Amanda Bynes’ Mom Is A F*cking Idiot

April 10th, 2014 // 48 Comments
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So remember when Amanda Bynes was wandering around building bombs out of her dog, Tweeting topless pics and talking to herself in a secret language? That’s about to happen all over again because her mother’s an idiot. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes’ mother just came out publicly and said her daughter does NOT suffer from Schizophrenia or bipolar disorder — she says the only problem Amanda had was weed — but multiple sources tell TMZ … that’s just NOT true.
Amanda’s mom says all her her daughter’s problems emanated from marijuana, and she is now weed-free, so Amanda is off ALL medications. Lynn Bynes says, “She has no mental illness whatsoever.”

That’s a pretty amazing statement for a woman who currently has a conservatorship over her 28-year-old daughter thanks to a team of medical professionals who deemed her “gravely disabled” so they could lock her in the goddamn psych ward. Don’t get me wrong, potheads annoy me, too, but I’ve never seen one try to explode an elderly woman’s driveway while wearing a Miss Piggy wig. They’re not that ambitious. Trust me.



  1. Oh BABY

    Thank you so much, Fish, for your so-qualified diagnosis and opinion of what’s wrong with Amanda Bynes and how her mother is handling it. If you’re so smart that you’ve successfully completed medical school, why aren’t you jumping in and offering your expert services?

    You’re a gossip hack taking stories as gospel from TMZ; you have no inside information and so you don’t really know what, exactly, is going on. Does that stop you from spewing your usual biased idiocy? Of course not.

    • Ruckus

      Mrs. Bynes, how much is rent up there in denial?

    • Balls Mcgee

      It’s impressive how dense you don’t know you are.

    • Convex, is that you?

    • this guy is so uptight its almost like a disease. i can almost hear his chubby fingers hammering on the keyboard as he types. hahaha, what a cunt.

    • And you’re just a trolling commenter on that hacky website, so how fucked is your life, Mr. Baby?

    • You don’t have to be a doctor or a genius to recognize the symptoms and signs of full-blown schizophrenia. It’s on record that she was exhibiting signs of paranoia years ago. And look out when they stop taking their meds :(

      • Paranoia doesn’t automatically translate to schizophrenia. Mixed state or rapid cycling bipolarity could easily account for her behavior, since that sort of mental chaos would put her at greater risk to self-medicate to blunt the symptoms. Street drugs and alcohol not only exacerbate that mental dysphoria, but can produce psychotic symptoms like you wouldn’t believe.

      • malaka

        MJ generally sedates and relaxes numerous conditions.
        although, the effects vary greatly between individuals.
        many claim that it increases feelings of paranoia.
        personally, i do not experience this because i understand that there’s really nothing new to worry about.
        alcohol can radically disrupt and alter other present chemicals and concurrent conditions.
        some people cannot efficiently handle their own medications.
        others have no business using certain medications in the first place.

      • True, that. Well-put. She seemed to me to be exhibiting all the signs almost identically to another case I personally know of. Plus I worked in mental health. Whatever it is, I highly doubt the only issue is pot.

    • Katie

      lol oh Baby. What a nutter.
      I think what Fish is upset about here are the claims that “weed is a mental illness”. Hell, I’m upset about it.
      It sounds like Amanda’s mother hasn’t even taken her back to the doctor. I was actually told by 3 doctors to move to a state that has medical marijuana, to TREAT mental illnesses. So for her mom to come out and say that… whoa.
      Personally, I think Amanda’s problem might have been she um, wanted attention. It gets all the other little whorelettes like Lindsay attention, surely she thought it would work for her.

      But hey! I’m not a doctor, either Baby!

    • Oh BABY…For chrissake, pull the stick out of your ass.

  2. IndustrialBunni

    Amanda Bynes is 28?

  3. Cock Dr

    I think her problem was that she didn’t smoke enough.

  4. JC

    Sadly, this is pretty common with mental illness/denial. “I/he/she is much better now, so they don’t need to take the medication anymore. It was probably just the substance abuse, which they were in no way taking to self-medicate.”

    This will end well. And by “well,” I mean, IEP (improvised explosive pet).

  5. This girl has nice tits. I’d like to fuck the crazy right out of her.

  6. and to think I praised her mother on the thread a few days ago. hopefully the mother’s denial won’t end in Amanda’s death. its fuckin’ sad. maybe Amanda will wake up and see her previous behavior is indeed mental illness and tell her mother to FUCK OFF, and take the meds again.

