Amanda Bynes Quit

Because seeing her in the pages of Maxim is the only way to truly capture the gravity of this news, Amanda Bynes has announced on her Twitter she’s “retired” from acting:

- I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired
– I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
– If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
– Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
– I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
- I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi

I don’t really know what that last tweet has to do with anything, but I felt I should include Amanda Bynes’ insatiable hunger for giant cock to the ambiance. You know, class this post up a bit. Now where were we? Oh, right, talking about an actress nobody wants to hire so she’s trying to saying she’s “retired” now. Is Lindsay writing this all down?

Photos: Maxim