Amanda Bynes Has A Microchip In Her Head, According To Amanda Bynes
In a new interview with In Touch who I’m pretty sure are just following her around with a tape recorder while she’s talking to herself, Amanda Bynes claims she has a microchip in her head, so if you happen to have a particularly flammable dog, now would be a good time to bring it inside:
The most disconcerting of her erratic behavior was when Amanda told In Touch’s reporter she believes she has a microchip in her head. “I want a dollar a day from every person who [is] reading my mind,” she told the reporter.
Granted, while all of that sounds concerning as hell, at least Amanda Bynes didn’t say she wouldn’t be able to resist putting a baby’s penis in her mouth which is my new bar for judging how awful something is. That’s where I’m at now. “Nobody said they wanted to suck a baby’s dick? We’re good here.” – Me, going forward
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