    • Dr Laura l

      A sudden stopping of treatment will most often lead to a relapse of the symptoms associated with schizophrenia and then a gradual recovery as treatment is reinstated.

      • malaka

        many people who experience mental illness will deny their afflictions to the enth degree because they may feel that requiring medication somehow invalidates themselves.
        when we berate, ridicule or dismiss someone acting foolish, we often label them as insane, retarded or somehow mentally incompetent. which therefore means almost anything they write or say is entirely bereft of credibility.
        this is why almost nobody who suffers from acute mental illness
        will ever own up to it or get the help that they so desperately need. the first step is admitting that you have a problem.

      • Just what the hell are you talking about? I don’t need any medication. I’m perfectly fine. Just ask my raccoon, Walter. He’ll tell you that I’m perfectly sane. Wait — gimme a sec…WALTER, you moron, you forgot to put onions on my tuna sandwich. FUCK! — So anyway, where was I?

  7. Doesn’t surprise me one bit. Her parents are the type of head-up-ass religious that goes to live in the Orange County bubble where you can get away with disbelieving everything science says while still enjoying the modern luxuries its brought us like psychiatric hospitals. This post was secretly about my own mommy issues. Carry on.

  8. Poor Mom just can’t believe that her precious little angel has mental problems. Because if she has mental problems, then that means they weren’t perfect parents and that just can’t be true.

    It’s a combination of defiant arrogance and desperation that’s very dangerous. What’s the point of denying it now? The shit is bad, do what you need to do to fix it. Fuck your pride.

  9. If Amanda is not crazy, something it terribly wrong with her, and I guess that stupidity runs in the family, because if her Mom goes public saying that Amanda’s problems were weed related give me a break, if that’s so the whole planet should be populate with Amandas ;) I don’t know anybody who didn’t smoke weed at some part of his life, everybody smoke it, but not everybody act like Amanda, so it’s obvious that weed it’s not the problem here :)

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  11. I’m glad Bynes seems to be doing better. I just wish she’d posted better nudes before they 5150′d her.

  12. yo yo yo

    maybe she is just saying this so the world can get off amanda’s back and maybe she can start acting again?

  13. Check her will. Actually, make sure she has a will. Either way, the safe bet is as things stand, her estate lands in her mother’s lap. One visit with a competent Estate Law attorney might well make her mother suddenly realize the extent of her daughter’s mental issues. Of course, she might leave everything to “that nice short man on the dragon show,” but my initial point remains valid.

  14. Tonethius

    Am I the only one who misses the batshit crazy Amanda? I say ‘let her run’ just keep her away from gasoline and she’ll be fine.

    On a side note, I’ve known people who smoke dope CONSTANTLY, and they never acted like she did.

  15. Robb7

    Sounds like crazy runs in the family.

  16. The translated message:

    “My daughter is not fucking crazy, will show up on time to set and is totally insurable. Please think of her in any upcoming projects you have, the hospital and rehabs bills are enormous.”

  17. Centaura

    She was way too crazy and active to only be using weed. I’ve never seen weed do that to ANYONE I know and trust me, I have a lot of stoner friends. But yeah…what we’re we talking about again? ;)

  18. rico

    Smoking weed does not make you whacked out crazy like Amanda. Mostly it makes you put on Pink Floyd and stare at things until they start to melt (not that I’m speaking from personal experience or anything).

    • I’ve never had anything “melt” on weed.

      She’s a female! need i say more? they’re all nut jobs

      • “I’ve never had anything “melt” on weed.”

        Really? How sad. I remember back in the 60′s I used to get visuals all the time. I could almost get them from empty Zig Zags. Damn, those were some fun days!

      • LupinS

        Really? Cause you sound more like someone who has never smoked and just assumes what they see on US TV has any relevance to actually stoned (and I’m a 2000′s smoker who can tell you nothing in the 60 is even close to todays plants).

        Common knowledge – pot tends to set off mental health issues in some people. Some who stop smoking will never experience symtoms again.

  19. Pat C

    Hmm, if she was able to function normally with meds, then maybe after a while she wouldn’t need a conservatorship. But if she starts acting nuts again, then it’d be best to just keep holding that conservatorship for her.

  20. Yes, of course, Mrs Bynes. Because so many people who smoke weed are diagnosed as “gravely disabled” and have a conservatorship over them.

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