Because seeing her in the pages of Maxim is the only way to truly capture the gravity of this news, Amanda Bynes has announced on her Twitter she’s “retired” from acting:
- I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired
- I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
- If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
- Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
- I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
- I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi
I don’t really know what that last tweet has to do with anything, but I felt I should include Amanda Bynes’ insatiable hunger for giant cock to the ambiance. You know, class this post up a bit. Now where were we? Oh, right, talking about an actress nobody wants to hire so she’s trying to saying she’s “retired” now. Is Lindsay writing this all down?
Photos: Maxim
woooo
she’s hot. omg, she’s hot.
shes a fat whore…a real nobody
first!
Lindsay can learn from Amanda
Meaning Lindsay should start doing interracial porn, not retire.
Bye -bye! There’s plenty more blondes w boobs out there who will be happy to step in & take over whatever projects you might have had.
What’s she famous for anyway?
All that, the amanda show, what a girl wants, she’s the man, what i like about you etc. etc……
Stupid girl… “Chocolate” men only go for bitches with money, FYI. I’m just sayin’.
Not true… also bitches with moderately phat asses… and money.
what is she retiring from?? she never worked!
1) She doesn’t date black dudes; she’s not kim “piss on me, baby!” whoretrashian.
2) If she’s put away enough scratch to live on for the rest of her life, & doesn’t see herself getting anything worthwhile acting role wise, then it’s time to move on to something she likes doing. Good for her for being smart about money; at least she wasn’t an attention whore like every idiotic celebuwhore on this site. I wish her the best.
Jay, being an attention whore is a good thing. They are what keeps us coming to the FISH.
Why do you come here….too Hate?
evidently you’re not much into nasty sex…
and just out of curiousity…what’s wrong with black dudes?…
Nothing is wrong with black dudes. Mr. Jeffries on the other hand….
who is this cunt? i’m announcing my retirement from acting as well…can i get a post?
LOL. I know right! I was all like…wait who?
Great point.
First?
hhmm, shes pretty now… she looks good here :)
i totally had o go to her twitter page because i didnt believe she said that about black guys at all. its such a random post.
How can she be so un-sexy?
Hmmm, convoluted posts…
maybe she’s trying to announce her career’s over because she got gonorrhea?
That’s about the worst spread of photographs I’ve ever seen. She looks cute, but wouldn’t know how to pose to save her acting caree…oh wait.
she’s pretty, but she’s not good at being sexy.
The last line is true: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/11/amanda-bynes-prefers-choc_n_458179.html
She’s been dating rapper Kid Cudi. I guess now she not worthy for so many of the great catches that comment on this site.
her ass is to small for the black man, but man she’s got some nice tities
I’m sure it had nothing to do with her terrible acting skills and inability to get work. That being said, aside from those odd chipmunk cheeks shes hot as hell.
Acting isn’t fun for her anymore because nobody is hiring her.
She just another Disney./Nickeloden cast off who got too old for their fanbase and doesn’t have the acting chops to play anything else.
She’ll try to reinvent herself in a couple years with nudity.
I hope she loves to pose naked and do porn now….
Stop the presses! Can this be true? Is one of H-woods leading talents just walking away? The best of luck on all of your future endeavors Amanda. There truly will be one less star in the heavens tonight.
Randal’s Rectum
She was promoting a part she had in a movie a few months ago and then apparently got fired from it and started denying that she was ever in it. Stupid people forget once stuff is in print saying “nuh-uh” doesn’t make it go away.
So she likes men that respect women, but then also likes it black, well which one does she prefer?
Sadly she picked the wrong race if she was looking for respect.
The girl has been working as an actress since she was 10 years old, (14 years), and she wants to do something else.
Good for her.
Fatty-Fatty-Fat-Fat!!!!
There, I said it.
she’s the man was the greatest movie ever
amen to that!…
hahahahah
I love the words “another Fat Squirrel” next to her face in the last shot…
so true!!!
did this really make the cut in Maxim? i thought the pictures published in Maxim were supposed to give Playboy a run for their money, not Good Housekeeping…
We’re obviously going to hear in a day or two that her Twitter account was hacked.
its funny that the front cover says another fat squirrel because she looks exactly like one
I really wish Shannon Elizabeth and Elizabeth Berkley would take a page out of this chick’s book. Some women should really be seen and NEVER heard. Wait… did I say some? HAHAHHAHA, my bad!
Retire from acting?
I can’t name one fucking movie this ok-looking cunt has been in!
I thought she quit YEARS ago. Sure this is new?
It is true that she likes black men..she was dating Kid Cudi for months, but he broke up with her because she was tweeting too much personal information on her twitter or something like that.
From the sound of it they’re still screwing but he’s not committing to the relationship. Which is an awesome move on his part considering she fell for it.
I want to go strollin’ in her colon.
She did talk about going to college so maybe that’s in her future.
Man! Now there won’t be any nude scenes by her. Wanted to see that cute little ass.
quitting acting after what looks like either a boob-job or Maxims photoshop-budget for the whole year – doesn´t quite make sense, does it?
I noticed that you put quotes around “retired”. Shouldn’t there also be quotes around “acting”
And shouldn’t that be “I like black cock”? Wait, I think Tom Cruise already has that line copy-righted.
Whaddaya know… she starts spending time around a black man and decides employment isn’t all it’s “cracked” up to be
Don’t you need to work before you can retire?
UMMMMMM amanda was on what i like about you for like 4 years. she was also on the amanda show as a kid. she was in what a girl wants and shes the man. shes a great actress
Amanda Bynes is hot.
I would shag her every which way from Sunday…and then some.
but, if it is true, I take it all back.
Hmmm, hahahha, hmmm. You need a career in order to retire from one right? hmmmm.
so she’s ‘retiring’ from acting?
i’m still trying to figure out who this person is after finding her face next to the toilet on a Maxim a few months ago.
WOW,WOW,WOW,WON,WON,WON,NOM,NOM,NOM
Shit! I was just about to call her agent and hire her for my massive budget movie! Oh well…
………..I don’t know her yet.
Amanda Bynes …… who??????
nice tits