit, but most pot heads do not.

    • All of them. Because anybody with a shred of sense knows what an absolutely fucking sweet deal it is to have your super kind weed delivered right to your place, and would never do anything to fuck that up. What about the converse – who takes their weed into the bathroom for a 2 minute squirt?

  4. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems fine.

  5. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Awe, look at the cute face on that little dog.

    Amanda’s puppy is ok too.

  6. cc

    The dog’s escape plan was in place until she tricked him by taking a different route to court.

  7. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    “Not my fault…the dog ate my weed.”

  8. Slappy Magoo

    Yeah, hiding behind an eight pound dog. That…that oughta work…

  9. Someone needs to save that dog. And I mean the DOG.

  10. YaY?

    That poor little dog deserves a better owner.

  11. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Woman, I am not a paparazzi shield!”

  12. I hope she was at least whistling “Farmer in the Dell” when she did it.

  13. broduhjenner

    something tells me this “source” is kai the hitchhiker, dude.

  14. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    That poor fucking dog.

  15. Beer for thought

    So… let me get this straight;
    There is such a thing as a “weed delivery service”? OK, so… not just your dealer stopping by your place as a favor, but an actual delivery service? this exists, alright. Now this guy leaves his stash with AMANDA BYNES while he goes piss and then he just leaves without checking if said stash is still intact and then oh shit, notices it’s gone. So then he just says fuck it and doesn’t go back to get it?! So many nopes I can’t even…. I’m calling BS on this one. Unless this guy is the dumbest person to ever sell weed, and don’t get me wrong someone who would think being a self proclaimed weed delivery guy is a good idea would most definatly be in the running…… In what universe would this scenario happen? Oh right, Hollywood.

  16. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody get that poor dog away from that lunatic!

  17. Jenn

    Something tells me Weed Delivery Guy tests his own product a little too much if he’s leaving it unattended in the room with Wiggie Bynes.

  18. Scott

    whose? don’t you mean “who’s”? Come on Fish you’re an amazing writer!! No excuse for that!!

  19. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    i have seen the black burning abyss. i no longer fear death.

  20. Amanda Bynes Wig Dog
    kery
    Commented on this photo:

    what kind of dog is that little pet? I´m curious.

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