Over the summer Amanda Bynes quit and then unquit Twitter within the span of three weeks presumably after realizing she has nothing better to do. So keeping with that theme, she decided to tweet provocative photos of herself last night which I’ve posted here because this place has always been a showcase for famewhores and breast emporium. Also, I’m not about to discourage any struggling celebrity who wants to take bikini photos for attention. That’s called job security. In the meantime, I like how Amanda carefully masked her face in each shot because I actually sat through Easy A and spent most of it wondering why they made her character a burn victim. Just seemed unnecessary.
Photos: Twitter
show me the nippy.
She most certainly will not!!
As President of her fan club (see moniker), I forbid it.
I will speak with her however about an “accidental” upskirt.
do girls like it if you smear poop in the shape of a smiley face and frowny eyebrows on their face with your penis?
@johng: Yes.
I blame Glee for all of these 12 and 13 year olds for dressing up as girls. Oh, and the movie Ladybugs.
Wow, that post was terrible. Dyslexia, you win this time.
Pretty.
This is the most feeble “celebrity” cry for attention I think I’ve ever seen.
Release a sex tape for famewhore redemption. At least show off them twins.
Agreed.
I think I get more turned on reading the ingredients on an Eggo carton.
She could at least follow the “Lindsay Lohan” plan and pose for some semi-nude, nude and simulated sex pictures….this is pathetic but so is she!
At this rate she should just re-retire!
I have no idea who she is or what she’s supposed to be famous for, but I like the picture.
Agreed: Cute girl, but I can honestly say I will have to Google to find out who she is.
Fail.
@Jon: EPIC fail if you’re over 15 and know who this chick is.
hmmmmm, born april 1986. (gets out abacus.) makes her almost 25. i can feel good about my boner!
Nickelodean – finding Charlie Sheen’s whores of tomorrow, today.
oh com on girl. you want attention, you should have done what Lindsay and Britney did.
shave her head and rob jewelry stores?
yeah something like that.. otherwise go find a husband
no, shave her twat and show the whole world.
why*
If she’s a burn victim, point me towards the nearest ward. I’m willing to bet shes at least twice as hot as any girl you had been with despite your admittedly strong pick-up line of “I work at a site that’s pretty much perezhilton lite. We’re straighter, but just as bitchy”
“no, im not the Brad Pitt site guy. Have you heard me mention Lindsay Lohan yet? Thought so. I’m strictly Sheen, baby”
Whew. First off, what the fuck is a “Joaker?” Secondly, what the fuck??
I could tell you’re not . you’re funnier. but then again a dead decaying baby is more funnier .
No. Burn victim is pretty accurate. Downy faced burn victim mouth breather to be specific.
Is that an engagement ring on her left hand? Is she engaged, cause the guy probably wouldn’t want her whoring herself on the Internet.
It is – and I spent my entire trust fund allowance on it! She’s having a bit of trouble adjusting to her “retirement” from acting, that’s all. Let her have a sliver of the spotlight, will you please?
Are mirrors a new concept to you? Just think about it, and you’ll realize that’s actually her right hand.
Apparently they’re a new concept for you. Her left hand is holding the camera.
Drew: FAIL!! hahahaha
No, it’s on her right hand, the picture is a reflection
AMANDA PLEASE—–BLOW ME
DAMN SHE IS HOT
Celeb flash photos are right up there with blurry gadget finds. Seriously, did she forget to pay the electric bill or something? It’s possible not to cover 40% of the photo with white space
Nice little cans.
Perfect size titties for the “smaller-sized titty” category
The word “nibble” comes to mind when I see these photos. Those itty bitties are just begging for a little nip.
Those aren’t itty bitty. They’re perfect. Freakin’ hot
Not Amanda
Okay champ.
Yeah, Im a champ
I have always been insanely in love with Amanda Bynes – she can post as many racy pics as she wants.
ditto
I am hoping she change her mind and take these pics back…
CSLs
No skin, no win.
She’s ugly as hell. I only date the top 1% of supermodels.
Yeah right! You only date Madam Palm and her daughters!
Is it boring in here or is it just her?
Is it wrong to say she was hotter when she was 14?
Only if it’s not true.
it is….. I was 14 when she was.
Nice Ta-Tas but pic #3 needs to be burned in a ritual….
Why, because she’s got diarrhea on her lips?
Anyone else remember Buck Rogers in the 21st Century? Is Amanda a clone of the woman on that show or what? I think that’s the first woman I ever beat off too, fwiw.
i think her name was erin gray…maybe…i filled a few spank socks to her as well..
Grey, with an e. Because as well know, spelling counts on the internet.
Its just a matter of time until we get a nudie “leak”. We all win so stop scrutinizing and encourage them. I need new inspirational FAP material.
trust me a lot of pople will be FAPPing to this.
Oh god please release a sex tape!!!
What the fuck is this? SoCal in the 90s?
The fucks with the wig?
I’d like to give her my snick at night.
I guess she’s not the man anymore.
Wait, so Taylor Momsen was there too?
naked pictures, please! (penelope taynt voice) google this chick her body’s fuckin sick. i’ll do her for all of yas then.
my girls watched her show she was funny in that context. i thot she was gona grow up to be the next lucille ball. cute as heck as a brunette, but never felt it so much when she did any of the blonde thing
keep em comin baby
Gotta call BS on this one. That is so clearly not Amanda Bynes.
lol she ain’t All That anymore
i see what you did thar
lol
She’s always had the hottest legs in hollywood, but looks like she’s finally grown into her face (less chipmunk baby fat) and has bangin’ tits. Now, time to “accidently” release the nude pics & sex tape…
YES!!
agreed but would it be too much to ask for her doing a CHICK? still waiting on ONE of them to do it.. i really dont need to see some other dudes hairy ass..
She does have the tendency to store fat on her head. Poor girl.
I have that bikini. I got it from Target 4 years ago. She is doing well then.
She thinks she’s Taylor Momsen
Yeah refuse to show those prize possessions.
I always wanted some of that Amanda Bynes. Cute as a button, a tiger in the sack and a sense of humor. A have a total boner right at this moment.
Hey, I want attention too. But since I’m neither famous nor hot, you folks are stuck with me.
these aren’t even remotely sexy. just sayin’
That reminds me: I need to buy avocados.
LMAO
Katie’s jealous
…seriously??
…well, I guess….what ELSE is a C-list actress gonna do to take the attention away from Carlos? Not even a *blip* on the radar.
…who is she again?
Zombie Chic.
Amanda, please!
she’s cute and all, but you kind of have to be more than cute to get all the attention in this business. that or you have to post nudes, not the types of photos we see all over facebook everyday. seriously, i have about 200 girls on my friends list cuter than her with pictures more “racy” than these.
*Dressed in dark monk’s outfit* Yes, we’ll have most secret and dark communication now…..