Before I get into this post, let me remind of you a little incident that happened back in 2008: An obsessed Lindsay Lohan was writing so many nonsensical MySpace rants about wanting to help get Barack Obama elected that his campaign literally had to contact her and tell her to shut the fuck up because it’s bad enough he’s a black dude with Hussein for a middle name, so leave your freckle stink at home. Jump to last night where Amanda Bynes was formally charged with DUI and decided to fire off the following tweet because she’s totes different than Lindsay Lohan, you guys. Totes different:
Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 5, 2012
Keep in mind Amanda Bynes makes it a point to frequently express her love for huge black penis, so the fact that she couldn’t even bother to add “I’ll suck yo’ dick” at the of this tweet is probably the most racist thing I’ve seen in my life. Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t even hate black people this much.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
I guess Miss Amanda is trying to one-up Miss Lohan. Good job.
Good god. I can not be the only one who finds her completely unattractive.
Yeah, I feel like I should think she’s hot, but she just… isn’t.
You are not alone.
I agree with all of you. I would, of course, still have sex with her. However, I recognize the fact that I’m a man-whore with few standards beyond willingness and a pulse.
There’s very little correlation between finding some mediocre looking and a willingness to have sex with them. Especially when their conversation is as scintillating as Ms. Bynes.
Poor Amanda…I think I was about 4 years old the last time I thought a politician would do anything for my benefit.
She has the face of someone with a learning disability but who is still a mostly functional adult.
i woulda gone w vice versa
Young lady, this is now how you addressed the President. How shameful
(shakes head)….white people.
I’m thankful we have the razor sharp policital insight of celebrities to guide us normal people.
Holy profound stupidity, Batman :(
Ive figured out why Im so attracted to this girl.
She reminds me of a sorority girl thats a raging drunk and batshit crazy. The perfect combination. At least for a night….
More like 15 minutes.
Then you slap the dick out of her mouth and move on to the next party.
What a silly cunt you are, Amanda.
I doubt Obama gives a shit, but Bill Clinton would have been all the fuck over that.
I’d like this many more times if Fish would let me. Nice.
She gets more cross eyed by the second the longer I stare.
Please mark this as the official moment I started believing she is dumb enough to be a call girl.
She refused to take a breathalyzer and a blood test… I’d be suspicious and arrest her for DUI if I was that cop, too.
She really believes Obama is friends with all of Hollywood.
Obama’s more worried about gay marriage than your nasty cunt. Ok if it was last call, and I’m drunk I’d give her a mercy fuck.
Looks like the new Lindsay Lohan is dumber than the old one.
Well, isn’t that what libtards are? CRAZY!?!?!
Oh that’s right…..you all make fun of how crazy celebrities are when they are libtards….just like you. Now that’s comedy. Entitlements all the way around!
Are you some kind of moh-ron ?
- Cletus Spuckler
It is clear that the blood flowing to her breasts is depriving her brain.
I’m not appalled at her dumb assery due to her tits. You can’t fix stupid but a nice rack seems to cancel the effect.
Did someone put her brain in a jar? Or should I be concerned about the water?
Obama is willing to get that cop fired, but he’s looking for at least of $7 contribution to his re-election fund.
Obama ain’t cheap, toots.
This gals eyes are too close together. Wonder what would happen if we got her and Amanda Seyfried in the same room… Maybe eyeballs have polarity!
Holy shit! She thinks the president fires police officers. What is she, 3 years old? She’s certainly a lot funnier than I’ve ever given her credit for though. ‘Cause this is fucking hilarious.
Bitch, I think you was drunk when wrote that shit!
Chick is obviously dumb as hell, but I would still fuck her until she couldn’t stand up just because white pussy is so damn good. Also, what with the fat face?
It could be true … she could have just been high, and clearly she hit and *drove*. Totes different.
I’d fuck her till her eyes crossed…..uh….ah….I mean until they were normal or something
So, Amanda Bynes is arrested for D.U.I, then asks for Obama to fire the cop who busted her – and she was actually serious. It’s hard to believe these people live and breathe among us, they vote, and they reproduce. I’m just waiting for Obama to drop everything and blame the cops, saying they “acted stupidly.” Oh, ya, that’s right: Bynes is white! Neverr-r-r-r-rmind.
I love Amanda. I’ve loved her for years. I don’t understand what is up with her lately. Hopefully she’s just going through a phase. I want her to start working again, but ther’s not a lot of work for comedic actresses.
DUI could be for drugs. After all, she thinks Obama reads her tweets and will fire a cop for arresting her.
Your move, Lohan.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING NERDS THAT WILL NEVER TOUCH ANY PUSSY BESIDES THE ONE YOU CAME OUT OF