Amanda Bynes Really Wants Attention

March 8th, 2011 // 118 Comments

Over the summer Amanda Bynes quit and then unquit Twitter within the span of three weeks presumably after realizing she has nothing better to do. So keeping with that theme, she decided to tweet provocative photos of herself last night which I’ve posted here because this place has always been a showcase for famewhores and breast emporium. Also, I’m not about to discourage any struggling celebrity who wants to take bikini photos for attention. That’s called job security. In the meantime, I like how Amanda carefully masked her face in each shot because I actually sat through Easy A and spent most of it wondering why they made her character a burn victim. Just seemed unnecessary.

Photos: Twitter

superficial

  1. boing

    show me the nippy.

  2. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I blame Glee for all of these 12 and 13 year olds for dressing up as girls. Oh, and the movie Ladybugs.

  3. Cock Dr

    This is the most feeble “celebrity” cry for attention I think I’ve ever seen.
    Release a sex tape for famewhore redemption. At least show off them twins.

    • Deacon Jones

      Agreed.

      I think I get more turned on reading the ingredients on an Eggo carton.

    • The Critical Crassness

      She could at least follow the “Lindsay Lohan” plan and pose for some semi-nude, nude and simulated sex pictures….this is pathetic but so is she!
      At this rate she should just re-retire!

  4. I have no idea who she is or what she’s supposed to be famous for, but I like the picture.

  5. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    hmmmmm, born april 1986. (gets out abacus.) makes her almost 25. i can feel good about my boner!

  6. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Nickelodean – finding Charlie Sheen’s whores of tomorrow, today.

  7. oh com on girl. you want attention, you should have done what Lindsay and Britney did.

  8. Caustic

    why*

  9. TheJoaker

    If she’s a burn victim, point me towards the nearest ward. I’m willing to bet shes at least twice as hot as any girl you had been with despite your admittedly strong pick-up line of “I work at a site that’s pretty much perezhilton lite. We’re straighter, but just as bitchy”

  10. Jenny

    Is that an engagement ring on her left hand? Is she engaged, cause the guy probably wouldn’t want her whoring herself on the Internet.

  11. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    BENWAW
    Commented on this photo:

    AMANDA PLEASE—–BLOW ME
    DAMN SHE IS HOT

  12. noooooooooo

    Celeb flash photos are right up there with blurry gadget finds. Seriously, did she forget to pay the electric bill or something? It’s possible not to cover 40% of the photo with white space

  13. Eric

    Nice little cans.

  14. Cardinal Fang

    Perfect size titties for the “smaller-sized titty” category

  15. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The word “nibble” comes to mind when I see these photos. Those itty bitties are just begging for a little nip.

  16. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    D
    Commented on this photo:

    Not Amanda

  17. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Tony Foxtrot
    Commented on this photo:

    I have always been insanely in love with Amanda Bynes – she can post as many racy pics as she wants.

  18. Rough Tuesday

    I am hoping she change her mind and take these pics back…

  19. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    CSLs

  20. Forklift

    No skin, no win.

  21. Brad Clooney

    She’s ugly as hell. I only date the top 1% of supermodels.

  22. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it boring in here or is it just her?

  23. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    JonnyVegas
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it wrong to say she was hotter when she was 14?

  24. Nice Ta-Tas but pic #3 needs to be burned in a ritual….

  25. cc

    Anyone else remember Buck Rogers in the 21st Century? Is Amanda a clone of the woman on that show or what? I think that’s the first woman I ever beat off too, fwiw.

  26. wtf bruh

    Its just a matter of time until we get a nudie “leak”. We all win so stop scrutinizing and encourage them. I need new inspirational FAP material.

  27. Nate

    Oh god please release a sex tape!!!

  28. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    whitney
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is this? SoCal in the 90s?

  29. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    ren
    Commented on this photo:

    The fucks with the wig?

  30. patrix

    I’d like to give her my snick at night.

  31. Carson

    I guess she’s not the man anymore.

  32. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Nightangel486
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, so Taylor Momsen was there too?

  33. naked pictures, please! (penelope taynt voice) google this chick her body’s fuckin sick. i’ll do her for all of yas then.

    my girls watched her show she was funny in that context. i thot she was gona grow up to be the next lucille ball. cute as heck as a brunette, but never felt it so much when she did any of the blonde thing

    keep em comin baby

  34. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Goofball
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta call BS on this one. That is so clearly not Amanda Bynes.

  35. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Kisses4Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    lol she ain’t All That anymore

  36. HOT...

    She’s always had the hottest legs in hollywood, but looks like she’s finally grown into her face (less chipmunk baby fat) and has bangin’ tits. Now, time to “accidently” release the nude pics & sex tape…

  37. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Marco
    Commented on this photo:

    She does have the tendency to store fat on her head. Poor girl.

  38. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    I have that bikini. I got it from Target 4 years ago. She is doing well then.

  39. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    She thinks she’s Taylor Momsen

  40. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Russell vanden Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    I always wanted some of that Amanda Bynes. Cute as a button, a tiger in the sack and a sense of humor. A have a total boner right at this moment.

  41. Hey, I want attention too. But since I’m neither famous nor hot, you folks are stuck with me.

  42. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    lauryn
    Commented on this photo:

    these aren’t even remotely sexy. just sayin’

  43. KC

    That reminds me: I need to buy avocados.

  44. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Shaftzits
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie’s jealous

  45. bitingontinfoil

    …seriously??

    …well, I guess….what ELSE is a C-list actress gonna do to take the attention away from Carlos? Not even a *blip* on the radar.

    …who is she again?

  46. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Zombie Chic.

  47. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    Bobobo
    Commented on this photo:

    Amanda, please!

  48. Amanda Bynes Twitter Photos Bikini
    chels
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s cute and all, but you kind of have to be more than cute to get all the attention in this business. that or you have to post nudes, not the types of photos we see all over facebook everyday. seriously, i have about 200 girls on my friends list cuter than her with pictures more “racy” than these.

  49. Galtacticus

    *Dressed in dark monk’s outfit* Yes, we’ll have most secret and dark communication now…..

Leave A Comment